19-07-2004 20:17									#91
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Ahh...were it only my threads that were unraveling...

	21-07-2004 16:02									#92
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This is the fairy tale that little girls should have been reading!


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> Once upon a time,

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> in a land far away,

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> a beautiful, independent,

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> self-assured princess

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> happened upon a frog as she sat,

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> contemplating ecological issues

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> on the shores of an unpolluted pond

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> in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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> The frog hopped into the princess' lap

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> and said: Elegant Lady,

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> I was once a handsome p! rince,

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> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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> One kiss from you, however,

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> and I will turn back

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> into the dapper, young prince that I am

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> and then, my sweet, we can marry

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> and setup housekeeping in your castle

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> with my mother,

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> where you can prepare my meals,

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> clean my clothes, bear my children,

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> and forever

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> feel grateful and happy doing so.

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> That night,

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> as the princess dined sumptuously

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> on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs

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> seasoned in a white wine

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> and onion cream sauce,

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> she chuckled and thought to herself:

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> I don't think so...

	22-07-2004 07:23									#93
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Running out of time to play CTP PBEM and On-Lnie games.?

Here is one tmie saving tip.

	22-07-2004 07:25									#94
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quote: Originally posted by checkMate Running out of time to play CTP PBEM and On-Lnie games.? Here is one tmie saving tip.

Man..just when I thought you knew how to attach something we could all view

	22-07-2004 07:26									#95
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Man Troll, give a guy a chance. I had the bonehead link up for about 0.5 seconds.

	22-07-2004 16:20									#96
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Good one :0)

Try this:

Weapons of Mass Destruction
Go to www.google.com and in the search bar type in the phrase "weapons of mass destruction" (make sure you keep the quotes). It will load a page saying "Weapons of Mass Destruction can not be found"

	22-07-2004 20:55									#97
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quote: Originally posted by blackice Good one :0) Try this: Weapons of Mass Destruction Go to www.google.com and in the search bar type in the phrase "weapons of mass destruction" (make sure you keep the quotes). It will load a page saying "Weapons of Mass Destruction can not be found"

How did the former Iraqi Minister of (Mis)Information place that page there?

	22-07-2004 22:07									#98
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I am sure it is a ruse Birdy

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	22-07-2004 22:21									#99
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And did you know (or did you have it in mind):

POLY IS A WOMAN!.

Take a look here: http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...threadid=119217

	23-07-2004 00:37									#100
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Great thread!

	23-07-2004 03:12									#101
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Yeah, CtP players are still the most humorous bunch .

	23-07-2004 05:47									#103
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quote: Originally posted by Solver Yeah, CtP players are still the most humorous bunch .

Ctp'ers r also very generous people

	24-07-2004 04:18									#104
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T-G-I-F vs S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a
blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more
slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her
biggest smile,and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
"'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, Its
Thursday.'"

	24-07-2004 04:22									#105
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THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

aoccdrnig to a rsheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deosnot raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesddnatnrd waht i was rdgnieg.

	24-07-2004 04:29									#106
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Ive seen poelpe on Aopylotn taht atcaully unitnneitnolaly tpye taht way.

By the way can people with another language as their primary language still understand? I guess they can if all we're seeing is the whole words. If not then we should probably stop.

	24-07-2004 04:29									#107
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Yes Pete two grteat posts..and its amazing about the second (last) post!!

Peace
Gramps

	24-07-2004 04:32									#108
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quote: Originally posted by Maquiladora Ive seen poelpe on Aopylotn taht atcaully unitnneitnolaly tpye taht way. By the way can people with another language as their primary language still understand? I guess they can if all we're seeing is the whole words. If not then we should probably stop.

Then that would be THERE PROBLEM since people speak in foreign languages all the time and well..dun read ifin ya cant understand..

	24-07-2004 04:44									#109
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Intersting tidbit, really...

	24-07-2004 04:56									#110
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PLUS I wuz joking about the foreigners..I mean..LOL..get it Good Humor..

Freakin Fun Man..

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	24-07-2004 05:34									#111
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quote: Originally posted by Grandpa Troll Then that would be THERE PROBLEM since people speak in foreign languages all the time and well..dun read ifin ya cant understand..

or their problem?

	24-07-2004 05:36									#112
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quote: Originally posted by Maquiladora or their problem?

Just lernin dis lungage

	24-07-2004 05:52									#113
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quote: Originally posted by Maquiladora or their problem?

	24-07-2004 05:59									#114
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There there, Troll. They're just trying to show off their mastery of "thare".

	24-07-2004 06:06									#115
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Take off yer Hoser!

Me and my Tuke and Getty lee gonna have a Labutts..ya know Labutts tastes like $h!T..
( )

Ok....um..Livin in da Limelight..

(Favoright Rush Tune, eye?)

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	24-07-2004 06:27									#116
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Rush! I rather prefer Afterimage no scratch that theyre all crap

Im really trying to think of something on-topic (read first post) but i cant. What about, have you played civ3 pbem? I was surprised you cant even open the save via double-click, unless i missed something.......

	24-07-2004 06:40									#117
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quote: Originally posted by Maquiladora Rush! I rather prefer Afterimage no scratch that theyre all crap Im really trying to think of something on-topic (read first post) but i cant. What about, have you played civ3 pbem? I was surprised you cant even open the save via double-click, unless i missed something.......

On Topic?

In CTP MP Cafe?

Aint no such an animal here

we are in a kinda "FREE ZONE"

speak yer heart

	24-07-2004 06:59									#118
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you dudes are a hoot

	24-07-2004 07:07									#119
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quote: Originally posted by blackice you dudes are a hoot

Yeah we all be cracking up

	24-07-2004 10:07									#120
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Easy now. Fine picture Troll!