11-06-2004 02:48									#1
	hot or not [six]: self biased retirement thread. Suffering from ads?

previous thread

it all started as more or less a joke. then of course, some big idiot (namely me) has to go and take things entirely too far. the idea? will online friendship communites provide for the next sexual revolution? i then proceeded to put this to the test using several different resources: http://www.myspace.com, http://www.gothicpersonals.com, and http://www.friendster.com. out of roughly two dozen "projects" as i called them, only six ever saw fruition, but i do have some stories to tell... *winks*

so, why is this a retirement thread? there are two main reasons... first and foremost, while i know my hard work is appreciated it's just that: hard work, and to be honest, i don't have the four hours a night i would devote just to chatting up girls so you mooks could have something too look at. don't get me wrong, i've amassed quite the collection that will never be looked at by anyone else's eyes buy mine own, but ultimately, it's still work. i'd rather spend what precious time i have off from my 60-hour a week job relaxing, and not doing something that has become a task.

secondly, as mentioned at least every ten pages or so, i'm not just out to have meaningless sex. i'm indeed looking for miss right, and i'm not going to stop having meaningless sex until i find her. it seems like it would be a good time for the meaningless sex to end for me. about three weeks ago, erin and i made ourselves mutually exclusive. why hunt when the prey comes willingly (and from two hours away) to my door?

does this mean that i will cease all activity in hot or not? of course not. hints have been made, and should further debauchery follow of course i will inform y'all. amd there will be gia posts as i get them. sadly gia's been busy between work and school and left me a little note apolgizing for her abcense. you'll get the occaisional update from me, but i won't be carrying the thread anymore.

so, good luck, apolyton. and happy hunting.

[self versus erin]

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	11-06-2004 02:49									#2
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VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

	11-06-2004 02:50									#3
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[self versus erin]

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	11-06-2004 02:57									#4
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you look like a combination of mel gibson and that foreign guy on perfect strangers

	11-06-2004 02:57									#5
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Good to hear you are looking for a relationship

	11-06-2004 02:58									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer you look like a combination of mel gibson and that foreign guy on perfect strangers

BALKI!

	11-06-2004 02:59									#7
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Well, the best way for these threads to end.

How did you meet Erin?

What makes her special?

	11-06-2004 03:01									#8
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i caught erin in a goth trap of all things. and as i said, i was always looking for a relationship.

and it's the loyalty that she shows me that has thus endeared her to me. she lives two hours from me, yet drives just to see my sorry ass.

	11-06-2004 03:01									#9
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i think we should just use this thread for people to post pictures of themselves with their girlfriends. kind of a fitting end to this hot or not business.

	11-06-2004 03:02									#10
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quote: i caught erin in a goth trap of all things. and as i said, i was always looking for a relationship.

sure... we all know you made that up just to justify being with her now

	11-06-2004 03:05									#11
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quote: and it's the loyalty that she shows me that has thus endeared her to me. she lives two hours from me, yet drives just to see my sorry ass.

Yeah, that's sweet when it works out. I've been on the opposite end of that.

	11-06-2004 03:06									#12
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quote: i caught erin in a goth trap of all things. and as i said, i was always looking for a relationship.

God works in mysterious ways.

	11-06-2004 03:07									#13
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ah... love works in mysterious way...

	11-06-2004 03:08									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer sure... we all know you made that up just to justify being with her now

no.. no.. i would still be out there, slogging the trenches if this wasn't my ultimate aim. god knows there's still enough intrest in the field, but i'm quite content with where i am right now.

	11-06-2004 03:11									#15
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this calls for some music...

quote: [Verse 1] Got somebody she's a beauty Very special really and truly Take good care of me like it's her duty Want you right by my side night and day [Chorus] No lettting go No holding back Because you are my lady When I'm with you its all a that Girl I, am so glad we've dated No letting go No holding back No holding Back no When I'm with you it's all a that All a that [Verse 2] They say good things must come to an end But I'm optimistic about being your friend Though I made you cry by my doings With Keisha and Anisha but that Was back then [Chorus] No lettting go No holding back Because you are my lady When I'm with you its all a that Girl I, am so glad we've dated No letting go No holding back No holding Back no When I'm with you it's all a that All a that [Bridge] Really appreciate you loving me After all that we've been thru Really appreciate you loving me All times,time [Repeat Verse 1] Got somebody she's a beauty Very special really and truly Take good care of me like it's her duty Want you right by my side night and day [Repeat Chorus Till Fade] No lettting go No holding back Because you are my lady When I'm with you its all a that Girl I, am so glad we've dated No letting go No holding back No holding Back no When I'm with you it's all a that All a that

	11-06-2004 03:27									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi Well, the best way for these threads to end.

I second that.

	11-06-2004 04:06									#17
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Something I've got to say to the people other than Self - you know, there are other places online you can see nice girls without hoping for Self to provide them .

	11-06-2004 04:18									#18
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i dont get why you'd want to see girls online? turn off your computers and go outside people!

	11-06-2004 04:22									#19
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Speer, there's the little difference that the girls that are outside may refuse to show anything at all . Especially when confronted by civ-playing geeks who've forgotten to shave for three days.

	11-06-2004 04:27									#20
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quote: refuse to show anything at all

Solver:

Eh, I'll pass on your suggestion, thank you very much.

	11-06-2004 04:46									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Solver Speer, there's the little difference that the girls that are outside may refuse to show anything at all . Especially when confronted by civ-playing geeks who've forgotten to shave for three days.

I've never shaved.

	11-06-2004 04:53									#22
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She's cute Good to know you finally found the relationship you were looking for

	11-06-2004 05:11									#23
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Congratulations.

Just wondering... does she know about the whole hot or not thing?

	11-06-2004 06:07									#24
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Yet?

	11-06-2004 06:40									#25
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Congrats Self, be happy.

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Awesome. Good for you Self. Good for you.

	11-06-2004 09:30									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Aeson Congratulations. Just wondering... does she know about the whole hot or not thing?

with luck, she will never know, as it's not wholly apliccable to her. she was never a project. she just came over to hang out on her way back to her place from syracuse... chemistry was good, and she ended up staying the night. the rest... the rest is me unloading the backlog of pictures i had over a few weeks.

	11-06-2004 12:07									#28
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with luck she will never know...

yeah thats a great idea! put the whole hot or not thing on the internet and then say she'll never know on the internet

great thinking

	11-06-2004 14:47									#29
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Strange, Erin looks like a perfectly norml young woman. That can't be right.

	12-06-2004 01:40									#30
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Excellent end to the "Hot or Not" series.

Congrats self. Don't let her get away from you.


This man salutes you.

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