15-08-2004 09:08									#1
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I had never thought of myself as such, after all. I mean, I have standards, perhaps even relatively high ones.

But tonight...

In preparation for my move, I wanted to sell my bed. It's only a year old, is in great condition, so why not? I posted an ad on Craig's List last week, and got some prompt responses. The first person was a guy who lived in the same neighborhood who had his own van that he could use to transport it, so I figured he was the best bet for a painless transfer.

Well, he came by tonight to check it out and take it away (if he wanted it). He had sounded a bit gay to me on the phone, and when he arrived I noticed he was kinda cute.

He thought the bed was fine, and... started flirting heavily with me. I mean, quite obvious. Well, what am I going to do?

So I gave him his first test run on the bed. And then he took the bed with him when we were done. Now there's a first for me.

	15-08-2004 09:12									#4
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You know, Boris, in the straight world deals are sealed with a handshake

	15-08-2004 09:13									#5
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Hands and shaking were involved, yes.

	15-08-2004 09:15									#7
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Hope he paid cash. Would hate to have the check bounce, too.

See: Erica Jong, the "zipless ****"

	15-08-2004 09:19									#8
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Money order, which feels even stranger...

	15-08-2004 09:19									#9
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The important question is, did he pay a little "extra"?

	15-08-2004 09:20									#10
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The tip I got wasn't in cash, no.

	15-08-2004 09:37									#11
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Were you gay before tonight?

This is why I don't sleep on beds, by the way.

	15-08-2004 09:40									#12
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No, I was turned gay a long time ago by the Communists.

	15-08-2004 09:41									#13
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Wiglaf for president

Jon Miller

	15-08-2004 09:41									#14
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Oh, and Boris, I will probably be arround Christmas time (in OR), so if you want to have a poly meet (since you wanted one in NY) we can have one

Jon Miller

	15-08-2004 09:44									#15
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Ok, but I won't need to be selling a bed at that point. I hope.

	15-08-2004 09:49									#16
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a few other apolytoners are up there too (a few who I haven't seen post in a while)

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	15-08-2004 09:50									#17
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Interesting fact: The Pacific Northwest has the highest ratio of serial killers in the U.S. Food for thought.

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it's the water

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No, it's the trees.

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So how old was he, and who did he have to kill to warrant needing a new bed?

	15-08-2004 09:56									#21
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I don't know how old he was. Seemed to be about my age, perhaps a couple years younger.

And I don't care who he killed, as he didn't kill me. Literally, that is.

	15-08-2004 09:58									#22
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I don't find this to be that funny. Pretty dangerous behavior to be engaging in. Hopefully protection was used, but even that doesn't mitigate much of the danger.

	15-08-2004 10:00									#23
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Fortunately, your opinion about anybody else's sex life isn't worth much to anyone but, well, yourself. If that.

	15-08-2004 10:01									#24
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He has a point.

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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten I don't find this to be that funny. Pretty dangerous behavior to be engaging in. Hopefully protection was used, but even that doesn't mitigate much of the danger.

(read: "why can't I get laid...just once")

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quote: Originally posted by Kuciwalker He has a point.

Not really. I doubt, had it been a situation where a guy had done the same thing to a hot chick, he'd have complained. There'd have been high fives all around. He just has an axe to to grind, which is par for the course.

I prefer another sort of grind!

	15-08-2004 10:05									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Asher (read: "why can't I get laid...just once")

I read it more has his being angry that some other man had his hands all over me. Seemed like a typical act of jealousy.

	15-08-2004 10:05									#28
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I have the potential to be a slut, I just don't follow through.

I had the (mis)fortune of going to a HomoHop tonight with a couple friends: our boyfriends were both 18 so couldn't get into the regular clubs (19+). So the HomoHop was a regular club, but sans alcohol that night, so minors could get in.

It was both disturbing and/or satisfying to be stared at/hit on by boys as young as 14, around my age, and apparently around 60 years old.

All the demographics want me, what can I say.

	15-08-2004 10:07									#29
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quote: Not really. I doubt, had it been a situation where a guy had done the same thing to a hot chick, he'd have complained.

I've done a similar thing to a chick when drunk and have regretted it ever since. A stupid risk on my part and not something I hope to ever do again.

	15-08-2004 10:08									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Asher All the demographics want me, what can I say.

Must be that big "MS" badge you wear on your jeans. Guys like men with a big...portfolio!