25-03-2004 15:25									#121
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I don't shave my balls.

	26-03-2004 03:52									#122
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quote: What are we doing to stop the Gay agenda?

I hold on firmly to the soap whenever I take a shower at the public bath

	26-03-2004 04:04									#123
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quote: Originally posted by Gangerolf I don't shave my balls.

Pekka does it for you?

	26-03-2004 04:06									#124
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This thread is ****ing awesome.

gay people are cool, I just still cannot connect to liking guys, and not girls. I mean, girls are so... better looking. I've seen a lot of girls that I'd wanted to kiss, and lick , yet no guys. I've once said that I'd probably enjoy getting a blowjob from a guy, due to the mechanics of it, simply, but now I think that I'd just feel damn uncomfortable even looking at him.

Sexuality is such a wierd thing.

	26-03-2004 04:08									#125
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom Pekka does it for you?

	26-03-2004 04:12									#126
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel This thread is ****ing awesome. gay people are cool,

Azazel- I like you just the way you are.

(And no, I'm not a Billy Joel fan)

Feel free to post pictures of any goodlooking I.D.F. men. or sunbathing sabras.

	26-03-2004 04:13									#127
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel This thread is ****ing awesome. --- I'd probably enjoy getting a blowjob from a guy, due to the mechanics of it, simply, but now I think that I'd just feel damn uncomfortable even looking at him.

I never tried, but I can imagine the beard will be too rough. And the flat chest.

	26-03-2004 04:13									#128
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well, I can tell you that I got WAY more than I wished for when I pic-googled 'yassin'.

	26-03-2004 04:16									#129
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom Feel free to post pictures of any goodlooking I.D.F. men. or sunbathing sabras.

A friend of mine dressed up like Tom of Finland for a bad taste humouristic photo session (he's hetero though, as far as I know).

	26-03-2004 04:21									#130
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quote: I don't shave my balls.

At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

	26-03-2004 04:25									#131
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o_O

	26-03-2004 05:08									#132
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie A friend of mine dressed up like Tom of Finland for a bad taste humouristic photo session (he's hetero though, as far as I know).

Oh, Chemical, I'm overcome by the urge to say lovely Swedish things, like

'I.K.E.A. !

Bofors!

Volvo!

Abba!

Husqvarna Minet! .....Smorgasbord! Axel Oxenstierna! '



Nice friend- rodgrod med flode.

	26-03-2004 05:21									#133
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom Pekka does it for you?

Not any more.



Q Cubed, that Zoroastrian thing sounds interesting. hmm But God put hair on our balls for a reason

	26-03-2004 05:55									#134
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quote: Originally posted by Gangerolf Q Cubed, that Zoroastrian thing sounds interesting. hmm But God put hair on our balls for a reason

Yes... to be shaved.

	26-03-2004 22:48									#135
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I'm sure god did, gangerolf. However, my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
Things like that change one's opinion.

	27-03-2004 00:47									#136
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This thread was more fun when Fez was here .

	27-03-2004 01:44									#137
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As a hetro, I've gone to a local Calgary gay bar twice in the last month and ordered cheap drinks (the doubles are about 2$ less then most local bars).

That will teach them !!!

	27-03-2004 02:04									#138
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quote: Originally posted by Uncle Sparky As a hetro, I've gone to a local Calgary gay bar twice in the last month and ordered cheap drinks (the doubles are about 2$ less then most local bars). That will teach them !!!

You should let the guys buy you drinks for the whole night, then just say thank you and walk away from them. That would teach'em!

Kinda risky tactics though. Just imagine yourself getting a drink too much and waking up in the wrong bed with severe pain in some particular cavities.

	27-03-2004 02:08									#139
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie You should let the guys buy you drinks for the whole night, then just say thank you and walk away from them. That would teach'em!

Since I don't sport the compulsory "pink triangle" (this is Calgary after all) they know I'm not gay.

	27-03-2004 02:12									#140
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quote: Originally posted by Gangerolf But God put hair on our balls for a reason

Always useful when supplies of dental floss or toothpicks run low.

Alternatively, pluck enough and you can make it into a festive waistcoat for a younger sibling- just the job in colder climes, at Christmas or on birthdays, and cheaper than angora wool.

	27-03-2004 02:21									#141
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom Oh, Chemical, I'm overcome by the urge to say lovely Swedish things, like 'I.K.E.A. ! Bofors! Volvo! Abba! Husqvarna Minet! .....Smorgasbord! Axel Oxenstierna! ' Nice friend- rodgrod med flode.

I never figured out your gender and preferance but "Molly" and this post suggests you're a hetero female, right?

And yes, the guy on the picture might be from Finland, but it's a Swedish Bofors rubber replica protruding from his pants. But Rödegröd med piskeflöde is a Danish expression!

	27-03-2004 02:45									#142
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom Alternatively, pluck enough and you can make it into a festive waistcoat for a younger sibling- just the job in colder climes, at Christmas or on birthdays, and cheaper than angora wool.

Or a backup merkin- cuz you can never have too many merkins.

	27-03-2004 03:28									#143
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie A. I never figured out your gender and preferance but "Molly" and this post suggests you're a hetero female, right? B. And yes, the guy on the picture might be from Finland, but it's a Swedish Bofors rubber replica protruding from his pants. But Rödegröd med piskeflöde is a Danish expression!

A. Sorry, Chemical, I's a big gay male homo.

molly bloom is a character in one of my favourite works of fiction, James Joyce's 'Ulysses'. As a handle, it's served me very well on the internet when people come out with cliches such as 'you would say that- typical female' or 'how would a woman know?'

B. I just like saying rodgrod med flode, and eating it too- what can I say?

It's less cliched than 'tasty Swedish meatballs'. Besides- it's well known all you Scandinavians look the same- like Benetton models with camping goods accessories.

(We used to have a lot of Swedish and Norwegian students in Manchester- we had a very good Norse/Icelandic/Anglo-Saxon Studies section in our English Department, oh- and there was always the Business School)

I could have said Magnus de la Gardie! or Ulrika Eleonora! I suppose.


Theben- are you muckin' around makin' merkin all the time?

Because you'll wig out.

	27-03-2004 03:33									#144
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed I'm sure god did, gangerolf. However, my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. Things like that change one's opinion.

Are you dr Evil?

	27-03-2004 03:37									#145
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom Always useful when supplies of dental floss or toothpicks run low. Alternatively, pluck enough and you can make it into a festive waistcoat for a younger sibling- just the job in colder climes, at Christmas or on birthdays, and cheaper than angora wool.

Already did that with navel lint.

	27-03-2004 03:39									#146
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom A. Sorry, Chemical, I's a big gay male homo.

YUCK!

Not only gay, but big too. That's what GAY is supposed to be. Big and hairy, lika a spider.

	27-03-2004 03:44									#147
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Pic google for Yassin!!!

Azazel:

	27-03-2004 03:51									#148
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui This thread was more fun when Fez was here .

yeah, uh-huh

	27-03-2004 04:00									#149
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quote: Originally posted by Whaleboy Pic google for Yassin!!! Azazel:

Yuk!
Google has been Fezzed!

	27-03-2004 04:34									#150
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie YUCK! Not only gay, but big too. That's what GAY is supposed to be. Big and hairy, lika a spider.

You're just jealous, you nearly hairless HeteroScandoBaldy.


I'm not very hirsute, anyway- just enough.

Pah, I hope Finns move in next door to you and invite Russian friends over for dinner every week.