18-05-2004 19:04									#1
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Childless couple told to try sex

quote: A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex. The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests. Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving. A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?". "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate." The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

	18-05-2004 19:05									#2
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I've heard of this happening before.

	18-05-2004 19:06									#3
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No. We're talking about retarded people.

	18-05-2004 19:08									#4
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quote: We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment

A = !A ???
A != A ???
How does that work?

-Jam

	18-05-2004 19:25									#6
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Here I thought everybody knew about sex. After all, we have 15 years doing it all the time, I assumed it was common knowledge.

	18-05-2004 19:42									#7
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oh, geez



more stupid people in this world

	18-05-2004 19:45									#8
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What the **** does this have to do with a 'Christian Education'? The article does not mention Christianity at any point. I am really getting fed up with the anti-christian bigotry of the people on this site.

And I don't even believe this crock of **** anyway. Do you have a more creditable source for this story, or do you believe everything you read on the net?

	18-05-2004 19:47									#9
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Yes -- stupid people go both ways, Rogan.

Those who do not know how to reproduce, and those who have a knee-jerk tendency to throw Christianity in with any kind of sludge they can think of.

	18-05-2004 19:49									#10
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I have a hard time believing these stories. I mean, look how sexualized our society is now, it's almost impossible to avoid. They must have avoided watching TV all their lives, especially considering what can be found on German TV.

	18-05-2004 19:50									#11
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Ludd assumes the position that sex should be taught in school.
If it's a Christian school, it's a Christian fault.

He's an idiot.

	18-05-2004 19:58									#12
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Do we really want these people reproducing?

	18-05-2004 19:59									#13
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NO -- we have enough stupid people on this planet as it is.

	18-05-2004 20:00									#14
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quote: We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment

What's the difference? oh yeah, retards were born that way, religionists choose to be stupid....

	18-05-2004 20:07									#15
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they might as well have been muslims or jews or martians (most likely). not necessarily christians

	18-05-2004 20:12									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Sava religionists choose to be stupid....

Whereas you choose to be an *******...

	18-05-2004 20:15									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Rogan Josh Whereas you choose to be an *******...

yes I do...

and how unCHRISTIAN of you... What would Jesus do? He wouldn't call me an *******. The only worse than a stupid religionist, is a stupid, hypocritical religionist.

	18-05-2004 20:16									#18
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Amen brother Sava.

Turn the other cheek, you hypocrite! Love your frigging enemies!

-Jam

	18-05-2004 20:16									#19
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Poor troll, Ludd. You get points for Rogan biting though. 3/10.

	18-05-2004 20:18									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Sava What would Jesus do? He wouldn't call me an *******.

Kick your arse like he did the money changers?

	18-05-2004 20:22									#21
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Kick your arse like he did the money changers?

yeah right, I'd kick Jesus' ass!

	18-05-2004 20:23									#22
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Liar!

	18-05-2004 20:24									#23
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plus he wouldn't fight back... didn't he just stand there and get beat up in one of the stories?

	18-05-2004 20:32									#24
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Poor troll, Ludd. You get points for Rogan biting though. 3/10.

Come on. Given Rogan's frothing, I'd say the troll merits at least 7/10. That was a pretty good bite.

	18-05-2004 20:42									#25
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Gayest. Thread. Ever.

No, it doesn't make any sense. But neither does most of the posts between this one and the OP.

	18-05-2004 20:44									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist Gayest. Thread. Ever. No, it doesn't make any sense. But neither does most of the posts between this one and the OP.

oh come on, the gay marriage thread is gayer than this one!

	18-05-2004 20:46									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov That was a pretty good bite.

5/10 but no more. The lack of effort keeps it from reaching the heights it would have otherwise.

	18-05-2004 20:47									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Given Rogan's frothing, I'd say the troll merits at least 7/10.

Frothing? Don't get out much, do you....

	18-05-2004 20:47									#29
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5.75???

	18-05-2004 20:51									#30
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc 5/10 but no more. The lack of effort keeps it from reaching the heights it would have otherwise.

I'd say deal, but Rogan's latest post has to push it up to a 5.5/10 at least. That's 2 trolls he's bit in the same thread.