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Monk is offline Monk
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I don't think we're in Brønshøj anymore
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Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm a married man. And I already got as much as I need for one day.


Do you know the song by The Cure that's called 'Why Can't I Be You'?

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Chegitz, as mentioned before, I need a li'l bro once in a while to fetch me beer and obey my every wish. I was wondering if I could get yours, and in that case, what you charge by the hour.


Add at least $24/hr to whatever he charges you.

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Dearest Tia,

I would fricasee(sp?) that lil' birdie 'cuz it fibbeded to you. It is my OLDER brother, not I, who shall soon gain yet ANOTHER year of age.


Dearest Ben,

Then you have most certainly broken this dragons heart because I cannot in good faith wish my arch nemisis a good birthday. My condolences on your lineage.

Sadly,

Tia

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Do you know the song by The Cure that's called 'Why Can't I Be You'?


Why yes I do. I happen to like Mr. Smith quite alot!

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quote:
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I cannot in good faith wish my arch nemisis a good birthday.


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Unfortunaetly, because he is a little brother, he is a pain in the butt and won't do anything you tell him to.


Whatever. Remember when you told me to "go to hell?" Here I am.

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Tia's a married MAN!!!!!


Yes, yes you've discovered my untimely secret. Oh the horror, the shame.....

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Unfortunaetly, because he is a little brother, he is a pain in the butt and won't do anything you tell him to.


You mean he's not subservient to you? Well I'd advocate you tell everybody in your family to refer to him only as Flafnir for a couple of months and he'll eventually break down for good.

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Dearest Ben,

Then you have most certainly broken this dragons heart because I cannot in good faith wish my arch nemisis a good birthday. My condolences on your lineage.

Sadly,

Tia


I'm still holding out that either I or he is adopted.

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You mean he's not subservient to you? Well I'd advocate you tell everybody in your family to refer to him only as Flafnir for a couple of months and he'll eventually break down for good.


Shut up, Munk.

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Dear Tia:
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Would that be Troy McClure played by the late Phil Hartman?

I don't think so. He has a moustache and says "Yeeeeessssss?". He's not Troy, though, who you may remember from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!'".

Tia, he still appears occasionally, if it is any help.

-Mrmitchell

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Shut up, Munk.




How did you know Munk is my real name? I knew communists were registered by the CIA, but I never knew they had their own intelligence service as well.

Anyway, we'll see who's laughing when I buy you from chegitz one of these days. I see a lot of laundry work and dirty dishes waiting for you in Copenhagen

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There's plenty of laundry and dishes to do in my apartment. And I'll bet I can more easily afford to take you off of of mommy and daddy's hands than for you could me from che.

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Flafnir, huh?

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Ready for bunnygrrl's cutesy names for you to be spread across the internet?

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Do you know the song by The Cure that's called 'Why Can't I Be You'?


It's good to be me. Especially today. Wife and kids are sleeping, duties of the day are done. Sipping my strong Irish Coffe and watching a violent war movie as I type.

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ooooh, that's one dirty trick there.

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It's good to be me. Especially today. Wife and kids are sleeping, duties of the day are done. Sipping my strong Irish Coffe and watching a violent war movie as I type.


Sounds like heaven. Myself, I'm killing a couple of mediocre Danish beers while waiting for a re-run of 'The West Wing'

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Dear Tia:

I don't think so. He has a moustache and says "Yeeeeessssss?". He's not Troy, though, who you may remember from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!'".

Tia, he still appears occasionally, if it is any help.

-Mrmitchell



The comic book shop guy!

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No, the guy who says, "YEEEEE-eeeeesssss!" in a funny accent is based on a character-actor who had many cameos in the 1970s doing that.

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Dearest Tia,

How many sexual innuendos are in this thread?

Regards,
Theben


Dear Theben,

At last count 22.

Recounting,

Tia

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I've been reloading the thread a couple times now, patiently waiting for the Flafnir brothers to let various childhood traumas out in the open, unleashing all the horrible, embarrasing secrets they share for all the world to see, but nothing happens. Come on, you two! What's the matter with you guys?

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We're not that stupid?

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Dear Tia,

The Lord God Putin demands that you close this thread. Will you?

Love,
Messenger of the Lord God Putin

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We're not that stupid?




Surely you could tell just one embarrasing story about him? Just one?

Aw damn that family loyalty

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Theben never does anything embarressing. It's bad enough for him that he's my brother. I, on the other hand, am a constant embarressment.

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There's a line we don't cross. Sorry- NOT


Aw well... okay, I guess

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Well, there is that one picture of him as a baby.

 
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