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gay? (Time out:0 days after 23-03-2004, 10:54)
Stockpiling Country Music records
Stockpiling Guns
Stockpiling Bibles
Summoning destruction from the heavens to smite the wicked sodomites
Blocking the Disney Channel, CNN, and MTV on our TVs
Loudly telling every friend and family member our stance against gay marriage
Stopped doing dudes, instead, started doing chicks
Burning down local Pottery Barn
No longer referring to anything as "fabulous", under any circumstances
Particpating in City-wide bonfire for Chicago DVDs, Classical Music Recordings, and all other forms of gay propoganda
Drinking Coca-Cola Classic instead of Diet Coke
Traded cute yellow VW Bug for John Deere Forklift
No longer slapping male co-worker's asses
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monkspider is offline monkspider
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What part are we, as a community, doing to help stop the spread of the insidious gay agenda?
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What part are we, as a community, doing to help stop the spread of the insidious gay agenda?


I possess country music recordings.

You'll have to be more specific- Billy Ray Cyrus might work as an anti-gay venom, Tom Clancy novels, Jeffery Archer's memoirs, golfing fashion shows (I can't believe I typed that), et cetera....
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slapping hoes in the ass

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this should have been nultiple choice!!!!!!!!
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quote:
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this should have been nultiple choice!!!!!!!!


No.... this thread is against nuptual choice
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What part are we, as a community, doing to help stop the spread of the insidious gay agenda?


*spits out what I was drinking all over my keyboard.

I apologize. I had no idea we had a homophobe in the Communist Party of Apolyton.
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We must stockpile Bibles!!!!!!
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This could so easily have been multiple choice.
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quote:
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This could so easily have been multiple choice.


Umm.... It is.
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We must stockpile Bibles!!!!!!


I have over 500 hidden in the back of my truck for when the gay men come to take all of our guns and bibles away.

I'm also prepared to drive a tank in the streets to defeat motorcycle-riding lesbians.
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I shall hit the gay men over the head with the Bible.

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I shall hit the gay men over the head with the Bible.


I also plan to stop their assault on traditional family values with a well-placed bible to the forehead.

And their insistent cries to Washington for "special rights"? Well, that's nothing a good bible to the shins won't stop.
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monkspider,

Are you alright or did something happen between you and a gay person today?
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Kid,

I'm fine, and I have 500 bibles in the back of my truck to prove it!
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I always knew commies were homophobic people.
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I always knew commies were homophobic people.


Since you're gay, that makes sense that you would believe that.
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*hits Fezzi in the back of the head with a Bible.
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I stopped doing dudes. Am trying to bang chicks, but have been unsuccessful so far. Women just don't hop into bed at the drop of a hat like I'm used to. At this rate, I'll be back to taking it up the brown canal by the end of the week and the gays will have won...

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Clearly this is a spam thread.
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*Hits Fez in the back of the head with the Communist Manifesto.
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Giancarlo,

Don't give me none of that homo-phobic talk, boy. What you call homo-phobic, I call nothing but good olde-fashioned religion and backwards social mores stemming from a culture of intolerence. All you gays do is whine to your bureaucrats in Washington for special rights. Well, I'll show you no special rights when you're on the business end of a bible to the forehead, and you can take that straight to the bank!
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Drake,

Too much information, even for the internet.
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Giancarlo,

Don't give me none of that homo-phobic talk, boy. What you call homo-phobic, I call nothing but good olde-fashioned religion and backwards social mores stemming from a culture of intolerence. All you gays do is whine to your bureaucrats in Washington for special rights. Well, I'll show you no special rights when you're on the business end of a bible to the forehead, and you can take that straight to the bank!


Look at my signature? Don't even try to mess with me.

"Since you're gay, that makes sense that you would believe that."

That's what commies are. The Soviets (true commies) were homophobic.
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I stopped doing dudes. Am trying to bang chicks, but have been unsuccessful so far. Women just don't hop into bed at the drop of a hat like I'm used to. At this rate, I'll be back to taking it up the brown canal by the end of the week and the gays will have won...


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quote:
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Look at my signature? Don't even try to mess with me.


Are you actually only 13?
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Drake,

I feel your pain. As you know, our days of swallowing miles, and miles of hot, throbbing **** are behind us.

It is not easy, but we musn't relent, or else I fear that the gay juggernaut will leave us trampled underfoot, along with the country and the constitution.
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"At this rate, I'll be back to taking it up the brown canal by the end of the week"

Cue Queen...another one bites the dust....
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God bless you, monkspider. Stay strong.

 
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