24-09-2004 09:51									#181
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The Bad Nikita will withdraw 10 tiles away from the Good (8 tiles will be enough if you pillage your road(s)). And the Good will help him doing that.

As for both The Bad and The Ugly - The Good do not hate you - your people will be a good labourforce, helping my own people in my sugar- and tobacco plantages .

The Good Chairman Che Birdy of Peoples Democratic Republic of Jamaica (TGCCBoPDRoJ ).

	24-09-2004 21:05									#182
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Oh... Sounds very reasonable Chaiman Che! I will do so right away. And the Bad does not hate you either, mister chairman. The Bad loves all things -- be they Good, Bad or Ugly!

	25-09-2004 08:29									#183
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quote: Originally posted by quinns Oh... Sounds very reasonable Chaiman Che! I will do so right away. .....

The Bad is telling stories .

	25-09-2004 10:41									#184
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The murdering Russians led by Quinns the Bad has parlayed a peace deal. The peace loving ugly people of California have never wanted anything but to surf freely in the waters to the north.

	25-09-2004 23:40									#185
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Guess that means, that murdering hoardes of mounted natives all are trying to get seats along the jamaican bar, now that the beach have closed for this season?!

Well, guess my doormen can keep the worst babarians out in the streets .

	29-09-2004 18:03									#186
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Well, well... Such contempt from the Jamaicans! The Russians wanted peace with you, but NO!!

	29-09-2004 21:01									#187
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quote: Originally posted by quinns Well, well... Such contempt from the Jamaicans! The Russians wanted peace with you, but NO!!

The Russian never went for peace. All they wanted was TIME... go to sleep dear Jamaicans. While you sleep, I'll go nurse some Americans on the cheek. And after that I'll come to dinner at your place.

But no. The Jamaicans recognise a jackal, when they see one - and we know how it acts.

Beware Jackals. Or you will face the big guys with fast guns and whiplashes - coming to your area soon. Very soon!

	29-09-2004 23:00									#188
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quote: Originally posted by TheBirdMan The Russian never went for peace. All they wanted was TIME... go to sleep dear Jamaicans. While you sleep, I'll go nurse some Americans on the cheek. And after that I'll come to dinner at your place. But no. The Jamaicans recognise a jackal, when they see one - and we know how it acts. Beware Jackals. Or you will face the big guys with fast guns and whiplashes - coming to your area soon. Very soon!

Ha ha ha... And, as George W. Bush of the "All knowing and ever wonderful" Americans says, "Bring 'em on!"

	29-09-2004 23:12									#189
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quote: Originally posted by quinns Ha ha ha... And, as George W. Bush of the "All knowing and ever wonderful" Americans says, "Bring 'em on!"

Who is GWB?

A new wonder - or one going obsolete

	30-09-2004 00:45									#190
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We all can hope the wonder boy will be obsolete!

	02-10-2004 00:47									#191
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Turn to Checkmate on 29-SEP-04.

	02-10-2004 06:22									#192
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Turn sent to bird 10/1

	02-10-2004 08:43									#193
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No turn received since 29th Sep.

	11-10-2004 21:14									#194
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Turn 143 to Checkmate.

	12-10-2004 11:12									#195
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Turn to the Bad-Bad-Man.

	13-10-2004 04:47									#196
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First I ignored you , then I laughed at you, now I fight you, soon I willl bury you!

-- Nikita

	13-10-2004 07:00									#197
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Bad talk from the Bad.

What makes the Bad such an angry young man.

Do you think it was something we said, or is it just
a predisposition to meaness?

	13-10-2004 22:06									#198
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This evening, a new armoured vehicle was tested on a babarian hoarde down in the vaste desert south of Jamaican Homeland.

The effect upon them (the babarians) was greater than expected. Soon the new veapon will be part of the Glorious Jamaican Armed Force - together with the marines.

Chairman Che Birdy of PDRJ.

	14-10-2004 01:43									#199
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Now what is all this talk about me being bad??? Do not forget, Richard was the FIRST to send many slavers into my land to spy on my then peaceful nation. Mr. Nixon also refused to stop trespassing near my cities when graciously asked by me to do so. Then, when I was trying to defend myself from the slave attack by Tricky Dick, Che launches an unprovoked attack on my exposed flank! So I counter attack and get called BAD! NO FAIR!

	14-10-2004 08:22									#200
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Lies is all we hear from you Mr. Bad. I'm standing there with a few units on a nice peaceful, lightly watched boundary between our lands. Wiser men than I have always said, "Trust, but verify." So I check behind the lines for a moment, and what do I find. A road built right up my a.s.s with 36 units on it. I think you just might have been ready to break the peace at any time.
You may also remember that I passed your cities without en-slaving them. But was this restraint remember, no, rather it was rewarded by a death march from your Bad orange units. You are very bad Man Mr Nikita, "Now tear down that wall."

	14-10-2004 09:58									#201
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quote: Originally posted by quinns Now what is all this talk about me being bad??? Do not forget, Richard was the FIRST to send many slavers into my land to spy on my then peaceful nation. Mr. Nixon also refused to stop trespassing near my cities when graciously asked by me to do so. Then, when I was trying to defend myself from the slave attack by Tricky Dick, Che launches an unprovoked attack on my exposed flank! So I counter attack and get called BAD! NO FAIR!

Anyway, Mr. Nikita is a BAD leader, as he did not instruct his spies/diplomats (choose yourself ) to empty the dead mailbox, where all the correspondance between the UGLY Richard and the GOOD Me was copied to.

You know, the dead mailbox in the old oak-tree down by the banks of the lazy MSN-river .

You Mr. BAD was supposed to get that information - as it was "planted" as a special offer "Just for you".

	14-10-2004 11:47									#202
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This morning, the Jamaican city of Port Maria was liberated from the BAD's hoardes.

Under a mild and kindly pressure, the leader of the BAD's cavalry told my investigator the "secret" of Republic. However that information is useless for the Great Jamaican Nation - therefore it have been passed over to the UGLY - he might miss that in his collection of outdated advances .

BTW: The first Marines is expected to arrive at the frontline any time now!

Edit:

Forgot to mention, that 2 Russian SOTL was sunk by a Jamaican submarine near the Russian coastline.

Last edited by TheBirdMan on 14-10-2004 at 11:53

	15-10-2004 10:23									#203
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Port Maria recaptured, as well as Hopewell. All is well!

	16-10-2004 07:20									#204
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" therefore it have been passed over to the UGLY - he might miss that in his collection of outdated advances ."

When they said I was Ugly, I said I want a second opinion. The Doctor said, ok I'll give you a second opinion,
"your stupid too."

So why oh why is the Bird Man's Science so far advanced?

As long as the Plethora of Plumage uses that awesome bird-brain power on to peck the eyes from the Bad, the Ugly will be happy. (Fat, Dumb, and Happy in this case)

	16-10-2004 20:27									#205
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Because of the advanced model of the well known rabbit-strategy.

Every city has at least 1 one tradegood (and always available caravans (nearly always)).

As for the game, it seems like The Bad does not take much care for his troops. They are ordered to attack and attack no matter how many they loose.

Unfortunately (for the Jamaicans) it seems like The Bad is able to enlist an endless number of farmer-boys from the Russian plains, give then an uniform and a weapon - and then tell them to go east. Most do die - but enough to break the Jamaican defences .

Now to reuse a cry from the dark past (with a little change): Where is the Ugly when he is needed

	16-10-2004 20:43									#206
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The ugly shudders in fear from hordes of units squatting in Encinitas.

And all my units look like this dude.

	16-10-2004 22:28									#207
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quote: Originally posted by TheBirdMan Because of the advanced model of the well known rabbit-strategy. Every city has at least 1 one tradegood (and always available caravans (nearly always)). As for the game, it seems like The Bad does not take much care for his troops. They are ordered to attack and attack no matter how many they loose. Unfortunately (for the Jamaicans) it seems like The Bad is able to enlist an endless number of farmer-boys from the Russian plains, give then an uniform and a weapon - and then tell them to go east. Most do die - but enough to break the Jamaican defences . Now to reuse a cry from the dark past (with a little change): Where is the Ugly when he is needed

The Jamaican capitol of Kingston has been liberated by the Russians!



LOSE! No matter how many I "LOSE", not "LOOSE"!! And that isn't 100% correct. After the Russians broke through a very well defended and fortified Jamaican front line city, the rest of the cities have been lightly defended. Shame on you Che! (But I thank you, also, from the bottom of my heart !). In addition, Che did not build a proper road network to reinforce his cities. Instead, it appears he leaves pockets of cities to fend for themselves , and attacks piecemeal, behind the lines, that are easy pickings to counter-attack. As well as putting much too much faith in technological advances, (which again I thank Che Birdy for... I have received Chemistry, Electrification, and Oil Refining from the brilliant Jamaican scientists!! )

	17-10-2004 00:09									#209
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Nothing personal, Birdman. It's just that your General Che was starting to get a little too cocky regarding his beautiful and chest thumping "advanced version of the rabbit strategy" speech!

	17-10-2004 10:34									#210
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With a little help: The citizens of Port Maria has revolted - splitting the Russian Hoardes into two sections. At least for a while.

The first marines have been into battle this morning, all did well though their health isn't the same as it has been (hard resistance).

More marines are closing in, but I am afraid they will come a little too late .