07-02-2004 00:47									#91
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I had 1, but now it's more like 1/16th or 1/32nd... Invest in a big freezer

	07-02-2004 00:47									#92
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I know of Atilla, but I have never heard of anyone in history named Tatilla.

	07-02-2004 01:07									#93
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A classical economist had two cows.
The cows were fed by an invisible hand.

John Maynard Keynes had two cows.
The cows refused to eat because they believed that feed would be both better and cheaper tomorrow.
The cows suffered a bovine Great Depression, until the government bought feed and forced them to eat.

A post-Keynesian economist had two cows.
Whether they got fed on any given day was an entirely random proposition, depending on factors such as crop failures and OPEC.
The cows grew at the natural rate for cows.

A growth economist had two cows.
The cows grew at the savings rate plus the rate of population growth regardless of what anybody did.

	07-02-2004 01:13									#94
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i can't beleive nobody's done this yet:

self biased has two cows.
they moo in italics.

	07-02-2004 01:15									#95
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sb; guess we just don't notice anymore... 'cept when you bring it up

Jon Miller has two cows.
He names them Beth Smith and Jack Jones.
They get drunk together.
Jon Mieller

	07-02-2004 01:16									#96
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun I know of Atilla, but I have never heard of anyone in history named Tatilla.

Points up towards the post by Tattila the Hun

	07-02-2004 01:17									#97
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Panagh has two cows.
They have a nice day together.
Life is good.

	07-02-2004 01:37									#98
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I have two cows?
Hey, where the hell did the cows come from?
There's cowshit everywhere!

Girls, get in here!

	07-02-2004 01:39									#99
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yav wants two cows
yav wonders why everyone else gets two cows=[

	07-02-2004 01:42									#100
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quote: Originally posted by GePap Points up towards the post by Tattila the Hun

Yes, I know -- who did you think I was referring to?

	07-02-2004 01:42									#101
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Ming has two cows
Case closed

	07-02-2004 01:46									#102
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The French have two cows
They begin taunting
They launch them at silly English Kings and KKKK-Nigggts

	07-02-2004 01:49									#104
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quote: Originally posted by GePap Che has two cows Theben has two cows They begin to bicker about who's cows are better Bunnygirrl ends with four cows

I could see that about 10 years ago.

Che has two cows
Bunnygrrl dresses them up like rabbits
Che remarks something like "The cows are fashionably
oppressed"
Bunnygrrl replies, "What-evair".
Bunnygrrl then laughs uncontrollably for 15 minutes
for no/any given reason.

	07-02-2004 01:50									#105
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DEMOGAME

A civ democracy game has two cows
After three months a consitution is worked out to set up the rules by which the cows will be fed and taken care of
Seven threads, each with about 400 posts are made to discuss what should be fed to the cows, and when they shalle be milked
After many debates and accrimonious elections, someone is elected to feed the cows
The cows have left the pen by now and wandered off
A new constitution must be worked out to set up the rules by which the cows will be retrieved...

	07-02-2004 02:33									#106
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@ GePap
So true, so true

	07-02-2004 02:53									#107
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Kenneth Lay has two cows.

After rigourous auditing, Arthur Andersen confirms that Kenneth Lay actually has 63.9 Gazillion cows.

	07-02-2004 07:20									#108
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quote: Originally posted by BeBro Panagh has two cows. They have a nice day together. Life is good.

ROFL

	07-02-2004 07:44									#109
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Howard Dean has 2 cows.
Frightened away by a crazy scream all his cows leave him.

	07-02-2004 07:45									#110
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Nihilism
You have two cows
You couldn't care less...

Bart Simpson
You don't have any cows
Everyone else is having a cow, man

Shakespeare
You hath two grazers of the field
Thy mother hath decreed the grazers art to die
Everyone commitethesses suicide

	07-02-2004 08:49									#111
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Conlangers (people who create langauges like me):
You have two cows. You decide to make a language for cows based on different lengths and tones of mooing and then teach it to your cows.

	07-02-2004 09:02									#112
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quote: Originally posted by civman2000 Conlangers (people who create langauges like me): You have two cows. You decide to make a language for cows based on different lengths and tones of mooing and then teach it to your cows.

They laugh at you.

	07-02-2004 10:29									#114
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	07-02-2004 12:05									#115
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous <---Avatar...

Oh, that's right -- there IS an Apolytoner who already has a cow for his avatar.

	07-02-2004 17:11									#116
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Chinese Business
You have two cows.
You offer to sell one of the cows to a foreign company.
You spend three months negotiating price, determining shipping, and reviewing customs reglations before signing a contract.
One week after signing the contract, you refuse to sell the cow.

	07-02-2004 17:38									#117
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Japan

You have two Chinese cows.
You milk them and don't give them any food and they die.
So?

	07-02-2004 17:40									#118
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Soviet Russia

You have no cows, because IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COWS OWN YOU!

	07-02-2004 17:43									#119
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Soviet Russia

You have two cows. The state takes them.
Days later in Pravda you read that those two cows are feeding you so much that you wish to express your thankfulness by giving money to the glorious state!

	07-02-2004 17:46									#120
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quote: Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar Japan You have two Chinese cows. You milk them and don't give them any food and they die. So?

Don't be so sensitve.

Actually, many foreign businessmen in China will get mine.