24-04-2004 01:14									#31
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quote: Originally posted by alva Dear Tia, How long do batteries last? Not too sincere, alva

Dear Not Too,

It has been my experience that if you buy the best and with daily usage you can get at least a month to a month and a half. But if you buy the cheep ones with daily usage you will be lucky to get even twenty days. It also depends on the size of your unit and voltage your unit requires. My suggestion, energizer's! The bunny isn't beating the drum for nothing!

Flushed & Breathless

	24-04-2004 01:17									#32
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Starchild has chosen his hag, apparently.

	24-04-2004 01:19									#33
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Dear Tia, Poke! Love, Your nemisis.

Dear Nemisis,

Is that all you've got?

Waiting with baited breath

	24-04-2004 01:19									#34
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Dear Tia,

What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

Sincerely,
Ollie

	24-04-2004 01:20									#35
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Dear Tia,

MY imaginary girlfriend says I don't pay enough attention to her. She says it feels like she almost doesn't exist! And I'm afraid she been seeing someone else on the sly. What can I do to win her back?

LUv,
Theben

	24-04-2004 01:21									#36
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Starchild has chosen his hag, apparently.

I would say those are fightin' words. You may quite possibly incurr the rath of the greatest queen ever to grace the pages of this unworthy board

	24-04-2004 01:22									#37
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@ the li'l bro!

	24-04-2004 01:22									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie Dear Tia, What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? Sincerely, Ollie

Dear Ollie,

Wondering if that's a pickle in your pocket or if you're just glad to see me?

Hoping,

Tia

	24-04-2004 01:24									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat I would say those are fightin' words. You may quite possibly incurr the rath of the greatest queen ever to grace the pages of this unworthy board

* chegitz guevara wiggles his fingers.

Oohoohooh, scary.

	24-04-2004 01:27									#40
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Dear Tiamat

Should one serve flame roasted Knight in the shell, or peeled?

	24-04-2004 01:30									#41
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara @ the li'l bro!

Even in adulthood, you don't miss an opportunity to point out that he is, in fact, the "li'l bro"?

	24-04-2004 01:31									#42
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Little brothers will always be little brothers.

	24-04-2004 01:33									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat Dear Ollie, Wondering if that's a pickle in your pocket or if you're just glad to see me? Hoping, Tia

Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm a married man. And I already got as much as I need for one day.

	24-04-2004 01:34									#44
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Little brothers will always be little brothers.

And Big Brother's always watching you. I get it.

I want a little brother too. Somebody who always obeyed me and would fetch me beer whenever I wanted. Oh, the despair of the lonely child

	24-04-2004 01:34									#45
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Dear Tia,

What is the name of that annoying guy on the Simpsons who says "Yeeessss?"

	24-04-2004 01:36									#46
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quote: I want a little brother too. Somebody who always obeyed me and would fetch me beer whenever I wanted. Oh, the despair of the lonely child

Well, you can still look forward to turning your kids into slaves, that's my plan.

	24-04-2004 01:38									#47
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Little brothers will always be little brothers.

Big brothers are best referred to as OLDER brothers.

	24-04-2004 01:39									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Well, you can still look forward to turning your kids into slaves, that's my plan.

My 3-YO fetched me a beer last week. Good girl

	24-04-2004 01:39									#49
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quote: Originally posted by Theben Dear Tia, MY imaginary girlfriend says I don't pay enough attention to her. She says it feels like she almost doesn't exist! And I'm afraid she been seeing someone else on the sly. What can I do to win her back? LUv, Theben

Dear little one,

The first question is are you and your girlfriend opposed to a manaj....a mana....oh hell a three way? Suggest to her and her new lover that you would be willing to do that in order to save your relationship although I must warn you she may prefer the airhead to you and in the end you still wind up with nothing. But cheer up! A birdie told me it's soon to be your birthday Maybe just maybe if your a really good boy you will get a blow up doll for your present and will no longer need that worn out hasbeen of a girlfriend!

Warm B-day wishes,

Tia

	24-04-2004 01:40									#50
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Do you carry treats in your pocket to give her when she obeys a command?

	24-04-2004 01:42									#51
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat But cheer up! A birdie told me it's soon to be your birthday

Eat the birdie cuz it lied. His is in four months. Mine is next week.

I wonder if I should link to my amazon wish list.

	24-04-2004 01:43									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola Dear Tiamat Should one serve flame roasted Knight in the shell, or peeled?

Dear Lefty,

I prefer them peeled and served with a side of roasted Orks and some salty sea men for desert. A banquet fit for a Queen

Your friend,

Tia

	24-04-2004 01:43									#53
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Dearest Tia,

I would fricasee(sp?) that lil' birdie 'cuz it fibbeded to you. It is my OLDER brother, not I, who shall soon gain yet ANOTHER year of age.

	24-04-2004 01:43									#54
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I knew it was the head.

	24-04-2004 01:44									#55
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Chegitz, as mentioned before, I need a li'l bro once in a while to fetch me beer and obey my every wish. I was wondering if I could get yours, and in that case, what you charge by the hour.

	24-04-2004 01:44									#56
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell Dear Tia, What is the name of that annoying guy on the Simpsons who says "Yeeessss?"

Dear mrmitchell,

Would that be Troy McClure played by the late Phil Hartman?

Questioning,

Tia

	24-04-2004 01:45									#57
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Dearest Tia,

How many sexual innuendos are in this thread?

Regards,
Theben

	24-04-2004 01:45									#58
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm a married man. And I already got as much as I need for one day.

That makes two of us

	24-04-2004 01:46									#59
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Tia's a married MAN!!!!!

	24-04-2004 01:47									#60
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quote: Originally posted by Monk I was wondering if I could get yours, and in that case, what you charge by the hour.

Unfortunaetly, because he is a little brother, he is a pain in the butt and won't do anything you tell him to.