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self biased is offline self biased
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Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Now that's an interesting comment!


in retrospect something feels different about that moment, youknow? like a cutsecene from my life. kinda one of those ... thingies. like it was scripted.

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4. Absurd (never tried it, probably never will).

-Dodge Ram.
-What?
-Pick-up line!

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Originally posted by Verres
As a girl, I rarely make the first move; except one memorable time when a little drunk:

'My neck is so sensitive - kiss it if you dont believe me'

Some people really cant take a hint


You should have followed up by "That was a hint." when some person failed to take action.

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like a cutsecene from my life. kinda one of those ... thingies. like it was scripted.


I've felt that way as well. Especially with my ex. We fought like dogs and cats, but when things went smoothly, it felt scripted.

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"Please stop talking."

Oh wait, that was what I was thinking when I met her.

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yes, but what did you do to silence her, then?

:eyebrow intensive gesture:

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Her: Are you busy this Saturday?
Me: I think I am now.
Her: Hmmm, I never know which way to take you.
Me: You can take me any way you want.

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Originally posted by Pekka
You: I'm trying to pick you up, can you help me a little?
She: Not really, forget it
You: *go to bouncer* I saw that lady had crack in her purse.


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I never used any myself, but last month at a mutual friends house a guy i was talking to in the kitchen said 'you know, i just want to go into a bedroom with you and make out all night.'

he's now my boyfriend

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hmmm... ::checks registration date:: would now be an appropriate time to do the DL dance?

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Nope, she has posted quite a few times already.

I still laugh at people doing the DL dance to Verres, when she has 400 odd OTF posts.

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damn. i never get to do the DL dance anymore.

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What's a DL? Whatever it is, I'm not one!

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He: May I join you?
She: Why, am I falling apart?

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ok for once and for all i'm not a DL. I was told about this site by a friend, had a look and decided to join mainly because the off topic forum is intersting.
Anyway, today i heard an interesting line that i hope would never be used because it's just so stupid

Hey baby, my friends call me the sneaky butcher, care for a hot beef injection?

Hell i'm not even sure if i get it.....

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Nope, she has posted quite a few times already.

I still laugh at people doing the DL dance to Verres, when she has 400 odd OTF posts.


I was just teasing Verres. Just like people were still doing me the DL dance, a few weeks after my firts OT post.

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Hey baby, my friends call me the sneaky butcher, care for a hot beef injection?

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Originally posted by Oncle Boris


I was just teasing Verres. Just like people were still doing me the DL dance, a few weeks after my firts OT post.


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Right before club closing:

I approach.
"I have to be honest, i think you are so beautiful/or attractive and I would love to call you."

Since the club is closing it presses them to make a decision, you don't have to say too much, and you've already either flattered them in 10 secs or convinced them you're a stalker. Like I said it's decision time.

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nice bump.

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yes, but what did you do to silence her, then?

:eyebrow intensive gesture:


All I'll say is that we were together long before I was a Christian.

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hahahahha im drunkj

but heres a line

';i lost my humber, can i gvet yours?' hahahaha

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own goal. we're talking about smooth lines.

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weellllll it was smooth after some bacardi 151 for both partiers.

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You don't need any lines when you have the guts.

So how many of you did walk up to a total stranger and start talking?

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In public I never do it, at private parties and the like talking to strangers is par for the course.

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In public, such as out on the street, in a train station, in a library, etc.

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i'll strike up a conversation anywhere.

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So how many of you did walk up to a total stranger and start talking?


Let's see.

Wednesday, and Thursday, both on the bus.

One was a very pretty lady from Spain.

With the lady, I just asked her if she was heading to the university, since she had a Spanish book in her lap.

 
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