14-06-2004 23:05									#211
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2230 BC to Flandrien

	15-06-2004 02:30									#212
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2230 bc sent

	15-06-2004 04:32									#213
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A mongol thinker sits studying his numbers weighing them with much deliberation before exclaiming:
Yu-yaka! (mongol for Eureka)

The great mongol civ has discovered Mathematics by studying how many horses is needed to fill a field of 1 square with fertilizer in a single day. Philosophers claim the discovery will lead to great improvements in the way "[...]stuff is done around here". A local farmer said, when asked how the discovery would help in his work; "Help me shovel this horse-dung or sod off!".

A colonel of the tribe of Furr-ump says the discovery will be useful as soon as the "egg-heads work something out". Apparently a "philosopher inspirational meeting" was scheduled later that day. The colonel would not comment on philosopher's claims that such meetings involved "brutal mistreatment, including wedgies and bereavment of lunch money".

and sent of course...

	15-06-2004 11:18									#214
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Nice story, but you will most probably get a warning for advertising, like I got. Allthough you most probably offered it to everyone.

sent to conqueror

	15-06-2004 13:43									#215
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2190 BC to Flandrien

	15-06-2004 19:52									#216
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As long as LzPrst has contact with everyone in the game, there's no problem here since he has already discovered the tech in question.

	15-06-2004 19:55									#217
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allrighty, it's in the "although part". It's fine with me...

Philosophy for sale....

	16-06-2004 01:00									#218
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2190 bc sent

	16-06-2004 17:21									#219
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sent.

	17-06-2004 03:49									#220
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sent to conqueror

	17-06-2004 04:35									#221
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2150 BC to Flandrien

	17-06-2004 21:55									#222
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2150 bc sent


Do I hear the sound of drums ?

	18-06-2004 00:11									#223
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drums from the deep...
sent

Last edited by LzPrst on 18-06-2004 at 00:30

	18-06-2004 01:50									#224
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to conqueror

	18-06-2004 02:46									#225
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2110 BC to Flandrien

hm. i wonder what are you guys drumming both got SGL hope not

	18-06-2004 15:54									#226
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those are drums to guide the souls of the murdered...

	18-06-2004 21:21									#227
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2110 bc sent

	18-06-2004 21:47									#228
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to conqueror

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2070 BC to Flandrien

	19-06-2004 00:41									#230
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2070 bc sent


that was quick

	20-06-2004 14:42									#231
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bump. not so quick now

	20-06-2004 16:39									#232
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received it this morning
just played and sent

	20-06-2004 18:08									#233
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2030 BC to Flandrien

	21-06-2004 01:20									#234
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2030 bc sent

	21-06-2004 16:42									#235
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A scout comes running into the city at such speeds that the people of Holy Mountain become concerned that banshees are about. After a stop at the palace the scout finds a local inn and orders a yak-ale. The rumours spread like wildfire across the town and along the trade routes to the other cities of the mongolian empire. Apparently while exploring the scout group encountered a handful of survivors from a mongolian hunting party. Nothing more can be learned from the whispering and vivid discussions abounding until finally a palace official walks into the town high ground and announces:

In a statement today Temujin declared the UNPROVOKED ATTACK on a Mongolian warrior expedition in the vicinity of carthagian borders an act of treacherous cowardice and malignant hostility. The carthagian claim that the Mongolian explorer/hunter party was planning an attack on carthagian workers nearby was dismissed as totally unfounded. As according to survivors; the workers in question could easily have left the area by newly finished roads or been defended by local troops. Instead the warmongering savages of carthage viciously ambushed and killed the Mongolian expedition who were innocously resting on a grassy plain.
Despite this barbaric behaviour, Mongolia has accepted carthage's groveling request for peace despite strong protests from Mongolian military officers. Temujin has announced that carthage has doomed its diplomatic relationship with Mongolia for centuries to come and warns any carthagian troops that if they are found within sight of Mongolian borders they will be destroyed without hesitation.

As the message ends and the official leaves the whispering and disagreements come to a unison cry for Revenge!

(this is a few turns late as I had to check up on etiquette rules for whats allowed and whats not)

1990bc sent

	22-06-2004 14:31									#236
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1990 BC to Flandrien

	22-06-2004 21:25									#237
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1990 bc sent

There are no troops of us near Mongolia.
We are peaceful people.

	23-06-2004 03:55									#238
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1950bc sent

then why did you attack us? why on earth would I want to start a war with you so early when I have nothing to gain by it?

	23-06-2004 09:22									#239
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1950 BC sent to to Conqueror.
I'm out of town untill friday evening. Enjoy your week...

	23-06-2004 10:16									#240
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Freeze time I assume?