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Technical University of Ilmenau, Germany
Oct 2002
time: 06:33
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From Germany to China
Your trade offer is most appreciated! We are especially interested in raw materials as iron, copper, uranium and several others. We also need raw materials to feed our micro-electronics industry.
In exchange, we could offer machinery, special warfare equipment and luxuries. 
From Germany to Russia
We donīt know what to think about the ongoing border disputes between you and China... But keep in mind that they have a much bigger and better army than you, so a huge wasteland like Siberia is probably not worth losing a war...
From Germany to France
We donīt wanīt war as well as everybody else. However your "blessed" monarch has done irreparable damage to our relations. We are willing to connect a permanent peace treaty to the return of Alsace-Lorraine to Germany.
Itīs not much to lose for you, compared to the gains.
After that formality is done, the road to a new European Union is wide open...
From Germany to Canada and the USA
Although we can assure you that we donīt want to start a new war, we appreciate your neutral stance. Seeing as how your economies are damaged, the German state drops all claims on any debts your countries have with us. We hope it helps.
Furthermore weīd like to talk about an increased trade with you, including US-oil shipments to us, Canadian raw materials and foods in exchange for financial aid and maybe help in reforming your economic systems...
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Micha
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Technical University of Ilmenau, Germany
Oct 2002
time: 06:33
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News
Last week the German Ministry of Information has shut down all German private broadcasting companies, including all but two television channels.
The remaining two are focussing on "cleaned" news reports and educational programs. In about three months, so an official speaker said, their will be a special childrenīs channel, too.
In another move the government around Chancellor Stoiber has also revoked the "public servant" status of all educational personnel, meaning it is now possible for teachers and professors to lose their jobs.
A new training standard for the above mentioned professions should ensure a high quality of those who form our children. Despite the oppositionīs fears the whole educational system isnīt threatened by the new government, in fact it is even improving. No books have been burned so far... 
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Germany
Economy 42 (+2, recovering slowly)
Army 41 (+6 army reform and draft)
Navy 16 (+1 growing)
Air 47 (+2 growing)
Discontent 60 (+10, loss of most TV and Radio stations)
Infrastructure 90
Education 89 (+4 educational reforms, growing)
GOVERNMENT
Dictatorship;
Kanzler Edmund Stoiber, Right-wing Conservatives.
No elections planned |
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Comrade Tassadar
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From CHINA to GERMANY (Secret):
My government has been approached by an dissident group based in Berlin which is attempting to overthrow your government.
Your doing too many things at once. Your raising education, economy, army, but your banning freedoms. You are running the risk of a serious revolt.
Please: We cannot lose our German allies, for then Russia and France will gobble you up.
Our troop transport is nearing European waters, and we want to park Chinese troops in Germany to help quell dissent. Will you allow it?
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Comrade Tassadar
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CHINA to GERMANY (Secret):
We will pay for all expenses required, as if they were stationed here.
Just really be careful. One push from France and the whole deck could come collapsing. Of course China would help her German allies and restore peace, but that's hardly the issue.
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mrmitchell
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---France to Germany
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From Germany to France
We donīt wanīt war as well as everybody else. However your "blessed" monarch has done irreparable damage to our relations. We are willing to connect a permanent peace treaty to the return of Alsace-Lorraine to Germany.
Itīs not much to lose for you, compared to the gains.
After that formality is done, the road to a new European Union is wide open... |
France offers peace, but it will not cave to your demands.
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News
Last week the German Ministry of Information has shut down all German private broadcasting companies, including all but two television channels.
The remaining two are focussing on "cleaned" news reports and educational programs. In about three months, so an official speaker said, their will be a special childrenīs channel, too.
In another move the government around Chancellor Stoiber has also revoked the "public servant" status of all educational personnel, meaning it is now possible for teachers and professors to lose their jobs.
A new training standard for the above mentioned professions should ensure a high quality of those who form our children. Despite the oppositionīs fears the whole educational system isnīt threatened by the new government, in fact it is even improving. No books have been burned so far... |
France is concerned for the freedoms of citizens in Germany.
---France to Russia
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The network of universities and affiliated research companies have announced plans to develop synthesis processes for artificial fuels and plastics based on a variety of alternative hydrocarbons and synthetic materials to determine what can be most effective and economical. |
We would be glad to form a research partnership where both of our nations work together to discover better fuels and lessen our national dependence on the Middle East. Our universities were already at work, but progress was slow.
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Russia to United States, Israel, the countries of Europe (SECRET) :
We will buy weapons from whoever can give us the best deal on modern armorments. We are particularly interested in planes, missiles, electronics and countermeasures, etc.
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France will gladly sell arms to Russia, so long as we are promised they will not be used against our friends in China.
---News
The French economy slowly improves. The populace's anger towards Germany has calmed at least for the moment, but the army remains well-prepared--"just in case".
The threat of war having somewhat passed, however, some French soldiers were released from military duties and back into work. The economy benefits from extra manpower. The army is now smaller, but better trained.
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Economy 40
Army 40
Navy 45
Air 35
Discontent 60
Infrastructure 74 (a decline!)
Education 72 (France takes pride in its education) |
Economy 45 (+5)
Army 40 (+0)
Navy 45 (+0)
Air 35 (+0)
Discontent 55 (-5)
Infrastructure 75 (+1)
Education 75 (+5)
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mrmitchell
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To Russia (SECRET)
The persons responsible for our failure to encrypt our messages have been given an, er, "early retirement". They will enjoy their remaining years in an arrangement that lets them be one with nature.
To China (SECRET)
Russia did not intend to buy weapons for use against China. You can trust France that they did not. They merely wish to update their army, which is acceptable considering the alternative is letting their defenses rot away.
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mrmitchell
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To Russia (SECRET)
Of course we still intend to sell you weapons! France will immediately increase production of war goods (tanks, guns, etc.) for sale to Russia.
To Russia (public)
France is interested in free trade with Russia. Particularly, we would like raw materials for our raw-materials-hungry factories. Could you provide us with them at a cheap cost?
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Comrade Tassadar
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CHINA to FRANCE:
Such kingworship is against the codes of Communism.
ORDERS:
Fly the French flag upside down. HA!
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Micha
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Technical University of Ilmenau, Germany
Oct 2002
time: 06:33
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Last Ordersheet for a while...
Germany
Newspaper "Morgenpost"
Crime rates at all-time low! Since the deportation of foreigners the crime rates have drastically dropped! Although rogue broadcasters state that effect was due to a strict police state policy and has nothing to do with demographic figueres, the correlation is proven (by government-owned research institutes). Another glorious victory for our great Chancellor!
In other news, the education level of our chidren is rising slowly. So the recent reforms already pay off. It is predicted that within four years the German school system will be best world wide!
Today the second step of the educational reform began: Government expenditures for books and school inventory have tripled, providing best opportunities for everyone. In addition school uniforms will be introduced by next year. This will help the children to overcome their differences in social status.
France claims to sacrifice herself for peace, but fails to accept our offer regarding Elsaß-Lothringen. At this stage it becomes obvious how the French monarch tries to win the worldīs heart by empty statements and self-praising, while their military build-up not only continues, but even increases in intensity and speed.
They speak of peace, but prepare for war, a war we never wanted.
ORDERS (secret)
- Stop shipping of tanks and warfare equipment to Israel and Turkey, instead stock up own arsenal
- Increase number of KSK (Commando Special Forces)
- enter contracts with KRUPP, SIEMENS and automobile industry about war production (top secret!!!)
- Introduce Childrenīs channel (government-controlled)
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Germany
Economy 43 (+1, recovering slowly)
Army 47 (+6 army reform and draft)
Navy 17 (+1 growing)
Air 49 (+2 growing)
Discontent 52 (-8, less crime, better education)
Infrastructure 90
Education 92 (+3 educational reforms, growing)
GOVERNMENT
Dictatorship;
Kanzler Edmund Stoiber, Right-wing Conservatives.
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mrmitchell
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France to the World
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France claims to sacrifice herself for peace, but fails to accept our offer regarding Elsaß-Lothringen. At this stage it becomes obvious how the French monarch tries to win the worldīs heart by empty statements and self-praising, while their military build-up not only continues, but even increases in intensity and speed.
They speak of peace, but prepare for war, a war we never wanted. |
The only thing that is clear is that Germany intends to bully Europe into taking anything and everything it wants. Not only does it demand territory for no reason at all, but it also makes false claims about our military--yeah yeah yeah, we really are increasing it, which is why we recently released thousands of soldiers from duty. 
The German deception is so obvious that a 2 year old could rip through it. Hopefully the German people are not gullible enough to believe their newspapers, which spew out lies and empty accusations.
News
France's economy improves! Increased foreign trade is a boon to our manufacturing industries.
Our military continues training, but we have recently limited the draft due to public dissatisfaction with it. So our army's rating does not improve. France is working on building better and faster warplanes, however. Just in case.
As more people can reclaim their jobs, discontent falls.
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Economy 45 (+5)
Army 40 (+0)
Navy 45 (+0)
Air 35 (+0)
Discontent 55 (-5)
Infrastructure 75 (+1)
Education 75 (+5) |
Economy 47 (+2)
Army 41 (+1 growth)
Navy 45 (+0)
Air 37 (+2)
Discontent 50 (-5)
Infrastructure 76 (+1)
Education 78 (+3)
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foolish_icarus
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the thievery continues
Nov 2002
time: 21:33
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Russia to France:
We have started a project to rebuild the regions economic well-being, hopefully restoring a measure of stability and increasing prosperity for our peoples. Sweden, Finland, Norway, Luxembourg, Latvia, and Estonia have all agreed to help us. We are going to start with Ukraine, improving their economic status by arranging work programs, bringing in more sophisticated mining, manufacturing, and farming techniques, and organizing stable and safe financial institutions for capital investment. Thus we hope to build up the more struggling nations, raising conditions in the entire region. Nations which the coalition will help have agreed to give aid to others once they are able, forming a loose economic cooperative pact. There are a number of other nations on the list for improvement who have agreed to join when resources become available. We encourage you to join this project.
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mrmitchell
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back IN CHARACTER for France:
France to Mexico
Stop your warmongering or we will take action against you.
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Comrade Tassadar
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CHINA to MEXICO:
Your pathetic nation can easily be dealt with.
Stop your ways or Mexico City will be speaking Chinese.
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bipolarbear
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of Persia and the Communist Party of Apolyton
Feb 2004
time: 22:33
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I find that ironic, considering 95% of Mexicans are Catholic. |
Not in the empire of de la rocha!
Mexico ceases its actions temporarily. Due to the poor education levels in Mexico, it would be quite hard to get them to speak chinese. Chief secretary of military Eddie Guererro has issued a statement saying that he plans to scale down military actions against other sentient beings on basis of religion. The nation of MExico is ddeply insulted, and personally offended by China's referring to us a pathetic! Mexico is seeking counseling to deal with the emotional instability, and personal pain causedd by this brutish, bully like, and generally mena comment. Mexico has begun to erect statues of the Chinese emperor in all manners of embarrasing, nakedpositions. These are including, but not limited to: Bent over, on the knees, expressing an intimate love for a young foal, expressing intimate love for a toilet, and expressing intimate love for everythinf not aztec!
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bipolarbear
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of Persia and the Communist Party of Apolyton
Feb 2004
time: 22:33
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EDIT: You can keep the Aztech schmizang up, but ONLY 3% discontent for a nation that's launching first strikes and oppressing its 95% majority religion is a little hard to believe. ) |
With such low education levels, only the most wealthy are able to se past the massive jingoistic propaganda campaigns. The poor masses, are kept quiet with govt. supplied opium for the time being. Ultimately, when most people can barely even read the propaganda, they will barely be able to see the corruption. and we are aztec in this world. however, if it pleases you, the ni gues discontent could be raised to an opium induced 6%.
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Comrade Tassadar
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China breaks off all diplomatic relations with Mexico, and puts an embargo against Mexico on all things.
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Originally posted by bipolarbear
Not in the empire of de la rocha!
Mexico ceases its actions temporarily. Due to the poor education levels in Mexico, it would be quite hard to get them to speak chinese. Chief secretary of military Eddie Guererro has issued a statement saying that he plans to scale down military actions against other sentient beings on basis of religion. The nation of MExico is ddeply insulted, and personally offended by China's referring to us a pathetic! Mexico is seeking counseling to deal with the emotional instability, and personal pain causedd by this brutish, bully like, and generally mena comment. Mexico has begun to erect statues of the Chinese emperor in all manners of embarrasing, nakedpositions. These are including, but not limited to: Bent over, on the knees, expressing an intimate love for a young foal, expressing intimate love for a toilet, and expressing intimate love for everythinf not aztec! |
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22-02-2004 12:40
LMAO 
Well, maybe Tass could find some new recruit to take over my 
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