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Grandpa Troll
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I owe..I owe..it's off to work I go
Jul 2000
time: 00:34
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Blonde Police Officer's Compact Arrest
A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some I.D.
The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.
The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few seconds, then rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver, and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."
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Grandpa Troll
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I owe..I owe..it's off to work I go
Jul 2000
time: 00:34
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Cheap Perfume
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly," Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says ...
"Broccoli. 49 cents a pound."
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Grandpa Troll
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Way to go George!!
>
> George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife
> told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could
> see
> from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the
> light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
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> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said
no.
> Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock
> his door and an officer would be along when available. George said,
"Okay,"
> hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello I just called
> you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you
> don't
> have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all."
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> Then he hung up.
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> Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
> ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police
caught
> the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought
> you
> said that you'd shot them!"
>
> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
>
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24-07-2004 18:19
Easy now. Fine picture Troll! 
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I mean "THEM"
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YET
Or a fishing net - one with large masks........ 
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