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Whaleboy is offline Whaleboy
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I'd like to be played by Ricky Gervais....

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Casting:

Ming = Richard Belzer
MtG = John Goodman
rah = Jerry Orbach
Zylka = Matthew Lillard
Asher = Seth Green
Left Scaevola = Sean Connery
DinoDoc = Vincent D'Onfrio
Boann = Brett Butler
Fez = Ajay Naidu (from Office Space )
Starchild = Sean Hayes
KrazyHorse = Matthew Broderick
MrFun = Anna Nicole Smith
Monkspider = Woody Harrelson
Sava = Pauly Shore
GePap = Edward James Olmos
paiktiss = Adrian Brody

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I'd like to be played by Ricky Gervais....


Nope. You are Sean Astin.

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BG, Why have you two people playing Gepap?

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BG, Why have you two people playing Gepap?


'Cause I is stupid.

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quote:
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Nope. You are Sean Astin.


Sweet!!!

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'Cause I is stupid.


Oh, I thought it was a "young and old" thing, or maybe GePap has a secret DL that we didn't know about.

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Seth Green and Marky Mark both work for me.

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Well, Seth Green works for you.

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Macaulay Culkin as Starchild
Richard Simmons as Boris Godunov...

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Petty vindictiveness? Fine, I change my casting of Asher to Christopher Castile.

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I have no idea who he is, so in my mind he's a gorgeous great actor.

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Oh, I thought it was a "young and old" thing, or maybe GePap has a secret DL that we didn't know about.


And the truth about Ned comes out!

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The reason why Callista Flockhart has been suggested to play Ming is because Ming's so thin that if he goes out on a windy day he makes a constant whistling noise. He's like vermicelli with shoes.

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With a phonebook and pictures of Sophie in hand, SB and Zylka head over to Asher’s pad wondering if he would know where their car might be. Asher, introduces them to the internet, where they learn that their car is being used as pimp mobile by raving homosexuals!

Asher shows the boys the new fangled Internet(From left to right; Asher, Zylka, Self Biased (Silent Bob?))


Angered and a little displeased, yet confused about this crazy internet thing, Zylka and SB embark on a mission to save their vehicle from sex crazed homosexuals and to keep their evil landlords from evicting them.

The Sex Crazed Homosexuals (From left to right; Starchild, Wittlich, Boris, MrFun, and Fez.):


Before heading out on what proves to be a crazy adventure, the two decide to enlist the help of some all powerful commandos to help track down their vehicle as well as put some other superheroes on the job of finding them some money to pay their rent.

To help find the car:

They enlist, Ned who has the ability to traverse the Nedaverse in order to change reality and distort it to his own liking.



Sava, conspiracy master, especially on those of the communists (which this most definitely is):



Ted Striker, with a name like that he must be some awesome ex-SWAT member, and most likely knows how to fly a plane which may come in handy:



To help with their financial problems a group of adventures and money seekers is devised with the excellent leadership of the crack consulting firm of DanQ and Adam Smith:



Also joining the team is finance ignorer but all round communist who if in need will hold protest to prevent the eviction, Che and his wife Bunnygrl:



And their partner in crime Kidicious:





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!!!

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Don't I make a cameo?

(I'm not going to like what happens next, am I?)

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...and whatever happened to Brett Butler?

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Lefty Scaevola



MtG



Boris Godunov

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Dudley Moore? Why?

Japher:

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And for MrFun?

That's a job for Boris.

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I have no idea who he is, so in my mind he's a gorgeous great actor.


Oh yeah, he's dreamy.

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lazarus and the gimp- John Malkovitch
Ramo- Jay Chandrasekhar (ramathorn from super troopers)
allie cove- angelina jolie
lefty- john rhys davies
david floyd- david schwimmer
Kaak- val kilmer
slowwhand- tommy lee jones


and that's all i can think of for right now.

zylka- jim carrey

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Dudley Moore? Why?



The greatest of all the cheeky little sex dwarfs? Need you ask?

Here's Jon Miller

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own goal.

ming- bela lugosi.

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circlejerk thread

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Got spare money?

Guys? Unattended schlong over here.

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Got spare money?

Sorry, after the Ron Jeremy pic, my libido has gone numb in revulsion. Can't help out.

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Guys? Unattended schlong over here.


You can be Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Spacey or Adam Sandler.

Why? Well why not?

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I think Laz should be Chris Walken.

 
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