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DarkCloud
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Jul 2000
time: 05:36
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That's the best standard unix quote:
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"The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." |
Just wondering, some day could we replace some of the non-relevant ones with all-apolyton related quotes?
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On another note- the script for determining how many responses have been made to a news item doesn't seem to be working- it says this thread only had 2 comments to it.
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Great feature! 
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Here's some new quote submissions:
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There are only 10 kinds of different people....., those who can read binary numbers and those who can't.
-- Alva
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Nuclear War Forum Game
Round 3 - Petition to rename the game nuclear buddies.
The most interesting thing to happen this round was a slip up whereby someone accidentally used what I presume to be their DL to send in the orders. My lips are sealed, however.
-- Dr Spike
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Nuclear War
Round 4
"DC opened fire on Ljcvetko, using his stockpile to take him down to 1 city. The rest is quite delicious. Smiley sent 1 to -tko, eliminating him, and 1 to Theben. Theben, expecting retaliation from Smiley, deflected to him. However, DC also sabotaged Theben's orders, leaving him defenceless. As luck (?) would have it, NM also sent 4 nukes Theben's way, more than enough to eliminate him."
-- DrSpike
It's hilarious he even remotely thinks its luck
--  Smiley
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I meant "board" rather than forum, which is relevant considering the board at the top of that list is really a collection of 500 odd forums melded together with dark magic.
-- Skanky Burns (on gamespy's forums)
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That list makes me feel like far less of a dork. There is truly nothing more pathetic than a mammoth hebrew forum devoted to poor quality argentine television; or an anime roleplaying forum where more than half a million people talk about how they'd like to tentacle-rape sailor-suited schoolgirls. Compared to those guys we're the supercool studmuffins of the internet
-- Frustrated Poet
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On someone possessing over 1000 arrows in Baldur's Gate
Hell, you should be seeking out situations where you can use up some of those arrows.
p1: "Hey, look. A button. Shall I press it?"
p2: "No, lets press it by shooting an arrow into it!"
p1: "We need to mark which caves we have gone down."
p2: "Ok, lets shoot arrows into the ground!"
p1: "We could always use this chalk to dr..."
p2: "Arrows it is! Fire away!"
-- Skanky Burns
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Why Apolyton was slow. (While MarkG was in the army)
"he is recruting members for his radio and civ's cites , .....
no wonder the server is slow , he is bringing in his whole platoon , then his battalion and by the time he leaves he has an entire Greek regiment on poly , .....
that explains it , why did we not think about this before , ....
have a nice day in the army"
--panag
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Now you're just wasting precious monitor-ink!
-- Asher
have a nice day
-- panag
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Isn`t it strange that Poly is beaten by a Jewish site worshipping argentinian soap opera
-- obstructor (commenting on forums with the most members)
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i dont think the world is ready for 120x120 avatars
--MarkG
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"If panag helped someone with its posts it was purely accidental, its posts were randomly put together strings of words by an artificial intelligence simulation program.
"Programmed Artificial Notations And Garbage" is what I think it stood for.
-- Ghengis Farb
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So wait, let me get this straight. . . . You don't have any users, so you want us to come over there and talk to each other . . . even though we're already talking to each other here and now.
-- Chegitz Guevara to a recruiter from another forum.
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"Our words are backed by empty wine bottles"
- Scouse Git (2)
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"Did I say 'invade'? I meant 'pre-emptive defensive intervention'."
-- Theben
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"Cyrion said exactly what I thought - the thread title is alas true. I had hoped that it was a nonsense tale about his being defeated at Prince level but how likely was that?
A deity-level player, and to judge from the small insight given into his personality by the posts he made here, a deity-level person too. This is a sad loss for the entire on-line Civ community and more particularly for Liverpool's Git community.
I feel sure that SG(2) will respawn in a prime 4-special river location, a far better place than here."
-- Duke o' york (on Scouse Git(2)'s untimely demise)
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"aww, i wanted to sign up as HARDMAN and troll...but your forums are down for an hour...
...oh well, your loss..."
-- orange (insulting a person who spammed apolyton to get others to join his r0X0ring F0rUmZ.)
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Admite it Fez. We spammers give you something to focus your energy on
-- Oerdin
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Yes. Update to follow after I eat.
-- DrSpike
the eternal question: guns versus butter.
-- Smiley
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have a nice spam free day
-- panag
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SKYWALKER: I thought panag was the undisputed champion of spam...
PANAG: hi ,
......... said the pot to the kettle .......
have a nice spam free day
--Skywalker and Panag
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Rename your forum "FREE SEX AND BEER".
If you build it, they will come.
-- SuperSneak gives advice on someone starting a new forum.
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I was foolish enough to use the same username what I've used in every major forums.
I'm ashamed now for wasting my time publicly
-- Tuomerehu is embarrassed about registering at a crappy forum.
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If you like these- I have tons more
(Saving all those old threads is finally paying off!
I also have some gems from other forums of mine: example-
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Firstly I wasn't the one who banned him (I just added the registration IP block), but anyhow there is nothing wrong with banned people being online, even if I'd think they'd find it boring watching no access screens.
-- Paul (from philosophyforums.com)
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[05/03|19:51] Wax Maybe there should be a semantics forum.
[05/03|20:12] Paul But I'd never be able to find a title and description for such a forum that everyone would agree on.
-- Paul and Wax (from philosophyforums.com)
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According to the FAA, the propeller blade didn't break off, it was just a case of "uncontained blade liberation." |
You think that's bad? "Crash" is "premature impact with terrain".
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DarkCloud
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Jul 2000
time: 05:36
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SKYWALKER- I thought panag was the undisputed champion of spam...
IMRAN SIDDIQUI- hi,
not really
have a nice day
-- Skywalker and Imran |
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"I'm just wondering if theres some unwritten rule that you must continously harass a settler once hes arrived on Apolyton?
I post in the OT and suddenly a huge barrage of "DL" came. I know this means double-login, but I thought it was a forum joke, not tar and feathers to scare newbies away."
-- PolishPatriot |
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Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..."
-- Fez |
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You'll probably get your liberal indoctrination from your professors. Most conservatives are too money-oriented to stoop to taking teaching positions in colleges.
-- Zkribbler
Which is why they run things in this country.
-- MichaeltheGreat |
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Dungeons and Dragons Humor
Dude, he's got a sword.
What a sissy monk.
-- General Ludd |
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Brian: "I haven't taken any hallucinogens for several hours now."
Randy: "This is the kind of dedication we like to see in our employees here at ISA. Everyone should take note."
-- Thief 3 development team
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If you're going to build a phallic object, give it girth!
-- Asher
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"Rah: Another rule of thumb. If the post takes up the whole screen (full, not spaces) when posted, it's harder to be accused of spamming. Effort is always taken into account.
Locutus: Which is bad news if you post in a forum where I'm a mod, since my screen is 1600x1200"
-- Rah and Locutus |
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"MarkG
10-01-1999 19:25 This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click HERE"
-- Apolyton Forums |
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"Sim games have their own genre, boredom building. Your boredom builds up for 2 hours, then you win."
-- DrSpike |
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"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
-- Wilensky
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Plus, many of mine(posts) are from doing the paperwork in the Ban Log.
-- Ming
That system is a corrupt as a cop being paid on commision for writing tickets.
-- Alva
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and this is just amusing-
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"This is no time for making new enemies."
-- Voltaire (On being asked to renounce the Devil, on his deathbed)
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23-06-2004 00:38
Is this really appropriate for this place? Maybe at least add *when* I am finally going to have a love affair? 
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I love the funny ones 
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