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gamenaught
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All you have to do is take the red pill.
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gamenaught
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Hmmm….actually, my perception of Mormonism was improved by the article.
The only thing I previously knew about the Mormons were polygamy and caffeine restriction and what I learned from..um..a South Park episode about the church. The gold plate and decoder ring and other Joseph Smith history seem bizarre but Christianity is filled with that kind of stuff. The racism issue was bad but racism was also a big problem even in the Bible Belt.
For the most part, the rest of the stuff was an improvement over other denominations:
* The focus on good works
* The rejection of original sin
* Rejection of infallibility (a biggie)
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gamenaught
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The way I see it, we are living in the end times, so this is a given. |
What makes you think we are living in the end of times? People have been saying that since the beginning of time.
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Comrade Tassadar
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efore anyone decides to convert to mormonism, make sure you read this article first. Or are you just too lazy? [/QUOTER]
Mother****er. Don't ever insult the Mormon church ever again. Don't you know its the one true church, or have you been fooled by the devil?!
[QUOTE] Hmmm….actually, my perception of Mormonism was improved by the article. |
Before you begin to praise it as the one true religion...just remember its not as good as some paint it out to be.
And remember: I live in Mormonland. Don't even try to debate it.
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I'll try to do better this year, not because I give a **** if I get into heavan, but because it will be a challange! 
quote:
You shall have no other gods before Me
You shall not make for yourself any idol
You shall not take the name of God in vain
Remember the Sabbath Day, to keep it holy |
I think I'll pass on these ones though. And I'll do it right here, right now!!!! Comrade Tassadar and UberKrux are my goDs, Apolyton is my shrine of worship, God ****ing dammit, and I'll just have to make sure I scratch my butt at least once each day for week to make sure those days arent holy. now that those are out of the way...
Honor your father and your mother
this one shouldnt be too hard, had I not been depressed late last year I would have kept this one before.
You shall not murder
****! I hate a lot of people, but I shall try my bestest (do Imaginary people count, like on games??)
You shall not commit adultery
it all depends if I get in a relationship this year.
You shall not steal
easy enough, dont know why I did last year and I actually regret doing it as I felt lower afterwards.
You shall not lie
does this include when women ask about thier looks??
You shall not covet
guess the hustler in the bathroom has to go, huh?
and I shall go forth and editith my signitureth to keep scoreth, for I am a butt munch my own lord.
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Space05us
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what does heysuess have to do with dog spelled backwards anyway? I thought the big J was a prophet, so what if he forgives us.
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gamenaught
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But, in the end, the ten commandments don't mean squat according to most Christian denominations. You can kill 6 million people and still get into heaven just for believing something while a person that has spent his life helping the poor will go to hell if he doesn't believe the right thing. The only important thing is picking the right God/prophet/religion. Get it right, eternal bliss. Get it wrong, eternal torture.
Better not be skeptical. Jesus will get you.
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02-01-2004 09:22
Sorry. I guess I didn't read it. Have now though
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