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SKILORD
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Live free or Die
Mar 2002
time: 05:23
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I will be joining as Governor Rutlidge of South Carolina.
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SKILORD
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Live free or Die
Mar 2002
time: 05:23
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The Charleston Patriot
Governor Rutlidge officially supports Jefferson for Presidency
Governor Rutlidge made it clear in a news conference Saturday that he would be putting the State's full support behind Virginia Native Thomas Jefferson in the upcoming elections.
"His emphasis of state sovreignity and his support of the farming lifestyle of South Carolina really makes him the only candidate for Carolinians" said the governor.
When asked about rumors that he himself would be running he replied "The New Yorkers cost Hamilton, who had genuine national support, the election by making his home state a battleground for him. I see no reason that the South should not support Mr. Jefferson."
"Mr. Jefferson emphasises personal Liberty over security, I believe that my friend Mr. Franklin put it best when he said that 'They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.'"
S. Carolinian Police Forces Substantiated
Governor Rutliodge signed a spending bill in on monday authorizing the spending of 5 credits on Internal Security in order to enforce "Those laws that the people of South Carolina desire."
Militia Substantially Built up
Five Thousand elite troops have recently been placed throughout the state.
Transportation Invested in
With the official creation of State Highway 1, running from Richmond to Petersburg the Governor has declared a plan to build up Virginias transportation.
"I'll be spending about 8 of my treasury on it this turn," quothe he.
Trade Possibilities?
Such states as New York, Virginia and North Carolina have been propositioned by Virginia GOvernor Harry Lee about the possibilities of trade going on. The Governor has lately officially suspended all excise taxes in accordance with the new constitution.
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bipolarbear
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of Persia and the Communist Party of Apolyton
Feb 2004
time: 22:23
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Faux News
The new governmental syndicate which has largely taken over Persia in the name of the people called the Persian United People's and Person's Excellent Tyranny or P.U.P.P.E.T. has decided to officially announce once and for all, that there are various long haired, and sandal clad crackers inside of the Persian borders who appear to be opposing the possibly upcoming war with people of a British persuasion.
They have been holding sittings, protests, and, most vile of all, stink ins. A stink in is where a group of such dirty miscreants do a form of sit in, only they intentionally don't shower or light any of their nag champa scented incense. The result is a bunch of crappy poems read to the constant strumming of poorly tuned acoustic guitar, and worst of all, the stench!!!!!
This is a great distraction to both the PHART, and the PUPPET factions of Persia's government, and has thus slightly stagnated the system.
One high ranking official in the PUPPET, Vladimir LaThorpowitz was quoted as saying "No comment." but it was really profound and kind of creepy how he said it all condescending and ominous, I guess it was more one of those you-had-to-be-there kinds of moments.
Another official employee of PUPPET, Vincent Comerchero, the famed Persian historian, and head master of the micro janitorial arts dept. at PUPPET said, "It is truly a scourge sent upon us, as the plagues by that Moses guy here. We have hardly been able to keep our composure enough to experience a full work day in the presence of sobriety here." The self proclaimed car czar went off on a long winded ramble about how it was entirely unproductive for these retro bohemians to be wasting there time "Stanking up the place". At one point during the interview, Comerchero leaned out of the window of his office in the boiler room of the PUPPET HQ and yelled at the protesters to "Move b***h, git out tha way!"
All of this chicanery as brought about the plea from PUPPET to its fellow states to please supply them with clothes pins or ear plug that are nostril sized, so that they may be able to function properly in the running of Persia.
In other news, Persian people have nominated their own shoe in for El Presidente of the new USA. Juan Kerry!!!!!!!!!! The former leader of Mexico, in the future (don’t ask) was known for benevolently leading the great nation against the fascist and generally poopy faced empires of China, and everyone else who wouldn’t let Mexico have nukes.
Feminist majority leader Jamie T. Kirk has decreed that unless the newly congealed candidate changes his stance on Measure 444 (the measure which declares that only women who were a y chromosome at birth are allowed to have any rights) that she and her legions of women who look like femmy men will do something that won’t be good.
“We haven’t really even sat down and had a meeting about what it is we’ll do yet, but at the water cooler, and in line at the bagel shop, we keep saying its gonna be big.” But just ho big? No one can tell until self proclaimed white guy Juan Kerry makes his rebuttal on super MONSTER TRUCK TUESDAY live-in Boston on Pay per view!
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