01-07-2004 09:56									#31
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One of the dragon ball z movies

	01-07-2004 09:59									#32
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how about the attack of the killer tomatoes?

	01-07-2004 10:25									#33
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Highlander 2

	01-07-2004 11:38									#34
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http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...&s=dvd&n=507846

Despiser

This has to be one of the cheesiest movies I have ever seen. It makes Dr. Who's special effects look cutting edge.

	01-07-2004 11:45									#35
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Blues Brothers 2000

While the music is the best you can get, and some (not many) scenes are quite funny, the script is just awful.

	01-07-2004 11:55									#36
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Beowulf with Christopher Lambert

	01-07-2004 12:10									#37
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I've watched that.

	01-07-2004 13:56									#38
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Asterix and Obelix the Movie
Soapdish
and another vote for Battlefield Earth

	01-07-2004 14:57									#39
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Howard the Duck

Dunno if it's out on DVD, though

	01-07-2004 16:18									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka starship troopers 2. It was horrible. I cried and couldn't watch it no more than 15 minutes and I'm not even kidding.

I thought the original was bad enough (many disagree with me on this one, but I say it was utter sh*te). But anyway - Pearl Harbour? There was this other awful film I remember seeing once, I will try and remember it's name...

	01-07-2004 16:57									#41
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Vercingetorix (aka Druids), also with Christopher Lambert

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0199481/

	01-07-2004 17:11									#42
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Worst movie I ever saw; unfortunately only available on VHS. Or maybe that's a good thing...

The Ice Pirates

	01-07-2004 17:58									#43
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Lord of the Rings (1978 animated version)

	01-07-2004 18:17									#44
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quote: Originally posted by LTEC! how about the attack of the killer tomatoes?

Thats a great film!

I'm gonna suggest 'Ishtar' but I thought it was longer than it actually is (107 min). Maybe it just seems that way! Plus, some people actually like it.

I recently saw 'Timeline'. This movie is a stinker of the worst kind. The book is by Michael Crichton, and there is enough interesting ideas in the movie to get a hint that the book is good but the movie is complete drivel. The main characters are archeologists going back through a wormhole to a battle near the end of the hundred years war. Given they're occupations you'd think there would be SOME attempt to have historical accuracy for ****s sake. My wife was supremely pissed off by my constant *****ing throughout the movie.

	01-07-2004 18:51									#45
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Priscilla Queen of the Dessert

I've traded this back and forth with my Brother in Law numerous times.

	01-07-2004 18:53									#46
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One thing I forgot to mention is that my brother has judgment when it comes to picking movies, and so he's already seen Howard the Duck, Ice Pirates, and Beowulf, among others. That's why I've mostly gotten him obscure movies in the past. (I don't think there's much chance that he saw a straight-to-DVD sequel to a film that made him weep, though.)

	01-07-2004 19:03									#47
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quote: Vercingetorix (aka Druids), also with Christopher Lambert

AHHH!!! The HORROR! I've actually seen part of that. DAMN YOU for mentioning it. I'd managed to blot it out!



Loin, odd gift-giving tradition you have.

Battlefield Earth is a safe option, considering what you seem to be shooting for. It's really, really, REALLY bad, but it won't cause permanent damage.

-Arrian

	01-07-2004 19:05									#48
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fantasy missino force

Jon Miller

	01-07-2004 19:20									#49
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quote: Originally posted by Arrian AHHH!!! The HORROR! I've actually seen part of that. DAMN YOU for mentioning it. I'd managed to blot it out!

It's just awful, isn't it? There's not a good thing about it. From actors and dialogue to the sword fights, the accents, the clothes and hairstyles, everything is horrible of horribles. But the worst part is how it actually looked pretty decent when you just read the premise. I'm lucky I caught it on TV and didn't feel obliged to sit it through to the end, having not payed any money for it.

	01-07-2004 19:21									#50
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Two words, loinburger:

Capricorn One.

	01-07-2004 19:22									#51
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Another suggestion, if you can find it on DVD:

G.I. Bro
If you're a Kraut, he'll take you out!

starring Fred "The Hammer" Williamson

	01-07-2004 19:49									#52
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Are we trying to make your brother kill himself? There are movies I'd suggest if that were the case.

	01-07-2004 19:58									#53
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If they're anything like Videodrome, then I'm not touching them with a ten foot pole.

	01-07-2004 20:06									#54
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SPARKLE

	01-07-2004 20:11									#55
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any MST3k DVD. It will have the original movie and the MSTied version.

	01-07-2004 20:15									#56
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quote: Asterix and Obelix the Movie

Gotta second this one (the live action one). It was horrifically bad, despite having a good number of big name actors and the songs, the songs .

	01-07-2004 20:56									#57
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The Mangler (I think they even made a sequal)

Freeway 2 (the first one is good, not the second)

	02-07-2004 04:07									#58
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I recall seeing a truly cheesetacular American made for t.v. film with Lee Majors playing a Viking, who goes to Vinland/Markland/North America to rescue some captive Norsemen held prisoner by Native Americans.

I think I knew it was going to be a dreck fest when he referred to a fellow Viking as Budge-orn, as in, 'Bjorn'.
There were also plentiful Paris Hilton bad hair day wigs.

I seem to recall they also had a token mute Moor, possibly played by an ex-American football player.

Might have been Jim Brown.

I wish I could remember the name of the film, because 'twas very bad indeed.

Ah! 'The Norseman' !

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/click...age=3&rid=13698

What was the Mariah Carey film called?

	02-07-2004 04:29									#59
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I see you are looking for horror movies.

Well the Mangler I mentioned above fits that bill. They even sacrifice virgins in the movie. What more could you want. it's supposedly based of some Stephen King short story.

Another stephen King stinker:

Sleepwalkers

	02-07-2004 04:50									#60
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Spiderman.