08-05-2004 16:26									#61
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* MrWhereItsAt sudden goes silent. A forgotten subroutine in his mind activates, and he lurches towards Method

...Kill....Kill....Must....Kill...

	08-05-2004 16:38									#62
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Hmmmm, something seems amiss.
* Skanky Burns sips his bourbon as MWIA lurches towards Method with his hands outstretched
Can't quite put my finger on what is wrong though.

	08-05-2004 16:52									#63
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* GeoModder disactivates the random berserk subroutine MWIA is under the influence of. MWIA suddenly goes limp, right hand still outstretched in a gripping stance.

* GeoModder puts a glass of Leffe in MWIA's outstretched hand.

* GeoModder wonders how Skanky got hold of a bourbon while not having asked for one.

Method: Here you are sir! It's free on Maniac's tab. But the second free drink must be a Leffe.

HongHu: Yes ma'am, customs is finished with your luggage. Our apologies for the delay but lot's of astonishing objects were encountered in the proces. However, the staff must insist on you resisting the urge of cannibalism...

Last edited by GeoModder on 08-05-2004 at 17:10

	08-05-2004 16:58									#64
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* MrWhereItsAt 's subroutine as not completely deactivated, so although he stands there limp, the voice circuits continue

....kill....kill the unspeakable one....die....

* MrWhereItsAt sips his Leffe


....kill....

	08-05-2004 18:46									#65
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quote: Originally posted by GeoModder Ouro, Micha and Con:: All beverages come from the current Planet, so energykissers or treehuggers are not in the equition yet. So no drinks can be put on their tab as well. Whoha: Here, have a Leffe, and return in the queue towards customs. Your luggage needs to be checked...

* Illuminatus enters this floor angry
Someone is stealing drinks from teh stocks of the Orbital Skyhydrophonics Bar. And GeoModder is the suspect. Therefore, I expect him to pay up for the stolen drinks and additional fee for daring to steal my drinks.

	08-05-2004 20:12									#66
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Obstructor: Beverages sold here are merely passing by the Orbital Skyhydroponics farm. Therefore I don't follow your reasoning. Beware of wild accusations or you a) lose your free drinks, b) will be called to a cryobay very soon and c) will find yourself flung in space halfway the next star due to a lack of cryo-maintenance energy.

	08-05-2004 20:23									#67
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Someone say free beer?

	08-05-2004 22:56									#68
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In that case, last floor now demands all passing booze to pay tax . OSB has been retrofitted with weapons

Do you have any idea who stole those drinks?

	08-05-2004 23:04									#69
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* GeoModder offers a Leffe to Chaunk.

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Due to the restrictive taxes implemented by the Sky Hydroponics Farm authorities some beverages may become short in stock.
A new transport service is under investigation and will soon be running. Till then, hold on!!

	09-05-2004 00:53									#70
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quote: Originally posted by GeoModder Yes ma'am, customs is finished with your luggage. Our apologies for the delay but lot's of astonishing objects were encountered in the proces.

What do you mean? Your staff haven't heard of mind worm samples?

quote: However, the staff must insist on you resisting the urge of cannibalism...

Hmmm the urge ... Oh it's so hard to resist ... Just kidding. I'd have to refer you to Ouro if you really want to make friends with some cannibals.

	09-05-2004 01:43									#71
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Does that announcement mean that my next drink is gonna cost a packet? I'm looking to watch the big rumble down on planet...

Actually, I just opened a turn for the first time in 40 years or thereabouts, and it looks much more positive for the cycon than i thought! Yay! Still not good probably, but positive...

	09-05-2004 14:15									#72
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Chaunk: Do not worry, the free drinks have arrived already, it's only the more esoteric drinks like bourbon who can't get through for another turn or so.

HongHu: No, the staff was not familiar with the biological hazzards you carried in your luggage. They had to be destroyed due to an contamination problem with two members of the customs office.
Off record: Ouro??!!

ANNOUNCEMENT:

The following items are illegal to bring onboard:

• Impact Rifles and other sortlike weaponry.
  
• Biological hazzards like mindworm eggs, Spore Launcher seeds and Sealurk larvae.
  
• Secular (religious) material, in bookform or any other datacarrier.
  
• Objects of mass suppression (ie. nerve staplers).

No doubt the list will grow in time.

	09-05-2004 16:03									#73
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Good thing my preprogrammed nanocapsules are not on that list.
Although I may have to leave the battlefield corpses behind. They are over the 25kg weight limit.

	09-05-2004 16:23									#74
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HongHu is jsut kidding, Ouro is not a canibal. I haven`t seen Cosmic for a while :suspicious:

	09-05-2004 17:41									#75
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* GeoModder offers Skanky and Obstructor their first free drink (a Leffe) for lack of interesting conversation...

Wait a minute!! Skanky, what are they programmed for?

	09-05-2004 18:09									#76
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Weapons of mas-- erm-- furniture, yes, furniture!
* Skanky Burns takes the Leffe in his non-bourbon hand.
Oooh, yeah!

	09-05-2004 18:38									#77
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quote: Originally posted by GeoModder The following items are illegal to bring onboard: [list...[*]Secular (religious) material, in bookform or any other datacarrier. ... [/list]

* MrWhereItsAt pauses in his sparking error state to frown heavily

Secular material is illegal? So the only thing we can bring in here is strictly religious?

Oh no! My implants are thus a sin against God's creation! I must self-destruct!

	09-05-2004 19:27									#78
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I wondered about that too MWIA... hmm... i guess we could claim we were being religious about being secular?

	09-05-2004 22:04									#79
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quote: Originally posted by GeoModder Ouro, Micha and Con:: All beverages come from the current Planet, so energykissers or treehuggers are not in the equition yet. So no drinks can be put on their tab as well. Whoha: Here, have a Leffe, and return in the queue towards customs. Your luggage needs to be checked...

wait, wait, theres really no need to...

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I'd post the family guy clip of stewie distracting luggage checkers at the airport, and then saying "I hope Osama bin Laden doesn't know showtunes.", but they restrict the kinds of uploads here and I don't want to abuse it(despite the fact that we abuse it every time we post moo2 save files since they are .gam and thats not a valid extension...)

	09-05-2004 22:06									#80
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quote: Originally posted by GeoModder Chaunk: Do not worry, the free drinks have arrived already, it's only the more esoteric drinks like bourbon who can't get through for another turn or so. HongHu: No, the staff was not familiar with the biological hazzards you carried in your luggage. They had to be destroyed due to an contamination problem with two members of the customs office. Off record: Ouro??!! ANNOUNCEMENT: The following items are illegal to bring onboard: Impact Rifles and other sortlike weaponry. Biological hazzards like mindworm eggs, Spore Launcher seeds and Sealurk larvae. Secular (religious) material, in bookform or any other datacarrier. Objects of mass suppression (ie. nerve staplers). No doubt the list will grow in time.

does the laser mining equipment we are bringing on count under the weapons ban?

	09-05-2004 22:44									#81
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quote: Originally posted by Chaunk I wondered about that too MWIA... hmm... i guess we could claim we were being religious about being secular?

Freedom of thought is permitted, however.

quote: Originally posted by Whoha does the laser mining equipment we are bringing on count under the weapons ban?

I'm afraid it's too bulky to remove. Besides, the ship needs something in case we're encountering a stray asteroid...

The captain wishes to express his gratitude for you for handing over a replacement control circuit for the ship's fusion bottle holding field. No charges will therefore be brought upon you (yet).
Do you care for your second free drink now?

	10-05-2004 00:05									#82
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quote: Originally posted by obstructor HongHu is jsut kidding, Ouro is not a canibal. I haven`t seen Cosmic for a while :suspicious:

Cosmic! This can't be true ...

	10-05-2004 00:08									#83
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quote: Originally posted by GeoModder Freedom of thought is permitted, however. I'm afraid it's too bulky to remove. Besides, the ship needs something in case we're encountering a stray asteroid... The captain wishes to express his gratitude for you for handing over a replacement control circuit for the ship's fusion bottle holding field. No charges will therefore be brought upon you (yet). Do you care for your second free drink now?

whew, no I'll hold off on drinking another for right now.

	10-05-2004 08:17									#84
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quote: Originally posted by GeoModder Ouro, Micha and Con:: All beverages come from the current Planet, so energykissers or treehuggers are not in the equition yet. So no drinks can be put on their tab as well.

You would be amazed on what Morgan already has there capitalist hands into

	10-05-2004 14:13									#85
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Perhaps I need to call certain people to the cryobays already?

	10-05-2004 14:31									#86
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quote: Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt * MrWhereItsAt pauses in his sparking error state to frown heavily Secular material is illegal? So the only thing we can bring in here is strictly religious? Oh no! My implants are thus a sin against God's creation! I must self-destruct!

Actually, since it mentions both secular and religious material in that clause, that means that all material is banned. Including the ship itself.

	10-05-2004 15:21									#87
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GeneralTacticus: The restriction only applies to secular religious material, general.
Thus techno-material objects can hardly been called secular, nor religious.

* GeoModder offers the good general his first free drink (a Leffe).

	10-05-2004 15:22									#88
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Well, in that case, it does not apply to anything (religious and secular being opposites), and there is no problem.

	10-05-2004 15:31									#89
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Well, someone had to word the inconsistency eventually. Have another free drink, general, you earned it.

	10-05-2004 19:21									#90
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i walked right thru customs without answering those questions.