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Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui

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The Potterverse
Jan 1970
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I have no idea what I'd get a significant other.


How about a glove, you know to keep her warm?

monolith94 is offline monolith94
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New England
Jan 1970
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Imran, that has to be the most obvious, pedestrian reply to a post that I have ever seen in my entire life, the sheer mundane nature of it only heightened by the fact that not only has the joke been played time and time again in this society, but has also been mentioned in this very thread.

I have not known true mediocrity until this moment.

And I mean that as a friend.

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
Prince
Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
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I have not known true mediocrity until this moment.


God, that brings back memories of every sexual encounter I've ever had. Isn't it weird that every girl says the same thing?

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
May 2001
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Hey man, that's not bad!

alva is offline alva
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Republic of Flanders
Sep 2001
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I would never dare to buy my gf lingerie; not because she wouldn't want to wear it for me, but because I'm already nervous enough buying regular clothes for her.



AAhh C'mon, it's something every man should go through at least once in his life.

quote:
Nothing quite like watching your lady in lingerie you bought for her, then slowly taking it off. Highly recommended, KH.

Sooo if you would had bought nothing at all, you would have had the same endresult, right?

Oh wait, dealing with women is slightly different, init.
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I got a box of tissues and some hand lotion for my five friends.

Ahh, misses hand and her 5 lovely daughters, she really is known all ovr the world..

jdd2007 is offline jdd2007
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Cincinnati
Aug 2001
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Sikander is offline Sikander
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Boulder, Colorado, United Snakes of America
Jan 2000
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I thought I was already getting the big prize.


You're doing both of her sisters?

Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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It's time to use those newly aquired modding powers for that, UR.

I won't tell. I promise.

Asher is offline Asher
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Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
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I bought him:

Radeon 9600 Pro 128MB
512MB OCZ PC3200 EL Ultimate Edition DDR RAM (2-2-3-5-1T)
802.11b wireless router
802.11b PCI card

His brother bought him:
Athlon XP 2600+
nForce 2 400 motherboard
ATX case w/ power supply
52x/24x/52x CD burner

He's never had his own computer before and tends to hijack time off his bro's comp (his brother had an extra flat-screen 19" CRT and keyboard/mouse)

Gonna give him the thing tomorrow.

orange is offline orange
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It doesn't matter what your name is!
Feb 2000
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man, must be nice to have an 'extra' 19" monitor

Asher is offline Asher
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Nov 1999
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I've got 2 extra 19" monitors...both Trinitrons.

If the CRTs weren't so damned big I'd use one of them as a second monitor.

aaglo is offline aaglo
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the contradiction is filled with holes...
Aug 2001
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- A DVD of the best video's of Duran Duran
- A neclace
- Ice Age on DVD
- Chocolate

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Whale-raping abomination
Aug 2000
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"West Wing" DVD box set, "Pirates of the Caribbean" DVD, Foo Fighters CD and a cruet set.

Yes. A cruet set. It's what she wanted.

Asher is offline Asher
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Nov 1999
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People watch The West Wing in England?

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Yes. We speak roughly the same language and unerstand that the Martn Sheen character has some sort of important job.

Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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May 1999
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It's time to use those newly aquired modding powers for that, UR.

I won't tell. I promise.


You are like that little devil that sits on a person's shoulder, telling one to do naughty things

DeathByTheSword is offline DeathByTheSword
King
soon to be a major religion
Nov 2001
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a baydoll set...(lingerie)

and a kinda (for my wallet ) expensive watch...she better like it or i lost a heap of money i could spend on beer

JohnT is offline JohnT

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Capitalist
Mar 1999
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Sophie: Play table, tricycle, SpongeBob chair, Dora the Explorer pillow and sleeping bag, a subscription to Dog Fancy magazine (she likes looking at all the dogs, and whenever we go to the store, she always complains if she doesn't get to see the "dogies.")

Laura: 1 year subscription to the Wall Street Journal, Buffy Season 5 DVD, a couple of pieces for our Christmas village thing.

molly bloom is offline molly bloom
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Lundenwic
Oct 2001
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He's getting a first edition of 'To Sir, With Love', a terra cotta wine cooler, music by Marc Almond, the Byrds and Billie Ray Martin, some South Park stuff and I'm cooking Christmas breakfast, dinner and supper. And Boxing Day, too.

All the relatives and friends in Great Britain and Canada are getting assorted Aussie things- the proviso being they have to be reasonably lightweight, otherwise you end up paying almost as much in postage as you did for the gifts.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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My wallet is happy I am single this year.

Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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Sep 2001
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Nothing quite like watching your lady in lingerie you bought for her, then slowly taking it off. Highly recommended, KH.


Buying her lingerie isn't really a gift for her. It's more like a gift for yourself.

Japher is offline Japher
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Ook! Ook! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Jun 2002
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I bought him:

Radeon 9600 Pro 128MB
512MB OCZ PC3200 EL Ultimate Edition DDR RAM (2-2-3-5-1T)
802.11b wireless router
802.11b PCI card


Asher, I think the question is what did you buy your SO, not what IS your SO

I bought myself a 802.1 1b wireless firewall router too!

I think you all are making me into a geek!

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
May 2001
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You're doing both of her sisters?


Nah; she's an only child. Hitting it with her friends ain't so bad, though.

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
May 2001
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Yes. We speak roughly the same language and unerstand that the Martn Sheen character has some sort of important job.


He's the one who tells Blair what to do every week.

Drogue is offline Drogue
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Oct 2002
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I would post, but she'll read it Not that I'd ever trying to tease her about it at all...

Lancer is offline Lancer
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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999
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Well, tonight's the night. I can't wait to give her the gifts, though I'm worried she won't like them. I spent hours picking them, but are they what she really wants? Was I supposed to 'just know' of some special gift she obliquely hinted at in her female way that I totally missed in my male way? The entire thing has me missing sleep...I got the shakes as well...tightness in the throat and looseness in the stool...

That's right...

Santaphobia!!!

The fear that your gift won't make the grade.

>>> <<<

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I know that feeling all too well Luckily it's never happened, but I'm always scared it will

Thorn is offline Thorn
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Asheville, NC
May 1999
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2 video games

Starfox Adventures for the GC
and
Kirby's Nightmare in Dreamland for the GBA

A Water Buffalo bone Turtle
A green glass frog


he got me:
PS2 system (he bought it for me early a few months ago)
Some more PS2 games (like 3 or 4).
Metroid Prime GC
and
Megaman X7 PS2

Why so little gifts from me to him, well lets see, I had a job for exactly 3 days (bigots fired me)... so my spending money is tight.

DeathByTheSword is offline DeathByTheSword
King
soon to be a major religion
Nov 2001
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well i was told that girls liked to get lingerie...so any girls here than can comment on that? :hopefull:

 
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