24-04-2004 00:18									#1
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The old dragon is now in to take your questions, concerns and donations of chocolate. Actually a bit on the bored side and bouncing off the walls from to much chocolate So dish. Any questions, home remedies, receipes or burning desires........the dragon is in.

	24-04-2004 00:20									#2
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Dear Tia,

I'm bored. Entertain me.

Boredinu Tah

	24-04-2004 00:23									#3
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Why do people like Tass (i.e. mormon) think that such things as caffeine are religious taboos? Also, since chocolate contains this vile substance would mormons obstain from eating it?

	24-04-2004 00:23									#4
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How long will Mr. Smith be on the phone?

	24-04-2004 00:24									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Why do people like Tass (i.e. mormon) think that such things as caffeine are religious taboos? Also, since chocolate contains this vile substance would mormons obstain from eating it?

Dear Tia,

Why does everyone think I'm a mormon?

Thanks,
Notamor Mon

	24-04-2004 00:25									#6
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Dear Bored in Utah:

Might I suggest some hearty cable watching. I think you might have a particular interest in the Bravo channel and the Fab 5. I hear they are quite the rage and might I add right up your ally.

Love,

Tia

	24-04-2004 00:26									#7
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Dear Tia,

Why is Tass ashamed of his Mormanity?

	24-04-2004 00:27									#8
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Wow!!! I was just about to ask a question to which Tia's post could of been a reply!!!

	24-04-2004 00:27									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar Dear Tia, Why does everyone think I'm a mormon? Thanks, Notamor Mon

Dear Not a Mormon:

No sweetie they must have you confused or they continually mis type. I think the word they are searching for is moron.

Kisses,

Tia

	24-04-2004 00:28									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Wow!!! I was just about to ask a question to which Tia's post could of been a reply!!!

The dragon has ESP.

Speaking of which, once Rah gets on the phone how long will he be?

	24-04-2004 00:28									#11
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Dear Tia,
I am being stalked by a five headed dragon.

Help,

Not a morsal.

	24-04-2004 00:29									#12
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Dear Tia,

I suggest you go pumping some iron. Make you a super woman who can trash people. No more people will go and pass the lines in grocery stores. No more bad service, but people wanting to help you, or if you don't want help, they vanish.

Yes this is what you must do. Go Pump Iron.

	24-04-2004 00:30									#13
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quote: Originally posted by rah How long will Mr. Smith be on the phone?

Dear Oh Great and Powerful Moderator

Mr. Smith will be on the phone for as long as his conversation takes. But if I may make a suggestion while you wait for his conversation to end....kindly bend over and see if your head will fit up your bum! Thank you call again. Your call is now being routed to..........**dial tone**

	24-04-2004 00:33									#14
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Mrmmmm, mmrmmmmm mrmmm mrmm mrmrmmm?

	24-04-2004 00:34									#15
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Dearest Tia, Shining and Exhalted Benevolent One,

I'm trying to re-arrange my bookshelves so they look haphazard and eclectic without the flaws and messiness of actual randomness. Any suggestions?

You most humble and devout acolyte,
Starchild

	24-04-2004 00:35									#16
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Dear Tia,

Why are there so many stupid people?

thanks,
sava

	24-04-2004 00:37									#17
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Dear Tia, I am being stalked by a five headed dragon. Help, Not a morsal.

Dear Not a Morsal:

You have nothing to worry about my dear. Dragons usually tend to want something that has at least some meat to it. In your case my dear and with my extensive knowledge of dragons I can assure you that you have nothing to worry about and I am unanimous in that. Can you say teenie weenie

Hugs,

Tia

	24-04-2004 00:38									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Dear Tia, I suggest you go pumping some iron. Make you a super woman who can trash people. No more people will go and pass the lines in grocery stores. No more bad service, but people wanting to help you, or if you don't want help, they vanish. Yes this is what you must do. Go Pump Iron.

Honey I'm a red head that gives me more attitude then pumping iron ever could!!

	24-04-2004 00:41									#19
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Maybe so.. maybe you just need a tough man dance.

	24-04-2004 00:42									#20
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Tia,

If some dude with a multiple personality disorder was threatening to kill himself, would it make sense to regard that event as a hostage situation?

	24-04-2004 00:44									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Starchild Dearest Tia, Shining and Exhalted Benevolent One, I'm trying to re-arrange my bookshelves so they look haphazard and eclectic without the flaws and messiness of actual randomness. Any suggestions? You most humble and devout acolyte, Starchild

My dearest little lost lovie dovie schmooooopie:

I am confident that you have more panache and style in your little finger then most people have in their entire body. Draw from your inner gayness and you will do just fine. A suggestion though, a nice piece of fabric draped across the edge would add a nice touch.

SMOOCHES,

Queen Tia

	24-04-2004 00:47									#22
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Dear Tia,

I hate you.

Love,
Tassadar

	24-04-2004 00:49									#23
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Oh Infinite of Wisdom and Bootyliciousness, Most Wonderous Glowing Shiney One Whose's Red Hair burns like the the mid-day Sun:

Where does one get an Indian Throw at this time of night?

Forever and eternally your most faithful and self-sacrificing disciple,
Starchild

	24-04-2004 00:51									#24
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Dear Tass:

Ditto.

Corridally,

Tia

	24-04-2004 00:54									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Monk Tia, If some dude with a multiple personality disorder was threatening to kill himself, would it make sense to regard that event as a hostage situation?

Dearest Monk:

Without a doubt yes! No wait, no, yes, no, yes! Shut up! I can't hear myself think.

Signed,

Seriously confused

	24-04-2004 00:55									#26
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Dear Tia,

How long do batteries last?

Not too sincere,

alva

	24-04-2004 01:00									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Starchild Oh Infinite of Wisdom and Bootyliciousness, Most Wonderous Glowing Shiney One Whose's Red Hair burns like the the mid-day Sun: Where does one get an Indian Throw at this time of night? Forever and eternally your most faithful and self-sacrificing disciple, Starchild

My most enlighted highlighted tipped tossed and engorged one

I would suggest that if you were in the United States Wally world. However, this does pose a bit of a quandrey. Do you not have any left over velvet?

Your most adoring fan

Tia

	24-04-2004 01:04									#28
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Dear Tia,

Poke!

Love,
Your nemisis.

	24-04-2004 01:10									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Sava Dear Tia, Why are there so many stupid people? thanks, sava

Dear Sava,

To answer your question I believe one can trace it back to the early Hillbilly period. From the early remnants and spit cups that have been found in the back woods of Tennessee I would have to say that the answer lies with the Hatfields & McCoys.

Happily,

Tia

	24-04-2004 01:11									#30
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Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always vibrant yet never tiring, always patient yet never suffers fools, always glowing yet never garish, always perk and never saggy, always on top, always and forever the one reason why the sun rises, the world turns, and the universe has meaning,

I'll pick one up tomorrow.

Another humble suplication from I who am but an insect before your presence, the candle before your star, the mote in your eye, the whisper before your hurricane, the merest and most degenerate part of the merest and most degenerate aspect of all that you encompass and forsee with your wisdom and strength unyielding and unrelenting,
Starchild