16-03-2004 04:48									#91
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet Provost Harrison should be played by Bob Hoskins, naturally.

I loved Bob Hoskins in Enemy at the Gates

I thought he played a great NIKITA SERGEIEVICH KRUSCHEV





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	16-03-2004 04:49									#92
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Yes! That would be perfect. (Walken as Laz)

	16-03-2004 04:53									#93
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And I will say that I'd cast John Malkovich as Zylka .

	16-03-2004 04:54									#94
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...and heeerrree's Bob!! (*as Nikita)

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	16-03-2004 05:03									#95
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Bob Hoskins? Sheesh, he's a bit older than me

	16-03-2004 05:13									#96
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Bob Hoskins? Sheesh, he's a bit older than me

This was the next choice my friend..maybe a bit busy though....


GT

	16-03-2004 05:14									#97
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous molly bloom: Nicole Kidman

Thanks for the mention, but much as I admire Nicole's acting abilities, I have a penis and a boxer's build and she doesn't.

I was once mistaken for a British actor in Eastenders called Ross Kemp, even though at the time I had more hair. At the moment the hair resembles a Willis cueball look, so Nicole's Titianesque tresses and slender build are waaayyy off base.

	16-03-2004 05:23									#98
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how do you know nicole kidman doesn't have a penis? are you seriously suggesting that tom cruise might be a man?

	16-03-2004 05:41									#99
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed how do you know nicole kidman doesn't have a penis? are you seriously suggesting that tom cruise might be a man?

I have seen her in a swimsuit- in 'Dead Calm'.

If she has a penis it's a very teeny weeny, or she's an expert drag queen, skilled at the roll and tuck.

Mr Cruise's possible predilections or sexuality or gender are not for me to comment upon (knowing how ferocious his legal team are at defending Mr. Cruise's robust heterosexuality, 'Top Gun' and 'TAPS' notwithstanding).

Asher- Danny Bonnaduce.

Fez- Carmen Miranda

Boris G.- Clifton Webb

Chegitz- Groucho Marxist

Obi Gyn: Anita Bryant

Slowwhand- John Wayne

Agathon: Any sheep

paiktis: Irene Papas or Melina Mercouri

Azazel- Topol

MTG- Jennifer Apoly, err Aniston

mindseye- Ian McKellen

Ramo- Roshan Seth

Lazarus and the Gimp- Stephen Fry

MrFun- Rowan Atkinson

Q Cubed- ooh, anyone from the Thai film Iron Ladies, I should think.

	16-03-2004 07:00									#100
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Dan Q and MarkG sitting on the porch with MrFun

Hey, wait a minute . . . . .

	16-03-2004 07:03									#101
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom Asher- Danny Bonnaduce.

Oh, I HATE him!

	16-03-2004 07:17									#102
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quote: Hey, wait a minute . . . . .

Yeah, you got that?

	16-03-2004 07:40									#103
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*giggles*

	16-03-2004 08:54									#104
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Yeah, you got that?

Yes, I get it that you're a jackass.

	16-03-2004 09:07									#105
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Thank You!

At least I didn't cast you as Wil Smith in 6 Degrees of Separation...

	16-03-2004 09:42									#106
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Well, I don't know many actors, but I'd venture a guess:

Apolyton: The Day the Fundamentalists Conquered the Forum

Fundamentalists
CivNation = Pat Robertson/ Jerry Falwell/ etc.

Bob?? = George Bush Jr.
(I need more, please)

Atheists/Free Thinkers
Alexander's Horse = Chris Rock (yes, I know he's black... but it's the internet and remember- the legend of the "Black Australian" ) [come on- someone has to have seen Beverly Hills Ninja! ) and his multiple personalities of finbar and hydey.

Provost Harrison = Rip Torn (??- sorry, couldn't think of anyone better ... maybe Ian McKellen [gandalf]

Lazarus and the Gimp = Jack Nicholson (He can't be anyone else... ever )


Moderators
Ming = Michael Moore
MichaeltheGreat = ??
MLeonard = ??
MarkG = ??
DanQ = John Candy (yes, I know he's dead)

Regular Posters
Imran Siddiqui (incase Civnation decides to be a jerk to muslims.)= Ajay Naidu (from Office Space) or Omar Sharif (he says he wants to play different roles than the old arab counsellor)

MrFun (for good old flaming with Civnation and his anti-gay bashing ) = Some guy from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

DarkCloud = Leslie Nielson ("Dear Mr. Nation. You are anything but Civil and you are an insult to your nation. Please, kindly take your hate elsewhere" )

ottok = Prime Minister of Finland. (as himself)

--
anyone else you think should be involved?

	16-03-2004 12:42									#107
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molly: Nicole Kidman has a penis.

Seriously though, I find her manly, and russell crowe a ***** (oh, I'm gonna beat you up cause you wouldn't let me read my poetry!)...so you should be happy I stuck you with the former

	16-03-2004 17:29									#108
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... riiiight.

	16-03-2004 20:06									#109
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"Boann = Brett Butler" by Boris

quote: Originally posted by -Jrabbit ...and whatever happened to Brett Butler?

Boris nailed this one.
I recently saw Brett Butler on "Celebrity Spelling Bee", and she won.
Seems to be doing well. Clean and sober, unlike Boann.

	17-03-2004 03:08									#110
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous molly: Nicole Kidman has a penis. Seriously though, I find her manly, and russell crowe a ***** (oh, I'm gonna beat you up cause you wouldn't let me read my poetry!)...so you should be happy I stuck you with the former

Erm....


Well, I suppose I should be grateful it wasn't Guy Pearce, Terence Stamp or Hugo Weaving in 'Priscilla'.


I look much more like Crowe in 'Romper Stomper' than I do Kidman in anything.

Even a jockstrap and boxing gloves.

Further casting couch horrors:

notyoueither: Michael J Fox or Lorne Greene or William Shatner, fine Canadians all.

jasev: Fernando Rey

Oncle Boris: Lothaire Bluteau

Tiamat: Jennifer Connelly

Alinestra Covelia: Anna Mae Wong

Zylka: Harpo Marx or Yahoo Serious

The Emperor Fabulous: Lupe Velez

Spiffor: Michael Lonsdale

Ming: Rod Steiger or Daniel Benzali

Japher: Mary Tyler Moore

Pekka: Liv Ullman

Monk: Peter Stormare

Winston: Max Von Sydow

Stefu: Bjork

Davout: Delphine Seyrig

Provost Harrison: Les Dawson

Park Avenue: Jabba The Hutt

Big Crunch: John Howard (from 'the Club')

Dissident: Steven Seagal

Ned: Charles Bronson

rah: Donald Pleasence

Urban Ranger: Toshiro Mifune

Comrade Tassadar: Jane Fonda

	17-03-2004 03:08									#111
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quote: Ned: Charles Bronson

Ned's a dead guy?

	17-03-2004 03:30									#112
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom Oncle Boris: Lothaire Bluteau

Not bad at all, but... you're overestimating me.

	17-03-2004 03:43									#113
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dp

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	17-03-2004 03:48									#114
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui quote: Ned: Charles Bronson Ned's a dead guy?

Only from the neck up.

Imran Siddiqui: Amitabh Bachchan or Meera Syal- whoever you find most congenial.

DanS: Charlton Heston

Drake Tungsten: Chuck Norris

Onlce Boris- I just watched 'Le Confessionnal' on dvd, so take it as a compliment- having seen him in 'Black Robe' and 'Jesus de Montreal', I think he's a damn fine actor- and good looking too.

	17-03-2004 03:50									#115
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Les Dawson?!

	17-03-2004 03:54									#116
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Casting: Ming = Richard Belzer

That's who I thought Ming looked like when we met.

	17-03-2004 03:56									#117
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quote: Japher: Mary Tyler Moore

OK

	17-03-2004 03:57									#118
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Les Dawson?!

Kiss kiss.

O.K. then, have it your way, Victoria Wood.

Whaleboy: Ben Stiller, Daniel Day Lewis or Daniel Hirsch.



Salon des refuses:

Park Avenue: Oswald Mosley

Obi Gyn: Tomas de Torquemada

	17-03-2004 04:09									#119
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quote: Park Avenue: Oswald Mosley Obi Gyn: Tomas de Torquemada

	17-03-2004 04:18									#120
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Les Dawson?!

At least its not Russel Grant.