09-02-2004 19:01									#31
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A lot of women will decide whether or not they want by looks alone. Talking can just ruin the effect if the visuals impress them. I've had women who were complete stranfers just grab me and just start kissing me (of course, this was on High Street in Edinburgh during New Years).

	09-02-2004 19:43									#32
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"Excuse me, but I think I dropped my Congressional Medal of Honor somewhere around here. Have you seen it?"

	09-02-2004 19:49									#33
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Have sex with me or I will burn down your village.

	09-02-2004 20:27									#34
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"I don't want to be alone tonight" and puppy face. That was some time ago though.

I'm working on my "Woman, I am SUPERCITIZEN!"

	09-02-2004 20:48									#35
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quote: Originally posted by self biased what has been the single smoothest line you've come up with whilst talking to a girl, and had it work? when i first met amanda, we'd been hanging out at the mall, about to go down the escalator over by a sears, she tells me she's terrified of them. in a moment of unprecedented smoothness, i come up with: "well, would you like to hold my hand on the way down?" and neither of us let go after we had gotten off at the bottom. and it was brilliant. stories? share.

Nice and classy.

	10-02-2004 00:04									#36
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As a girl, I rarely make the first move; except one memorable time when a little drunk:

'My neck is so sensitive - kiss it if you dont believe me'

Some people really cant take a hint

	10-02-2004 00:08									#37
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I never get clues by girls. At least not by the girls that I want to. Only in retrospective/sobering up I understand what a fool I generally am.

	10-02-2004 00:37									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Verres As a girl, I rarely make the first move; except one memorable time when a little drunk: 'My neck is so sensitive - kiss it if you dont believe me' Some people really cant take a hint

I still wouldn't consider that the first move, as you said, it's just words But no, some people really can't take a hint (Even when told )

	10-02-2004 00:42									#39
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"Would you like to come and see some puppies?"

	10-02-2004 00:46									#40
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Luring children into your "happy fantastic puppydog house" no, are we?

	10-02-2004 01:14									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola Have sex with me or I will burn down your village.

the scary thing is that i can just hear you saying that to your wife.

quote: Originally posted by pchang A lot of women will decide whether or not they want by looks alone. Talking can just ruin the effect if the visuals impress them. I've had women who were complete stranfers just grab me and just start kissing me (of course, this was on High Street in Edinburgh during New Years).

that wasn't a pickup line, though. that was how i made my move so to speak. i was already talking to her. i had driven the hour from her place to the big mall. with her in the car... i digress, though. it was one of those times where narrative seemed to seep into my life.

and on a side note, i'm surprised to see one of my threads still on page one after i wake up in the afternoon.

	10-02-2004 01:35									#42
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I don't have one

I usually just give them money

	10-02-2004 01:39									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Paul Hanson Luring children into your "happy fantastic puppydog house" no, are we?

	10-02-2004 02:29									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Paul Hanson Luring children into your "happy fantastic puppydog house" no, are we?

It's Gary Glitter's favourite

	10-02-2004 02:31									#45
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quote: "Would you like to come and see some puppies?"

"Not only is it really short, but it's really really thin too."

"Lets get this over with so we can just start making out."

"What are you doing for the rest of your life?"

	10-02-2004 02:33									#46
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"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"

	10-02-2004 02:48									#47
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quote: it was one of those times where narrative seemed to seep into my life.

Now that's an interesting comment!

	10-02-2004 03:15									#48
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I've used some nice lines, but I don't remember most of them. Unfortunately, I have been terribly unsuccessfull anyway, so I suspect wittiness is not enough (more precisely, acting as if you're witty is not a good idea )

1. Avoid humiliation:

-Would you have a drink with me?
-No.
-Well, me neither.

2. There was that girl I approached...

-What are you doing Thursday night?
-Forget it. Do as if I'm not existing.
-Then, I'll have to worship you as a goddess or something?

She laughed at my joke, but she really meant that she didn't want to see me.

3. Romantic

"I'd like to kiss you where life begins". Usually doesn't work!

4. Absurd (never tried it, probably never will).

-Dodge Ram.
-What?
-Pick-up line!

I'll post more if I can remember them.

	10-02-2004 03:16									#49
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Stop wittering Boris

	10-02-2004 03:20									#50
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Stop wittering Boris

Actually, you're right. But I'll be defending myself with the fact that many of my lines lost their smoothness when translated to English.

Bla bla. I suck.

	10-02-2004 03:22									#51
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You could get arrested for (3)

	10-02-2004 03:27									#52
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She: "I can't sleep, ok if we have sex?"

Me: "Um, sure."

True story

	10-02-2004 03:29									#53
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Please have sex with me
*puppy dog eyes*

	10-02-2004 03:31									#54
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"...ok, I guess you'll do."

	10-02-2004 03:31									#55
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You remind me of an overdue library book.

Why?

You have "fine" stamped on you.

	10-02-2004 03:32									#56
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quote: Originally posted by DataAeolus She: "I can't sleep, ok if we have sex?" Me: "Um, sure." True story

Funny. My only successful line -ever!- is similar.

Me: Would you have sex with me?
Her: Yeah.

	10-02-2004 03:32									#57
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I'm calling the bullshit flag. We need a jpg or a smilie of a bullshit flag. Where is Ixnay when you need them.

some of them I doubt have ever actually been used on a girl. At least by any of you

	10-02-2004 04:13									#58
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I'm calling the bullshit flag. We need a jpg or a smilie of a bullshit flag. Where is Ixnay when you need them. some of them I doubt have ever actually been used on a girl. At least by any of you

I swear, my lines are authentic. I'm even sparing you the worse ones!

	10-02-2004 04:31									#59
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I use chessy pick up lines on my wife every night!

	10-02-2004 05:05									#60
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You: Did you just fall out of the heaven?
She: Why?
You: Because you look like you landed face first. Anyways, I'm ready to have sex with you out of pity.



You: Do you know what would look good on you?
She: What?
You: Nothing. But I can still do it with you.

You: Do you think I'm sexy?
She: No
You: It's your lucky day, you have a chance!

You: I'm trying to pick you up, can you help me a little?
She: Not really, forget it
You: *go to bouncer* I saw that lady had crack in her purse.

You: Haven't I seen you somewhere?
She: Where?
You: I don't know, are you a model?
She: Yeah, nice try, not working
You: HEY EVERYBODY, IT's MICHELLE FROM DONKEYSEX.COM!