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Lancer is offline Lancer
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Apr 1999
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...or other, describe?

I got my wife a xilophone that plays holiday tunes, a lighted make up mirror, and fancy jewlery box. WooHoo! Can't wait till she opens them. My father-in-law got a cool new jacket.


What about you? What presents did you get? For...anyone...

Bosh is offline Bosh
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very nice panties and bra

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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very nice panties and bra


How expensive were they? The lingerie prices here are outrageous, but I would bet that Korea is probably cheaper.

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Feb 2000
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a leather glove

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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May 2001
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A ring (not an engagement ring, god forbid).

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Aug 1999
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I got a box of tissues and some hand lotion for my five friends.

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Mar 1999
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--Some stuff from Victoria's Secret catalogue she described as "fun" (and, really, how am I to argue?)

--a couple of books (including Berke Breathed's "Flawed Dogs")

--a nifty little lamp

--warm slippers

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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May 2001
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I would never dare to buy my gf lingerie; not because she wouldn't want to wear it for me, but because I'm already nervous enough buying regular clothes for her.

Guynemer is offline Guynemer
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That surprises me, KH; you don't seem the timid type.

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My girlfriend has a lot better taste than I do, anyway.

Guynemer is offline Guynemer
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Fair enough, but sometimes, you gotta make a grab for the big prize, my friend.

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I thought I was already getting the big prize.

Lancer is offline Lancer
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I had a really hot Swiss gf at one point for whom I bought some nice lingerie. Soon after she dumped me and I have not gotten even one letter of thanks from any of the boyfriends who came (ahem) after! angry:

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Nothing quite like watching your lady in lingerie you bought for her, then slowly taking it off. Highly recommended, KH.

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Oct 2001
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I had a really hot Swiss gf at one point for whom I bought some nice lingerie. Soon after she dumped me and I have not gotten even one letter of thanks from any of the boyfriends who came (ahem) after! angry:


Thank you, Lancer. I would've told you sooner if I had known it was you.

Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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May 1999
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I almost forgot she lurks here. The Sunshine Girl just have to wait for Boxing Day

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Aug 2001
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A nice flute.


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Comrade, could you mask out your quote? Thanks.

Lancer is offline Lancer
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Apr 1999
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"Thank you, Lancer. I would've told you sooner if I had known it was you. "



Those split crotch jobbers were hot weren't they?

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Damn straight.

Lancer is offline Lancer
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Memories...like a load of steamy dogshit...

Misty waterlogged memories...

Of your split crotch panties...

Might not be the same pair Drake. From what I hear of her post Lancer excapades they would be fairly worn out by now.

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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From what I hear of her post Lancer excapades they would be fairly worn out by now.


That's fairly common with girls I've been with. They go through hundreds of men searching for the one who can compare to me, but they never can fill that void.

Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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I got her


--this



It's much more vibrant in person

- The DVD of Seabiscuit (she loves horses, and more importantly, race horses)

- A Sticker Maker ($200!!! WTF)

- A CD of Counting Crows, her fav

- Chicago, soundtrack; we went and saw the musical last year

- and, Super Mario Kart Whatever, for GameCube

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Jan 1970
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They go through hundreds of men searching for the one who can compare to me, but they never can fill that void.


Well if she's gone through hundreds of men, that void has been filled quite often .

Either that, or she gives 'loose woman' a whole new meaning .

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"That's fairly common with girls I've been with. They go through hundreds of men searching for the one who can compare to me, but they never can fill that void."

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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And Lancer suddenly loses his sense of humor...

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I admit I may have stretched the matter a bit...

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"And Lancer suddenly loses his sense of humor..."

Naa.

Enjoying the hole thing.

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I bought myself a couple of movies (I love myself).

I have no idea what I'd get a significant other.

I'd probably write a poem in which I dedicate my first book to her or something like that.

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Feb 2001
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Godiva

 
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