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Heresson
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of frogs
Jun 2000
time: 06:35
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quote:
Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I had never thought of myself as such, after all. I mean, I have standards, perhaps even relatively high ones.
But tonight... 
In preparation for my move, I wanted to sell my bed. It's only a year old, is in great condition, so why not? I posted an ad on Craig's List last week, and got some prompt responses. The first person was a guy who lived in the same neighborhood who had his own van that he could use to transport it, so I figured he was the best bet for a painless transfer.
Well, he came by tonight to check it out and take it away (if he wanted it). He had sounded a bit gay to me on the phone, and when he arrived I noticed he was kinda cute.
He thought the bed was fine, and... started flirting heavily with me. I mean, quite obvious. Well, what am I going to do?
So I gave him his first test run on the bed. And then he took the bed with him when we were done. Now there's a first for me.  |
Publish it on some xxx site...
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molly bloom
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Lundenwic
Oct 2001
time: 15:35
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quote:
Originally posted by Pekka
Does gay sex leave lots of skidmarks in the bed? |
Yes, if you do it right.
Good grief Pekka, what a strange man you are.
Do you get skidmarks from oral sex and handjobs? If so, you must be a very mucky puppy indeed.
Gay sex isn't just about anal penetrative sex- you can do all sorts of things, just like with a lady person, only with gay men one of the people involved isn't usually thinking of shopping, or car pooling, or wondering if he's managed to get in yet (three real quotes from women friends relating their crap sex experiences).
By the way, Boris, a woman friend of mine from school had sex with a man who turned up to install some kitchen cupboards.
She thought he looked hot in his overalls, so they went at it like Jessica Lange and Jack Nicholson on the kitchen table in 'The Postman Always Rings Twice...'
So it's not just the homocistas who have Ever Ready underwear, it's some ladysistas too.
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15-08-2004 10:48
So, yes, for some people penetration could be all that sex is about, but actually I know many gays who say they don't have anal sex at all. I don't usually do it with my boyfriend either. So there's really no way you can be sure of what kind of sex Boris and his prospective bed buyer had 
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