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GeoModder
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The most erratic Overlord!
Jan 2004
time: 06:35
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As the current Planet is increasingly becoming inhabitable for the extensive use of war machinery and the social fabric has been deteriorating ever since, some enlightned souls had the grand vision to construct and launch a colonisation ship to another star system which has an inhabitable planet orbiting it.
Therefore:
Welcome onboard Unity II, this is your purser speaking. As we wait for the arrival of supplies and fuel, all passenger boarding are invited to have a drink and be merry before being frozen in their respective cryocells.
Callings will happen in due time, please proceed to the given cryobay when your name is broadcasted.
The luggage weight cannot exceed 25 kilo's a person. No bribing for higher weight allowances or smuggling can be allowed since the ship will simply never arrive in the next star system when done.
We hope you have a pleasant wait, and do not be concerned about the Cyborg staff around. They are the best technicians we could find at the moment and are in charge of your cryo-process.
As a last note, consumptions must be payed at reservation. Please listen carefully to the bartender asking the appropriate sum. Be warned that, due to the extra transportation costs between the Hydroponic Farm and the ship, the beverage prices are way higher then usual. Better ask before confirming your order.
People who are in danger of becoming broke during their stay in the Lounge, ask the staff to quick-freeze you since their is also a small fee for the maintaining of your cryo-cell. That way you avoid the horrible experience of being flung into space...
Also, please respond honestly to following questions of our custom officer. Click on the question if affirmative, continue to the next when negative.
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Micha
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Technical University of Ilmenau, Germany
Oct 2002
time: 06:35
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Originally posted by GeoModder
Micha: Only Leffe's are free of charge because of Maniac's generosity. A XenoBrew will cost you 1 ec, a XenoRum 1,5 ec's. Also, return your luggage to customs, black market items and the Red Book will be removed and we're assured then that your luggage allowance is in order. 
Do you wish a Leffe instead now?
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Who said that Maniac only pays for Leffe? He said "drinks" for everyone! I demand my XenoRum and XenoBrew! 
What´s wrong with my luggage? A nervestapler, the Yang Bible, a special edition of "Chairman Voltaire´s wisest speeches" and several Hive and CyCon action figures to replay all important battles of the war 
I´m sure it doesn´t exceed the 25 kg limit...
You should rather check all those CyCons... All the Implants they´re wearing should be classified as luggage, for they add to the body weight. If they don´t need to pay for it, I´ll have my luggage implanted, too 
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06-05-2004 01:44
You seem to have enough cash to pay for 238 Leffe's and your cryo-maintenance.
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