15-08-2004 19:00									#91
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NO! Gay people only enjoy penetrative sex, and they do it with anyone, anywhere and any time, and they are evil!1 But ok, I don't threadjack anymore, I was just wondering if gay sex leaves skidmarks or not.

	15-08-2004 19:03									#92
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Pekka's right. I think I'm going to lie on my bed now and wait for a wandering gay man to come and bugger me.

	15-08-2004 19:03									#93
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka NO! Gay people only enjoy penetrative sex, and they do it with anyone, anywhere and any time, and they are evil!1 But ok, I don't threadjack anymore, I was just wondering if gay sex leaves skidmarks or not.

Try it

	15-08-2004 19:04									#94
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Kuciwalker, yeah I suppose the next question from you is 'I can show you'. No thanks, I like you but not that much. I trust the gay people of Apolyton can tell the answer. OH and it doesnt' have to be Boris. Come on gay man, answer the questioN!

	15-08-2004 19:07									#95
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Do you really want an answer Pekka? reeeeeaaaaly? Knowing that an answer may destroy everything you have come to know and value in life?

	15-08-2004 19:08									#96
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well it's either yes or no. I'm prepared for it.. I'm ready!

	15-08-2004 19:10									#97
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I'll tell you later. Busy looking at porn atm.

	15-08-2004 19:11									#98
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I'll take that as a Yes then.

	15-08-2004 19:16									#99
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You can pick between two annoying parent like anwers:

Go ask molly

or

I'll tell you when you're older.

	15-08-2004 19:19									#100
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This is a load of rubbish. Why, I read almost exactly the same story in last weeks' Gay Times magazine

	15-08-2004 19:21									#101
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Why is that I'm reminded of the HBO Show Six Feet Under

	15-08-2004 19:29									#102
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C'mon, the Poly gays are way lamer than the SFU plonkers.

	15-08-2004 19:52									#103
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka DO you honestly think Boris and the bed shopper were doing heavy petting? Honestly now, they were doing the wild stuff I'm sure.

See, people assume things all the time...

Startling revelation of the day: no, we didn't have anal sex. I am not a big fan of it, actually. And I never do it on a hookup--I've only done it in dating situations. We confined ourselves to the other realms of wild and wonderful gay sex.

Gay sex doesn't tend to be any messier than straight sex. In fact, in my experience, it's not as messy.

	15-08-2004 19:56									#104
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Interesting fact: The Pacific Northwest has the highest ratio of serial killers in the U.S. Food for thought.

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That's because serial killers are mostly white, and that's the whitest part of the U.S., so you're gonna have a few more there.

	15-08-2004 19:58									#105
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No, it's because there are so many trees to hide behind, duh.

	15-08-2004 20:00									#106
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Gay sex doesn't tend to be any messier than straight sex. In fact, in my experience, it's not as messy.

Babies rarely claw their way into the world nine months after gay sex for example.

Births are like watching the sick combination of Aliens and ER.

	15-08-2004 20:05									#108
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Well, that's an after-effect. I was referring to the immediate effects.

Male ejaculation - easily contained (usually)
Female ejaculation - eeew!

	15-08-2004 20:05									#109
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Gay sex doesn't tend to be any messier than straight sex. In fact, in my experience, it's not as messy.

Yeah, but santorum is way grosser.

	15-08-2004 20:09									#110
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Yeah, but santorum is way grosser.

Dan Savage rawks.

	15-08-2004 20:12									#112
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OK.. well, I think straight sex is pretty messy anyway. No answer for the skidmark question from anyoen though, but I think I can live without knowing it.

	15-08-2004 20:16									#113
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You'd be a good salesman Boris..what service you give

	15-08-2004 20:17									#114
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quote: Originally posted by alva You'd be a good salesman Boris..what service you give

It's all about perks for the customers.

	15-08-2004 20:17									#115
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quote: Originally posted by Asher I have the potential to be a slut, I just don't follow through. I had the (mis)fortune of going to a HomoHop tonight with a couple friends: our boyfriends were both 18 so couldn't get into the regular clubs (19+). So the HomoHop was a regular club, but sans alcohol that night, so minors could get in. It was both disturbing and/or satisfying to be stared at/hit on by boys as young as 14, around my age, and apparently around 60 years old. All the demographics want me, what can I say.

Enjoy it, it will end soon.

	15-08-2004 20:44									#116
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns You're getting head while browsing Poly? Seriously dude, your priorities are somewhat messed up there.

Heheh. Heh.

	15-08-2004 20:49									#117
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Mhhey! Myou prmmthed myou mwouldn't tmell mthem maboumt mthat!

	15-08-2004 22:05									#119
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TMI

	16-08-2004 00:45									#120
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka NO! Gay people only enjoy penetrative sex, and they do it with anyone, anywhere and any time, and they are evil!1 But ok, I don't threadjack anymore, I was just wondering if gay sex leaves skidmarks or not.

Why would it?


What do you do with your ladyfriends (inflatable or otherwise) that means this is a regular or predictable occurrence for you?




On second thoughts, don't answer.

In any case, you shouldn't assume that just because your bedroom repertoire focusses on Pekka's pecker and places to hide it that everyone (gay or heterosexual) operates in the same fashion.





And clearly from the homocista sampling (admittedly not very broad in this thread) playing hide the sausage does not exist as some ultimate inevitable goal of gay sex.

See, we're even stranger than Finns (except for the gay Finns, but they're normal).