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Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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out of a helicopter is more like it.
BeBro is offline BeBro
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of the Krauts
Mar 2000
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quote:
 Originally posted by Agathon
Asher has two cows
Agathon says "you have two cows, Asher"
Asher, "No I don't! I never did! You liar!"


But wouldn't he rather answer: "Don't come up with such philosophical bullshit!"

Agathon is offline Agathon
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Dec 2002
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quote:
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out of a helicopter is more like it.


Pretty slow today, aren't you?
lord of the mark is offline lord of the mark
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FUKCOV - Former United Kingdom Colony of Virginia
Dec 2000
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you have two cows. You make them the logo for your mail order computer firm. You sell overpriced computers via the internet. You throw your money away on stores that sell misc electronics.
Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
Emperor
of Schmooism
Feb 2001
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Australia:
You have two cows, but the rabbits eat all of the pasture and they die.
Japher is offline Japher
Prince
Ook! Ook! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Jun 2002
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SlowwHand has two cows.
he calls 'em Jackasses,
but they are the biggest in all of Texas

MrFun has two cows.
Neither of them laugh at his jokes.
He gets mad and accusses them of being homophobes.
They laugh.
Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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quote:
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Pretty slow today, aren't you?


more like tonight.

Verto is offline Verto
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Mar 2002
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You have two cows.
In a botched attempt to free them, PETA burns your house and farm to the ground, and torch your SUV.
Agathon is offline Agathon
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Dec 2002
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Berzerker has two cows
He's convinced the Democrats will steal them
500 posts later he's still convinced the Democrats will steal them.


George W Bush has two cows
One of them is his mother.
Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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quote:
George W Bush has two cows
One of them is his mother.


I like that one
Verto is offline Verto
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Mar 2002
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Leave Barbara Bush out of this.
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Dec 2002
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Ned had two cows
He swapped them for some "magic" beans.
Verto is offline Verto
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Mar 2002
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I had two cows.
I still have two cows.
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Oct 2000
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quote:
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Fez had two cows.
A communist fell out of the sky and killed one.



MrFun is offline MrFun
King
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Nov 2000
time: 23:33
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quote:
 Originally posted by Japher
SlowwHand has two cows.
he calls 'em Jackasses,
but they are the biggest in all of Texas

MrFun has two cows.
Neither of them laugh at his jokes.
He gets mad and accusses them of being homophobes.
They laugh.
MrFun is offline MrFun
King
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Nov 2000
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MTG has two cows.
He writes a 500 page book on their breeding history.
Everyone falls asleep.
JohnT is offline JohnT
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Capitalist
Mar 1999
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MarkG and DanQ have two cows.
MarkG goes off to the army, leaving DanQ to take care of the cows.
MarkG gets all the glory for how well the cows have done.
Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
Emperor
of Schmooism
Feb 2001
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Ming has two cows. He bans them.
Verto is offline Verto
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Mar 2002
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McDonald's has two cows.
McDonald's makes two Big Macs.
McDonald's still has two cows.
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no longer.
Jul 2001
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Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:33
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Rah has two cows.
He secretly nominates one of them to be the mafia, and they hold votes for who the mafia is.
Rah ends up with 2 votes against him and is executed.
Verto is offline Verto
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Mar 2002
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Jul 2005
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quote:
 Originally posted by Big Crunch
LIBERTARIANISM: Go away. What I do with my cows is none of your business


LIBERTARIANISM:
You have two cows.
You form a vigilante group with your neighbours to watch the cows.
The vigilante group rapes everyone in the neighbourhood and then demands money for rape protection.
After an unfortunate death at the hands , a lynch mob comes after you.
You machine-gun the lynch mob, eat their hearts in a morbid cannibal orgy, and get drunk.
Your cows die because you forgot to feed them. You steal some from the neighbouring state and rape them.
A big asteroid hits earth, but you don't care because the acid rain has already reduced your life expectancy to forty.
Joseph is offline Joseph
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Ca. USA
Feb 2000
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A good laugh.
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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quote:
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See the mafia thread in the Other Games forum.
Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
Apolyton Duke of Off-Topic

Donate to the Red Cross		 The City State of Noosphere, CPA special envoy
May 1999
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quote:
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Rah has two cows.
He secretly nominates one of them to be the mafia, and they hold votes for who the mafia is.
Rah ends up with 2 votes against him and is executed.


Flip McWho is offline Flip McWho
Warlord
New Zealand
May 2002
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All funny.

MrFun is offline MrFun
King
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Nov 2000
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quote:
 Originally posted by Flip McWho
All funny.


wow -- thanks

Sava is offline Sava
King
GO GO GO!
Mar 2001
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HALLIBURTON COWS:
You have two cows.
They get hit with cruise missiles.
Halliburton offers to sell you new cows.
After a $13 billion dollar contract is signed, you get a pound of ground beef.
Japher is offline Japher
Prince
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Jun 2002
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Sava has two cows.
He keeps them in his closet,
as to avoid drawing attention from the black helicopters
 
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