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Curumbor Elendil
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of Númenor
Nov 1999
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And so the long-awaited sequel begins, with something of a bang, if that is
possible for 1x1x...
Murray Rothbard ascended the throne of an unusually enlightened Despotism as
Supreme Anarch of the Libertarian civilization. Situated in the fertile Indus tidal
plain, the first villagers established the city of Liberty, which in Libertarian
sounds like "Ahmadabad." Soon thereafter Freedom was founded, which sounds like
"New Delhi."
The Libertarians swiftly became great horsemen and rode out upon the plains of
Central Asia, becoming the world's explorers. Libertarian travellers established
fruitful contact with an Egyptian civilization founding cities in northern Arabia,
Roman tribes migrating into Asia Minor, a blossoming Chinese civilization on the
banks of the Yangtze, and, eventually, a Siberian Japanese civilization and a
group of people calling themselves "Falcons" on the steppes of the Volga.
Peaceful by nature, the Libertarians signed peace treaties with all these mighty
empires and soon entered alliances with the Romans, Chinese, and Japanese.
This grand alliance is committed to fair play in the world but is mildly concerned
about the overwhelming dominance of the Egyptians to date, who have
surpassed the Libertarians in their explorations.
Rumor tells also of a civilization calling itself simply "MLB," located, according to
legend, in Southern Africa, where they speak in stutters, so they say (hence
the tribal name).
The Libertarians found many willing supporters in the wilds of the world, and the
Libertarian army was swelled with ever greater ranks of horsemen, until the
empire had, we conjecture, by far the largest army in the world. A few new
cities were also established: Ulan Bator in Outer Mongolia, Kathmandu in the
Himalayas, and Calcutta in the fertile Bengal. Nevertheless, growth has been
slow, and the empire has as yet no marvelous wonders of civilizational
accomplishment to its credit.
Here is the layout of the world as Libertarian cartographers currently conceive it
(code: white--romans/slowwhand; dark blue--falcons/finbar;
yellow--egyptians/suas333; green--japanese/berzerker; light
blue--chinese/dangime; purple--libertarians/elendil;
orange--carthaginians/war4ever)
And here is a graphical representation of the relative powers of the world's
civilizations.
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Curumbor Elendil
jason.sorens@yale.edu
ICQ 56126989
<font size=1 face=Arial color=444444>[This message has been edited by Curumbor Elendil (edited April 14, 2000).]</font>
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suas333
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Brooklyn, NY, U.S
Feb 2000
time: 05:12
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The World According to the Egyptian Owls:
The Beginning:
The Owls flew quickely from the start. Huts became units and the top half of Africa was quickely secured.
Foreign Affairs:
Libertarian Indians and Romans had both reached Mesopotamia as the Owls were coming in, and peace treaties were established
South Africans were contacted near the halfway mark in Africa soon after the Mesopotamian affairs. With little great resources in Africa, an alliance was made without many details of borders.
As the Owls expanded, the world seemed to grow more hostile.
Treaties, Borders, and Reputaion:
In a 7 civilization world, the Owls seeked to have better relations with everyone.
The first treaties came in Mesopatamia. Although there was fertile land in Mesopotamia, the Romans and Indians both seemed to be heading that way. Rather than be in the middle of conflict, the Owls make a formal treaty with the Indians. Egyptian Owls, held on to Saudi Arabia, and the area immediatey after the Suas canal, while withdrawing from the rest of Mesopotamia. In a few years, all were withdrawn to Africa, except a lone horseman who ventured into the Russia and the Far East.
Owls then seeked to have good relations with their closest neighbor, the South Africans. After the request for alliance and assistence, the Owls proclamed the OAS, Organization of African States. South Africans were given key techs and a workable border was set up dividing North and South Africa. The future of African civs was also discussed.
Hopefully the world will trust the Egyptian Owls. We have brought up the idea of a World Alliance, or United Nations, but not many were in favor. Perhaps everyone will reconcider.
suas the great
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The frugal Japanese discovered the splendid art of pottery before establishing a formal civilization - and upon settling, almost immediately began building what we call "The Hanging Gardens". The varied plant life adorning the grandiose architecture has indeed provided our citizens with great pleasure, but the creation of this magnificent artiface has taken resources away from further expansion.
But we now hope to make up for this delay by venturing eastward - travelers have spread rumors of fruited plains and majestic mountains lying somewhere far to the east across the great water. According to the rumors, the land is vacant and awaiting our settlers and horsemen. The Wonder we have built will provide our future, distant family members great happiness in that one day they will come home and see the magnificent structure.
To our south, the mighty Chinese empire has grown beyond our imagination - and we have met strange peoples in the land of the great lake we call Baikal, preaching something they call 'Karachi'. We translate this word to mean 'inner-peace', but they have also spoken of a vast empire far to the west, called 'Egypt'. Smaller civilizations are rumored to be even farther to our west - we hope one day to trade with all these peoples.
Already, the Chinese and these 'Libertarians' (as they call themselves) are in the process of building a road for caravans to travel back and forth from the east and distant lands in the west - they call it 'The Silk Road'. They tell us this road will one day reach a great western sea which we are told boarders the home of these Egyptians.
<font size=1 face=Arial color=444444>[This message has been edited by berzerker (edited March 31, 2000).]</font>
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suas333
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Brooklyn, NY, U.S
Feb 2000
time: 05:12
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Libertarian,
Yes, its been peaceful so far but land is definately limited even already. Please settle Mesopotamia as not to tempt the Owls or Rome, so far it seems you haven't headed that way.
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finbar
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Castiglion Fiorentino, Italy
Jan 1970
time: 06:12
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PRESS RELEASE (release embargoed until someone gets around to writing it)
"JO JO ZEP RE-FORMS FALCONS IN LONG-AWAITED RETURN TO DANISH MUSIC SCENE"
Legendary Danish rocker Jo Jo Zep, the only Dane to have topped the charts in the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s, emerged from his self-imposed exile in Lapland to reiterate his claims that Buddy Holly, the Beatles, Marc Bolan and T-Rex, David Bowie and Oasis had plagarised, respectively, "Peggy Sue", "Elanor Rigby", "Metal Guru", "Let's Dance" and "Wonderwall" from his 1952 Danish chart-topper "Have Another Elephant Beer On Me".
With the extended re-mix dance version of "Have Another, Etc" under his arm, Jo Jo looked around him. And saw darkness. "What the - ?", he muttered to himself. In English, of course, having taught ABBA every word of English they knew. Even if they couldn't get their Nordic tongues around the word "the", leaving "The Winner Takes It All" to come across as something approaching "Ze Winner Takes It All".
Darkness? Jo Jo was briefly befuddled. Until his manager - Hagar the Horrible - explained to him that he was entering a whole new world. That past chart success was precisely that - past. On the world stage, he was, now, nothing. Somewhere out there in the darkness were 6 other recording artists with whom he had to compete for chart success.
Jo Jo thought briefly. Jo Jo never thought more than briefly. Chemical ingestion had seen to that.
"Okay", he decided, "I'll re-form the Falcons and give it a shot".
In scenes familiar to anyone who's seen "The Blues Brothers" - plagarised from his life, Jo Jo would insist - he found the various members of the Falcons and persuaded them to re-form.
Pledges of moral and decent behaviour were sought from the various Falcons, for this whole new world - according to Hagar the Horrible - was very different to the worlds they'd known before. This world would revolve around good manners and diplomacy. The Falcons - whose idea of a good time was turning a moose inside out - thought briefly. Even more briefly than Jo Jo, for their chemical ingestion had far exceeded his.
"Uhm", said the Falcons. Which passed for agreement. In fact, it passed for everything. It had to. It was the full extent of their vocabulary.
Thus Jo Jo Zep and the Falcons meandered into the darkness.
Not before Jo Jo, typically greedy, made a very stupid decision. On the spur of the moment, registering two particularly juicy specials, tried to gather them both into his first recording studio. And built the damn studio in a tree! Which about sums up much of Jo Jo's career. If there's been a stupid step to take, Jo Jo has taken it.
As a result, the Falcons' career growth was far slower than it needed to be. The story of their various careers through the decades, indeed.
Regardless, Jo Jo pushed on. Soon, he met up with a wandering Roman muso, a lute under his arm. Jo Jo wondered how a lute went over in a stadium gig. Until he recalled this was a whole new world. Electricity was yet to be discovered. Oh well, guessed Jo Jo, the lute would work well in an unplugged context.
Anyway, peace was made with the Roman muso and, later, with another muso from a band called the Libertarians, who carried something akin to a sitar. Resisting the urge to insist to the Libertarian muso that Ravi Shankar had, in fact, plagarised his 60s classic "Meaningless Plucking", Jo Jo found the Libertarian chappie a pleasant enough chap; pleasant enough, in fact, to exchange maps of their respective recording studios.
Thus Jo Jo was enlightened. That being a relative term for Jo Jo.
Still, it appeared that there were numerous bands in this big new world with even more numerous recording studios already built. And, doubtless, more to come.
Jo Jo looks forward immensely to meeting and making music with these various bands.
END PRESS RELEASE (for further information, contact Hagar the Horrible, Exclusive Management of Jo Jo Zep & The Falcons)
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finbar
Mono Rules!
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suas333
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Brooklyn, NY, U.S
Feb 2000
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ok, just hoped you weren't testing me. My Owls would seem father foolish trying to sail across the Atlantic, while there was unsettled fertile land in view from our capital's front porch.
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Yes, I certainly dont look forward to sailing a great distance only to find Egyptians living in California 
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Round 2 still on schedule for wednesday night?
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suas333
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Brooklyn, NY, U.S
Feb 2000
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I thought it was for thursday!, but i can play wendesday too just make sure everyone knows the time and day.
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My mistake - it was thursday nights...
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Curumbor Elendil
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of Númenor
Nov 1999
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This period was one of expansion for the Libertarians (Indians). Unfortunately, the amnesiac who ascended the throne, Murray Rothbard XXVIII, ordered colonial expeditions into regions which had been ceded to the Chinese. Nevertheless, an arrangement was worked out whereby the Chinese were given the rest of Indochina in exchange for allowing the Libertarians to build at Laos.
The Libertarian stretches far and wide, from Damascus in the west to Laos in the east, and to the Siberian cities of East and Central Ural in the north. The Libertarians have also commissioned an expedition to the fabled Land of Gold, called "America." Current cartography shows that the Japanese have already begun colonization in that land.
The world remained peaceful, with two alliance blocs currently existing and one civilization outside the alliance system. The Romans, Libertarians, Chinese, and Japanese constitute a network of mutual assistance, while the Egyptians and MLB/Carthaginians enjoy a similar relationship. The Falcons/Vikings persist in a neutral course, following the temporary abdication of Finbar the Great in favor of Noble Moker.
In power, the Egyptians remain far ahead, while the Chinese, Japanese, and Libertarians remain in a dead heat for second place. The MLB have been coming up rapidly, and they are now virtually tied with the Romans and Falcons.
Here is the current state of the world as far as Libertarian cartographers are aware:
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Curumbor Elendil
jason.sorens@yale.edu
ICQ 56126989
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suas333
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Brooklyn, NY, U.S
Feb 2000
time: 05:12
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Round 2 according to the Egyptian Owls:
As round to began, the owls filled up the rest of northern africa quickely. The MLB was appeased by gifts of technology and far eastern colonies. This led to the 5 civ representation in the Ural region.
The Owls then looked for other places to colonize as their continent became filled. The first ships were sent to england and colonized the fertile island. Hearing word that the japs have landed in America, the owls plan to sail there soon next round.
The Suas Canal was officially established during this time. As of now, the toll is set at 14 gold, to pay for the ship guards and cost of keeping the area safe.
While remaining the world leader, the Owls have been against large alliances. The MLB, being a continental neighbor, has signed an economic alliance to promote African affairs.
suas the great
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From Berzerker-the-not-so-Enormous:
We have run into obstacles for expansion in the west meeting of all tribes, the Carthaginians from S Africa. This has made our exploration of the Fabled Americas all the more important - but our diplomats have discovered that someone, perhaps an ally, is leaking our rudimentary maps of the land to others bent on colonization 
We have contracted a team - Lew-son and Crark-son - to explore these lands and bring us news to establish the fact or fiction of the legends about this land. They have found a magnificent river to expediate their journey into the heartland of what appears to be a vast continent rivaling our own. While we expect these lands to be occupied by barbarous tribes, none have appeared to welcome - or attack - us, probably for the better.
News has reached us of changes in leadership in one of the nations to our west - we hope to establish amicable relations with this new
world leader. Our relations with the Chinese and Libertarians has improved beyond our wildest hopes. And a footnote, we have finally met the omnipotent Egyptians - they have sent their own explorers into the northern hinterlands which we are just now settling.
<font size=1 face=Arial color=444444>[This message has been edited by berzerker (edited April 17, 2000).]</font>
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suas333
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Brooklyn, NY, U.S
Feb 2000
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Was everyone planning on playing this Thursday? It being Holy Thursday for some it might be a problem.
Whether or not we play, i'm going on vacation to Spain! I will get a replacement for the thursday the 27th. If we play this thursday i'll also get a sub. Sorry guys.
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