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Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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In public, such as out on the street, in a train station, in a library, etc.


Other than asking directions, the time, if their incessant sobbing means they need someones help...etc?

I'll talk to people I see in public if I see reason to, cause to, or it seems natural to (such as when I see someone I know by sight but have never actually spoken to before, this is how I got to know an ex-girlfriend).

I'd just say, I hate talking to cab drivers.

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Put an end to popups!

I'm kinda famous for telling a girl "I wanna put it in your ass."

Of course, the joke is that I never actually said that, she only thought I did and walked off.

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Got spare money?

"You're kinda cute but I'm nervous....being a virgin and all."

It's amazing how many times you can pretend to be a virgin.*


*so far, 2 times.

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It's amazing how many times you can pretend to be a virgin.*

It's better when you don't have to pretend

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Really, the smoothness of a pickup line depends on the people in the situation. A line that would sound really corny in one setting is smooth as hell in another setting.

The other night, (valentines day or something like that) i went up to the bar to order a round of drinks, and this hot girl walks up to the bar right next to me a few seconds after me to order drinks. Seeing the obvious green light, i turn to her and say "You know, you are REALLY cute. Hi, I'm nate." And I'm going out to dinner with her tomorrow night.

It's very easy. I don't know why on earth I ever used to be so shy.

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No it's not. If you're pretending to be a virgin, they think you're a natural. Instead of thinking you're a hussy who can open champagne bottles with his...

...champagne opener.

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No it's not. If you're pretending to be a virgin, they think you're a natural. Instead of thinking you're a hussy who can open champagne bottles with his...

...champagne opener.

It's called a hand. It does many things. Opening champage would be one of them. Besides, you don't have to be experienced to be able to open champagne bottles in interesting ways

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Experience does prevent accidents though.

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Other than asking directions, the time, if their incessant sobbing means they need someones help...etc?


Yes!

I can locate lost tourists by sight and help them out. I don't think that counts in the context of this thread, though.

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Well, my best pick-up line wasn't a line at all. I was hanging out with my friend in my dorm room and I leaned over and kissed her. AND I didn't have anything to drink that night.

Ah, the one balsy thing I've ever done

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Well, my best pick-up line wasn't a line at all. I was hanging out with my friend in my dorm room and I leaned over and kissed her. AND I didn't have anything to drink that night.


Déjà vu!

That's exactly what I did with my first gf. Or rather, the first woman who had a crush on me.

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Well, my best pick-up line wasn't a line at all. I was hanging out with my friend in my dorm room and I leaned over and kissed her. AND I didn't have anything to drink that night.


Déjà vu!

That's exactly what I did with my first gf. Or rather, the first woman who had a crush on me.


At the risk of ruining the trend, I tried that a few months ago. Nope.


I actually seem to have the most success with girls if I keep my mouth shut.

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At the risk of ruining the trend, I tried that a few months ago. Nope.


I actually seem to have the most success with girls if I keep my mouth shut.


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Twas meant in a more figurative sense.

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I tried that a few months ago. Nope.


Ouch! Sorry dude .

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I tried that a few months ago. Nope.


Ouch! Sorry dude .

It was kind of a now or never thing. If I hadn't tried then, I would have lost her anyway.

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To keep this thread on topic, I don't recall any smooth lines I've done. But once I just started dancing with a girl I didn't know and it was quite smooth . Outside of a party/dance environment, my luck is significantly worse.

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It was kind of a now or never thing. If I hadn't tried then, I would have lost her anyway.


Ah, same with me... it worked out though... well for 2 years anyway.

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At the risk of ruining the trend, I tried that a few months ago. Nope.


Don't worry. I never had any luck when I was your age. My chances improved significantly when I entered uni.

 
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