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Guynemer is offline Guynemer
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WUTANG!


I just got back from the best first date of my life. As luck would have it, it was with the best-looking woman I've ever dated (by a country mile). A chemical engineering Ph.D. candidate, originally from Korea, trained at UBC. Funny, easy to talk to (not an unremarkable thing for me, I tend to be tongue-tied around women), absolutely gorgeous, and a body that could best be described as "eminently lickable." She was talking about what we should do on future dates before our salad even arrived, so I think she liked me.

Only three problems:

1. She's a bit older than me--she's 31. I don't really care, and she doesn't look a day over 26 anyway, but I suppose it could end up being a problem.

2. She thinks I look like John Carter from ER, so she's clearly delusional.

3. If I have learned anything is my life, I am destined to royally **** this up somehow.


Regardless, I'm gonna try to set something up on a weeknight this week, as I'll be working weekend call for the next couple weeks. She mentioned enjoying playing with dogs at a pet shop or shelter, then a dollar movie, then a local ice cream place; this, to me, is a nigh-perfect date. I really like this woman; the whole experience even took the edge off of the Michigan-Notre Dame game, believe it or not.

Perhaps this whole "doctor" thing is going to pay off after all.

Asher is offline Asher
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Awesome job. The only downside being the UBC thing, but obviously she's moved away from that.

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Nicely done!! Can you PM me with the details of the guy who faked your phd?

Seriously, good luck and congrats!

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My Ph.D.?

Nope. My faked degree is a M.D.

JohnT is offline JohnT

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The age difference will matter less as you get older, so it's no big thang.

Asher is offline Asher
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Is she Canadian (naturalized) or American (naturalized)?

Lefty Scaevola is offline Lefty Scaevola
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In nine years, you could be like Warren Beatty. When he significant other got to 40, he "changed her in for a couple of twenties".

Guynemer is offline Guynemer
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She's not naturalized anywhere, but has a green card in Canada.


Lefty--oh damn yeah.

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Awesome job. The only downside being the UBC thing, but obviously she's moved away from that.


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I was going to have her citizenship revoked for not watching tonight's game, but if it's only a green card, it's alright.

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And glad to hear your date went well Guynemer.

It's about time something started to go your way.

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Good luck

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The age difference will matter less as you get older, so it's no big thang.

... women live longer than men

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Show her that Wutang is for the children

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good luck guy! detroit sucks!

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I was going to have her citizenship revoked for not watching tonight's game, but if it's only a green card, it's alright.


She is, however, a big hockey fan.


It might be love.

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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You should call your ex and thank her.

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WUTANG!


I just got back from the best first date of my life. As luck would have it, it was with the best-looking woman I've ever dated (by a country mile). A chemical engineering Ph.D. candidate, originally from Korea, trained at UBC. Funny, easy to talk to (not an unremarkable thing for me, I tend to be tongue-tied around women), absolutely gorgeous, and a body that could best be described as "eminently lickable." She was talking about what we should do on future dates before our salad even arrived, so I think she liked me.

Only three problems:

1. She's a bit older than me--she's 31. I don't really care, and she doesn't look a day over 26 anyway, but I suppose it could end up being a problem.

2. She thinks I look like John Carter from ER, so she's clearly delusional.

3. If I have learned anything is my life, I am destined to royally **** this up somehow.


Regardless, I'm gonna try to set something up on a weeknight this week, as I'll be working weekend call for the next couple weeks. She mentioned enjoying playing with dogs at a pet shop or shelter, then a dollar movie, then a local ice cream place; this, to me, is a nigh-perfect date. I really like this woman; the whole experience even took the edge off of the Michigan-Notre Dame game, believe it or not.

Perhaps this whole "doctor" thing is going to pay off after all.


Nice work Pimp.

She sounds amazing. Women like that are really hard to find, so best of luck.

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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How'd you meet her, player?

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He's got a fever....and the only perscription is.....

MORE COWBELL!

Go Guynemer!

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How'd you meet her, player?


Yeah, I had the same question to.

Usually women like that are met only by chance because they are usually at their jobs 24/7.

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The one thing that sucks about being in a long term relationship is no more discovery phases. I think that's the best part of a relationship, when you're learning all about a new person.

That's why I keep so secret. So I can dole stuff out for the long haul. In 50 years, Bunnygrrl will still be learning new stuff about me.

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Wutang is for the Cowbell.

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An older Asian women looking to get naturalized. Very eager on the first date. Alarms should be going off.

Ted, you can find hundreds of women like that in Asia. Gives me the creeps just thinking about it.

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An older Asian women looking to get naturalized. Very eager on the first date. Alarms should be going off.

Ted, you can find hundreds of women like that in Asia. Gives me the creeps just thinking about it.


Ahhh, the bells of romance.

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I can't believe that people go out on first dates that don't end with full sex. What's the point?



I never even went out on dates. As a famous Australian poet said, "Why not just get to the goodies straight off?"

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Asian Women:

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Ahhh, the bells of romance.


Are pwned by the thump of the headboard.

Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui

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An older Asian women looking to get naturalized. Very eager on the first date. Alarms should be going off.


Dude, she's HOT .

 
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