10-04-2004 02:01									#121
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Hey monk, a quick question. Whatever happend to the lovely femme fatale you used to have as your avatar? Or maybe it's just my brower that hides her from moi?

	10-04-2004 02:07									#122
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It's the wise and respectable Krop! What's up lately?

With regards to the adorable Tarja Halonen - those were the days, but I removed her because the two of us seemed to have grown apart in all those years (edit: well, months. But you get the point). I'll have to dig up a new avatar one of these days. Initially I wanted to use a picture of Stefu, you know, to stay with the theme, but he just doesn't respond to my viciousness like back in the old days. I'm sure you as an old-timer will agree nothing is as good as it was. Even nostalgia isn't what it used to be

Speaking of Finns, does anybody know the main difference between a Finnish wedding ceremony and a Finnish funeral? At the funeral, there's one person present who's not drinking vodka.

	10-04-2004 02:13									#123
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quote: Originally posted by Kropotkin Why the **** do they include a word like 'Saturnalier' when don't include everyday words like 'Kodd'. It's an outrage!

Because Bellman had Saturnalier but never went to Gothenburgh to learn what a Kodd is.

	10-04-2004 02:42									#124
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What's up? Well, what do you expect? I'm an unemployed ****er living of my girlfriends student loans (well, it's more like she's living of my money...).

It doesn't seem like kodd is included in any of Bellman's hits but the same also seems to hold for saturnalier. At least with that spelling....

	10-04-2004 02:52									#125
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I must confess that while 'saturnalier' do feature in my vocabulary, 'kodd' does not, despite living on Västkusten as a kid. Enlighten an expat?

	10-04-2004 02:54									#126
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I can't recall Jävlar Anamma included kodd in their hits either. But their music fit when you have saturnalier.

However, I recall changing the lyrics of Brännö Brygga valz to "där seglar Kålle me kodden på svaj"

	10-04-2004 03:01									#127
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Although not an expert on the regional existance of the word kodd, I've mostly heard in in the Halmstad-region. A typical example of this would be the lyrics from a Peter Wahlbeck-song (one of his few good works imho);

"Det var en kall kväll i Halmstad.

Jag hade fått ett tips utav en polis, som jobbade i Falkenberg.

Han skulle själv ner till hamnen i Halmstad för att det var en fest på en båt.

Jag tog en taxi ner, bakom Rolles där låg det en orange båt. Jag hörde musik innanför, så jag gick ombord.De hade byggt upp en bar, kan man säga, nån form av cockpit, båtens cockpit. Jag tog en öl och jag tog en öl till. Jag snackade med lite folk som jag kände från Halmstad. Det var en del falkenbergare med. Bland annat var det ett dansband från Svenljunga. Hildings hette dom. Bakom basistens bas glänste nåt i velourbyxan. Det var basistens kodd. Herregud, vilken kodd! tänkte jag. Så fet, men ändå så kort. Ok, den ska bli min. Hallå grabbar, jag heter Owe. Jag bor här i Halmstad. Ska ni hänga med på efterfest? Vill ni ha en sup? Var har du lärt dig att spela bas? Jaha. Jaha. Ok, vi ses sen. Dom spelade så fint och jag tog en svängom med en tjej. Jag spanade in kodden, så att säga. Herregud, vilken kodd! Jag kunde se den framför mig i min våningssäng. Efteråt så packade de ner sina instrument. Jag hjälpte till, jag bar och jag lyfte och jag var så slirig och go. Yr och fin var jag när jag öppnade dörren och bjöd in Hildings. Basisten tog en dusch på min toalett. Nu satte jag in stöten. Jag tog han på kodden när han med handduken torkade sig. Jag fick en smäll. Jag tog honom på kodden igen. Jag fick en smäll till. Jag försökte ta honom på kodden en tredje gång. Då fick jag en sån jävla smäll. Det är skönt att få stryk. Bögstryk. "

	10-04-2004 03:05									#128
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Peter Wahlbeck is awsome!

I've seen him live a few times. The first time he said that whenever he heard the word "gay", a 2.10-meter (7-feet) macho-african came to his mind. Not some feminine man.

	10-04-2004 03:07									#129
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And then of cource, there's the song about the trip to Ullared. But other than that I'm not a fan. I don't know if the fact that the only time I meet him, he compared me to some old danish porn star...

	10-04-2004 03:09									#130
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Bränn ner Ullared. Bränn ner det.

	10-04-2004 03:11									#132
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I wonder if Pekka has lured the girls into the sauna yet?

	10-04-2004 03:15									#133
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It would be about time. But I would bet my money on him being out of the game by now.

	10-04-2004 03:23									#134
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Super citizen super för dåligt

	10-04-2004 03:26									#135
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When you're that freaked about something involvning alcohol it's bound to end with a rendezvous with Ulrik.

	10-04-2004 03:43									#136
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My money's on him getting alot more headache than sex. With that attitude he's gonna be stoned, dead and buried 'fore the girls are dizzy.

	10-04-2004 03:59									#137
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quote: Originally posted by Kropotkin What's up? Well, what do you expect? I'm an unemployed ****er living of my girlfriends student loans (well, it's more like she's living of my money...).

That sucks Good luck on handling all that.

Always remember Kropotkin, you're a wise and respectable unemployed ****er which does mean that you're substantially ahead of many ordinary unemployed ****ers.

	10-04-2004 04:02									#138
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quote: Originally posted by Kropotkin When you're that freaked about something involvning alcohol it's bound to end with a rendezvous with Ulrik.

UUUUUUULLLRIIIIIK! Oh yes, many a night on the town ended in this unfortunate way. One can only hope for Pekka that he went down a different road tonight. Preferably the sauna thing or at the very least the beating up of several punks that can add to the impressive Supercitizen score of 4:2:0 (if memory serves me right).

	10-04-2004 04:09									#139
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There's of cource another possiblity, that Pekka introduces ulrik to the sauna and the girls... Let's hope that one woun't happen either.

	10-04-2004 04:27									#140
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I remember a freaked-out sauna party when I lived in Pekka's town. I lured some reluctant girls into the sauna. They actually stripped naked right in front of a pig like me, without me deserving it by any means. Fresh teens and I was 26

Then I gave a buddy a shot of vodka, which was one shot too much so he had to run outside and say hello to Ulrik. Outside were the rest of the party, all of them naked in October, chilling after the sauna. One of the guys stepped forward and let Ulrik "talk to his foot" and said in Finlandssvenska: "Kann du spyy liite påå minn foot föör denn äär kall?" (Can you puke on my foot because it's cold)?

	10-04-2004 06:43									#141
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Kust letting you konwe that i have speennt 12 beers what we caolll mäyrä (/this dog) and then I Have consmed booli and also some of thne voodka absluot. I'm really wasted basicaltlll but mot more than anyone else so ti fiiiiiitss to party. Asllllo im loooooking this one giirl that is touching me this all day, you konw everywher shje4 teouches me so I think shes' tinerested in having multiple sex, wild sex, so I trtry to persuade yher into the same room where I go to 'sleep' aka 'wanting to scre'. We will seI Hiope I get soma aeaciton buit I think I might be too druink, we'll see howevrwer I try my best and if nothing else, then just fingerbang, tjhat' s still score so I hope e...........

	10-04-2004 06:52									#142
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ok I Now try to get thae ass otino teo same room. Wish me lucK! I want to sex sao PRAY !!"!!! I hope to do goo d keep fingers corsssex...

I wil close this internet conetiction onw si no more update suntuli tomorroww, BYE!

	10-04-2004 12:17									#143
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If you can't type, you can't **** either. Believe me, I've tried.

Having a crabbola today?

	10-04-2004 13:06									#144
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Woho, the chosen one has spoken during the night!!

So, he managed it to four o'clock at least. That's good. I lost my money.

	10-04-2004 13:32									#145
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Chemical Ollie, no ****?
I have a bad feeling about the hangover to come.. it's going to be horrible. Anyway, Let's just say I didn't get to do the wild naked mambojambo and end it there.

	10-04-2004 13:47									#146
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quote: Chemical Ollie, no ****?

I'm a little bit too something right now to read the rest of this , so could somebody please just inform me discreetely?

Who wants to guess what I'm on right now?
CLues:
It's not alcohol related
It's not heroine related
I should be leagla for a variety of reason www.norml.org
It's not cocaine realted
it's not meth related
It's cousin is used to make many great substances, like a more eco friendly paper, and rope
Lots of people do it
especially hippies, and rappers
It's really fun

any guesses?

Actually I had a thought that approached relevance yesterday. How much do you think tourism and the genreal economy i nthe netherlands, more specifically Amsterdam, would be effected if pot were to be legaized in America? Everyone thought it would have been legal by now, but we stil have problems making it medical. Could Amsterdam have its licentious little hand down the pants of certain officials, or are they really the morally upstanding people that they say they are?

	10-04-2004 13:54									#147
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bipolar: You'd be on crystal therapy. It's a well-known addictive common among hippies.

Kropotkin: I won my bet, so please send me the money!

Pekka: Good luck with the hangover!

	10-04-2004 14:01									#148
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chemical, supercitizen är inte dåligt!!

	10-04-2004 17:51									#149
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Supercitizen, den supande medborgaren.

I had 16 cl of aqua vitae with my lunch today - and that's only the start...

	10-04-2004 18:00									#150
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L.C.: Yeah right! Like I have any money to send you.