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molly bloom is offline molly bloom
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Oct 2001
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At least its not Russel Grant.


Considered, rejected as too handsome.

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Ok...I admit, I was fooled by the name...but people always think either I'm from Ireland or I have a cow fetish, neither of which is completely true...

Then again...Jamie Lee-Curtis DID have a penis...

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OOOOOOoooooooooo thanks Molly! I think Jennifer is dead sexy.....can we die her hair red? Or I guess I could die mine brown

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I still say Shelly Winters for Tia.

Maybe Bett Midler would be better.

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quote:
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Ok...I admit, I was fooled by the name...but people always think either I'm from Ireland or I have a cow fetish, neither of which is completely true...


What does a dancing cow have to do with Ireland, besides nothing?

quote:
Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Then again...Jamie Lee-Curtis DID have a penis...


Oh, bullshit.

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I still say Shelly Winters for Tia.

Maybe Bett Midler would be better.


Ok now LOOK!!! I do not weigh 350 lbs. thank you very much so cut the Shelly Winters crap!

I do a mean Bette Midler impersination! And she sorta has red hair

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quote:
Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Ok...I admit, I was fooled by the name...but people always think either I'm from Ireland or I have a cow fetish, neither of which is completely true...

Then again...Jamie Lee-Curtis DID have a penis...


You're just digging a deeper hole....

The Emperor Fabulous: Rita Moreno.

Tia- you're a redhead? Then you should be Rita Hayworth- in 'Gilda' or 'Lady From Shanghai'.

Now there was glamour.

Put on your mules and evening gloves, let's pour the champagne, and dance on moonbeams, slide on rainbows.

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Damn straight! Yes, I am a red head. And you are totally correct that was glamour and they were so statuesque. And don't even get me started on the evening gowns.

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Damn the sod who beat me to the Lefty Scaevola/Denver Pyle thing. I guess that my Lefty would have to be played by Gabby Hayes.

I think Omar Sharif would make a fine Imran Siddiqui.

And of course, Slowwhand would be played by Kris "Heaven's Gate" Kristofferson.

And Peter Sellers as Whaleboy.

And Rod Steiger (circa Waterloo) as Tassadar.

Who would play Provost Harrison now that Roy Kinnear is dead?

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quote:
Originally posted by Tiamat
Ok now LOOK!!!


Rosemary Clooney?

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Imran, imran, imran . . . hmmmmm . . .




Fozzy Bear!

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Who would play Provost Harrison now that Roy Kinnear is dead?


*smacks self in head.


Peter Beardsley, of course.

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Rosemary Clooney?


Rosemary Clooney of White Christmas or Rosemary Clooney of Correnett paper towel adds?

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Imran, imran, imran . . . hmmmmm . . .




Fozzy Bear!


Wocka, Wocka, Wocka!

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Peter Beardsley, of course.


Reminds me of the joke:

Bobby Robson: I'm thinking of bringing some new faces here to Newcastle United
Peter Beardsley: Put me down for one boss.

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quote:
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Rosemary Clooney of White Christmas or Rosemary Clooney of Correnett paper towel adds?


Now, remembering I'm a complete sh*t, which do you think.

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From left to right:

Che
Dissident
Provost
Imran
Slowwhand

Not Pictured:

Kobayashi = Drake
Chazz Palminteri = rah
Bryan Singer = me (well, only molly's given me anything anyways)

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Nov 2001
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Japher, keep creating your movie I was being entertained!!!

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Reminds me of the joke:

Bobby Robson: I'm thinking of bringing some new faces here to Newcastle United
Peter Beardsley: Put me down for one boss.


Someone once said he resembled a bulldog chewing a wasp.

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What does a dancing cow have to do with Ireland, besides nothing?


Not the cow, the flag numbskull...someone once said I had no right to complain about the Israeli/Palestinian conflict because my country couldn't even work out two part of the same basic religion.

Proud to be Irish

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As usual - Laurence Fishburne will play Uncle Sparky.

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Oh, bullshit.


Well, aren't her kids adopted? Is that because she barren, her husband shoots blanks, or SHE HAS A PENIS!!!

quote:
Japher, keep creating your movie I was being entertained!!!


When I get home (about an hour). I got too busy at work yesterday, but I saved what I have on my flash disk... Including the cast of characters, just wait until you see what I've done to Pekka... I think I was rather nice Imran, however.

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I'm hoping someone will pick me up for an extra.

I can be "Man at Counter" or "Man in Crowd"

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Feb 2000
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Considered, rejected as too handsome.


You're a catty little b*tch, aren't you?

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Oct 2001
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(well, only molly's given me anything anyways)


So that was you in the hammam in Tangiers?

Anyway, 's'not true, I always practise safe sex-whatever you have, you didn't contract it from me.

Agathon: Bruno Lawrence, Kerry Fox, Temuera Morrison or Sam Neill.

Or Kate Winslet in 'Heavenly Creatures'.


Shogun Gunner- Mitch Pileggi (before X-Files)

Slowwhand- one of Ireland's great legends and poems is about a cattle raid- so cows do have something to do with Ireland.

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Not the cow, the flag numbskull...someone once said I had no right to complain about the Israeli/Palestinian conflict because my country couldn't even work out two part of the same basic religion.

Proud to be Irish



Oohhh. Someone is having a Need Some Midol Day.

Other than that, I doubt Imran is taller than me.
He might be. He might be Osama Damned bin Laden tall.
But I doubt it. I think he's an itty bitty fellow.

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The newly formed teams break from each other, each with their missions in hand.

Team “Where’s My Car” takes to scouring the streets, only to be flogged immediately by

Dissident, Tingkai (why not) and Imran!!!

Dissidant (center) runs the gang known as WLH (We Like Hockey), and are really mad since no one else does. Tingkai (right) has no idea what is going on but likes to hit people. Imran (left) knows what is going but could care less if he gets to hit people:


After much whinning and high sticking two of the thugs are hauled in by the local authorities (Dissidant got away), and their pictures taken rather nicely:


rah as the police chief (I see the family resemblance):


Battered and bruised the 5 adventures (SB, Zylka, Ned, Ted, and Sava) catch sight of their ride, and race off to catch it.

The vehicle stops at a traffic light, and the 5 nearly catch it (as they are on foot), but as it speeds off it hits a small furry creature in the street and to their surprise a man appears from the bushes and rushes to the creatures side! The man says his name is Boshko, Guardian of Squirrels. He produces a magic wand and starts saying strange things. Everyone has a good laugh.

Boshko tends to injured squirrels with magic wand.


Yet, their car is once again missing.

Our accountants (Adam Smith, DanS [I know I said DanQ earlier, I goofed], Che, BunnyGrl, and Kid) , however, have had better luck. They ran into paiktis and his advisers (devilmunchkin and Molly Bloom), and since he’s from Jewland he has lots of money and offers to give SB and Zylka a small loan in return for serving in his army, of what they have no idea, but could really care less.

Here we see Paiktis (center) being mean to devilmunckin (right) just before Molly Bloom laughs (left)


The 5 Accountants decide to hang out with Paiktis, since they have some time to kill until the other team finds the hoo-ride, so the decide to hang out. Little do they know that Paiktis wants them for his army as well and has devised the most evil of all schemes to lure them in; A WOMAN!!!:eeek:

THE WOMAN, normally played by LTEC, has been replaced due to some unknown drama (not that we care) by Hong Hu.

HongHu telling Kid a joke:


Will they survive the evil paiktis’ trap?! Will they be saved?! Can HongHu lure Bunnygrl as well?

Will SB and Zylka ever rescue their ride from the raving homosexuals?

Probably not, but we will see

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jeneane garafalo would have to play me....

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I was hard pressed to think up a grl, but I agree...

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