06-02-2004 21:52									#61
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Agathon has two cows.
One is a Liberal Arts Mac User.
The other is a Comp-Sci PC fan.
Agathon now has just one cow.

	06-02-2004 22:01									#62
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Skanky has two cows
a wolf comes and eat one, the other is hit by a car
A third cow sues Skanky
Skanky loses becuase its all his fault

	06-02-2004 22:04									#63
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JohnT has 2 cows.
They both die of neglect,
because Sophie is SO DAMN CUTE!

	06-02-2004 22:04									#64
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Ted has two cows

Ted will have two cows in about 85 years...

	06-02-2004 22:05									#65
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Mugabe has two cows
he rails against the White parts, uses toxic paint to make the cows fully black
The cows die

	06-02-2004 22:06									#66
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quote: Originally posted by alva Ted has two cows Ted will have two cows in about 85 years...

Ted will have two cows in about 85 years
He'd hit them

USA USA USA

	06-02-2004 22:07									#67
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Sava has two cows. He keeps them in his closet, as to avoid drawing attention from the black helicopters

actually, I'd launch my cows via catapult at those damn choppers!

	06-02-2004 22:08									#68
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MrFun has two cows.
Being from Iowa, he sees nothing wrong with this.

	06-02-2004 22:13									#69
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You have two cows

Arab

Trades the two cows for a third wife.
Allah is good.

	06-02-2004 22:22									#70
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Whaleboy has two cows.
They give relatively good milk, but do not meet his standards of conversation.
Whaleboy accuses them of anti-intellectualism and puts them on ignore.

Loinburger has two cows,
but Wutang is for the children.

DinoDoc has two cows,
but why exactly should he care?

	06-02-2004 22:23									#71
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quote: Whaleboy has two cows. They give relatively good milk, but do not meet his standards of conversation. Whaleboy accuses them of anti-intellectualism and puts them on ignore.

Whaleboy has two cows.
They give him relatively good milk.
He doesn't have any delusions that other people think the milk is good though.

	06-02-2004 22:28									#72
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KrazyHorse has one cow.
KrazyHorse gets drunk.
KrazyHorse has two cows.

	06-02-2004 22:30									#73
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Boris has 2 cows
He makes them listen to Mahler
They die of boredom

	06-02-2004 23:36									#74
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT MrFun has two cows. Being from Iowa, he sees nothing wrong with this.

	06-02-2004 23:37									#75
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quote: Originally posted by BeBro KrazyHorse has one cow. KrazyHorse gets drunk. KrazyHorse has two cows.

	06-02-2004 23:54									#76
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quote: Originally posted by alva Ted has two cows Ted will have two cows in about 85 years...

More like...

Ted has two cows.
85 years later, Ted realizes he has two cows.

	07-02-2004 00:00									#77
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Ah, but if he does not know he has cows, does he really?

	07-02-2004 00:18									#78
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Sava has two cows.
They moo.
He asks them why they moo, if they can't do anything but "imitate their peers like a bunch of dumb cattle or something."
Sava later blames his verbal gaffe on the Republicans.

MrFun has two cows.
He'll tell you more about them later, when he has thought of a way to segue from "cows" to "gay rights."

MtG has two cows.
See pictures of them, accompanied by a mathematical proof of their existence by Stephen Hawking and their DNA sequences on file, at www.MTGhas2cowsandyouarestupidfordoubtingit.com.

	07-02-2004 00:36									#79
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MtG has two cows.
Actually that would be "Bos Taurus"
and he would know because he's a leader in the industry!!

Lancer has two cows.
He thinks one of them is checking him out, and is probably gay.

Zylka has two cows.
He trades them for Zantac and Vodka,
then goes on tirade about how a cow could never really jump over the moon.

Self Biased has two cows.
He talks dirty to them and posts their pictures on the web.
Zylka posts pictures of his cows.
They both argue about which of their cows is hottest.

	07-02-2004 00:38									#80
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You mean "Dos Toros"?

	07-02-2004 00:39									#81
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Kidicious has two cows.
He then goes on about how owning cows is a social construct, and that all cows should be communally owned, with a neighborhood council deciding who gets the cows for what period.
Except his, of course.

	07-02-2004 00:40									#82
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quote: Originally posted by Theben You mean "Dos Toros"?

With Japher, who knows?

	07-02-2004 00:40									#83
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quote: You mean "Dos Toros"?

... Bos Taurus = Genus, Species

quote: Kidicious has two cows. He then goes on about how owning cows is a social construct, and that all cows should be communally owned. Except his, of course.

Don't subject the cows to unfair taxes!!!

	07-02-2004 00:41									#84
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Che has two cows
Theben has two cows
They begin to bicker about who's cows are better
Bunnygirrl ends with four cows

	07-02-2004 00:41									#85
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Chegitz is anti-cow.
He declares that cows are destroying the third world and is mortally opposed to them.
Che worked in a dairy and complained bitterly after his contract wasn't renewed.

	07-02-2004 00:43									#86
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Ayn Rand has two cows
So do some other Objectivists.
Each is morally bound to act in their own self interest.
Each realizes that if they graze their cows more, they will get more milk to sell and be better off.
So all of them overgraze their cows.
The environment collapses and they all die, including their cows.

	07-02-2004 00:45									#87
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Do any of you actually have any cows?

	07-02-2004 00:45									#88
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I have 2 cows.

I eat beef for months.

-Arrian

	07-02-2004 00:46									#89
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We all have two cows, but some of us still need to realize this

	07-02-2004 00:46									#90
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Tatilla the Hun has no cows.
He doesn't think anybody else has cows either.
Hint: we don't.