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Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
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I had an Aunt that died a virgin after 25 years of marriage. Kid you not! Of course this was back in the late 60's early 70's. Her mother had given birth to just her and it was such a hard birth that her mother scared the crap out of her and told her how horrible and painful sex was etc. She married a saint of a man and he always respected her and never touched her. After he died we had to take her to the doctor for some test and the doctor came out dumbfounded and asked my mother if she had in fact been married to which she said yes for over 25 years, why? Needless to say after she found out she was the one dumbfounded!

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Now that's an amazing tale.
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Your Uncle was gay
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Tia didn't say her Uncle died a virgin.
He was a legendary cat house frequenter.

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Ah, I see... And you, Sloww, know this how?

Admiration? Writting on the wall?
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Rumor and propaganda.
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I'm afraid where this thread is heading to . . . .

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Got spare money?

Speaking of sluts...

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AAAK! A saintly raccoon! A saintly gay raccoon! We're all done for! Women and transexuals first!
Ben Kenobi is offline Ben Kenobi
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Oct 2002
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quote:

WTG, Japher. My tongue's hard.


Uhh... TMI

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Ludd, are Christian schools supposed to be responsible for teaching children how to have sex?
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That's what he's saying, Ben.
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Eh, I learned elsewhere.

I don't think it is their responsibility.
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quote:
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Do we really want these people reproducing?


Exactly my thoughts. Don't give them sex counseling!
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quote:
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Eh, I learned elsewhere.



So, spill the details already.

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That falls under the category of

"I've not always been a Christian".
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Cause nobody's still told him.

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Oh what the heck...

My mom's a nurse.

This sort of thing is not hard for her to teach.
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Oh damn -- so it wasn't first-hand experience with a special someone during high school.
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Combine the two statements Mr. Fun.

They don't rule each other, and the two together are closer to the truth than each alone.

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Pssst, MrFun, I don't think he means first hand experience with his mother, who was a nurse.

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Pssst, MrFun, I don't think he means first hand experience with his mother, who was a nurse.


I'm certain that he does mean that.



Christians.

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I was making a joke that he had sex as a teenager with a teenage girl during his high school years.
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quote:

I was making a joke that he had sex as a teenager with a teenage girl during his high school years.


'special someone' is not nearly so specific.

Why are you so heterosexist, Mr. Fun?

Ben Kenobi is offline Ben Kenobi
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I don't think he means first hand experience with his mother, who was a nurse.


Hardly.

She still is a nurse.

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Doing your name proud, eh?
 
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