02-10-2004 07:59									#1
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (99%)
3. Secular Humanism (82%)
4. Liberal Quakers (75%)
5. Neo-Pagan (67%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (64%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (61%)
8. Taoism (59%)
9. New Age (57%)
10. Nontheist (54%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)
12. New Thought (51%)
13. Hinduism (49%)
14. Scientology (48%)
15. Jainism (38%)
16. Sikhism (37%)
17. Reform Judaism (37%)
18. Bahá'í Faith (31%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (26%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (17%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (15%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (9%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (5%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (2%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
26. Islam (0%)
27. Roman Catholic (0%)

Fairly accurate actually Obviously I share some elements with groups like Christians, but in RL I'm miles away. My personal religion, if you can call it that is a kind of combination of Buddhist elements, LaVeyan Satanism and sophist atheism.

	02-10-2004 08:07									#2
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I took it before, it's not a good test.

	02-10-2004 08:08									#3
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1. Lutheran

	02-10-2004 08:19									#4
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question 4 about afterlife is bothersome because there isn't an option that all people will be admitted to heaven whether good or wicked... why the hell not? no religion holds that all people will be admitted to heaven?

	02-10-2004 08:23									#5
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anyway, i used to always get "1. Orthodox Judaism" followed by "2. Reform Judaism" (i guess because i dont believe in jesus as the son of god, i dont believe in a hell, and i believe heaven is irrelevant to living your life) but now i got...

quote: 1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%) 2. Bahá'í Faith (87%) 3. Unitarian Universalism (83%) 4. Liberal Quakers (82%) 5. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (80%)

i always got bahai quite high no matter what though. that has remained consistant. but damn... i'm not a jew no more

	02-10-2004 08:24									#6
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AS: Judaism. There's no conception of hell, so by default, all go to heaven . Hell in Judaism is an introspective concept, a psychological/philosophical condition if you will of being "far from God".

	02-10-2004 08:29									#7
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whaleboy, yeah everytime i used to take these tests my first two results would be Orthodox Jew and Reform Jew... so that's pretty consistantly jew to get two of the three main sects (and the only two on the test) as my first two choices... always had bahai as third though...

	02-10-2004 08:32									#8
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Well the differences between Reform and Liberal Judaism are negligible as far as the test is concerned... none of the questions would have generated very different responses for either, and Reform outnumbers Liberal in the progressive movement by quite a margin .

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1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Nontheist (89%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
5. Liberal Quakers (83%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (67%)
7. Neo-Pagan (62%)
8. Reform Judaism (54%)
9. Taoism (51%)
10. New Age (50%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (42%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
13. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (42%)
14. New Thought (41%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (40%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (39%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)
18. Scientology (39%)
19. Sikhism (35%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (34%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (26%)
22. Jainism (24%)
23. Islam (23%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (23%)
25. Hinduism (20%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
27. Roman Catholic (18%)

Well, being an agnostic my results were a little religious.

	02-10-2004 08:35									#10
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ummm... kay

well it would be fitting for me to be a jew... fitting in the ironic sort of way.

DEATH TO ISRAEL!

it's odd how everybody seems to get Roman Catholic as last with 0%... we're all such godless heathens on apolyton. even i am and i'm the most conservative regular poster.

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1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
2. Roman Catholic (100%)
3. Hinduism (89%)
4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (86%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
6. Seventh Day Adventist (81%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (78%)
8. Orthodox Quaker (77%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (77%)
10. Liberal Quakers (76%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (71%)
12. Unitarian Universalism (70%)
13. Islam (67%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (64%)
15. Jehovah's Witness (64%)
16. Sikhism (64%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (62%)
18. Jainism (58%)
19. New Thought (58%)
20. Reform Judaism (54%)
21. Secular Humanism (54%)
22. Neo-Pagan (52%)
23. Nontheist (48%)
24. Scientology (48%)
25. New Age (45%)
26. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (39%)
27. Taoism (38%)

I was very suprised, taking into account what have I been chosing there

	02-10-2004 08:42									#12
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thank you Heresson for proving my observation TOTALLY wrong...

you jackass

	02-10-2004 08:52									#13
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I guess it is because I judged divorces and abortions as sth wrong,
and judged good deeds as very important.
The rest...

	02-10-2004 08:55									#14
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I can understand why you consider wrong the abortions, but divorces? What is wrong in this?

I am divorced. And I prefer the divorce to live with someone who I don't love.

	02-10-2004 08:57									#15
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Eh? I though Jews didn't believe in an afterlife. So in that sense they all lose. Any way the Test.

98% Swedenborgianism (MAD Props to anyone who knows what it is what is without googling)

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (90%) Edited was 100% but I put non of the above alot.
2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (85%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)
4. Bahá'í Faith (79%)
5. Jehovah's Witness (79%)
6. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (73%)
7. Islam (69%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (69%)
9. Eastern Orthodox (65%)
10. Roman Catholic (65%)
11. Seventh Day Adventist (64%)
12. Hinduism (57%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (57%)
14. New Thought (52%)
15. Jainism (51%)
16. Liberal Quakers (50%)
17. Sikhism (46%)
18. Unitarian Universalism (46%)
19. Reform Judaism (45%)
20. Scientology (43%)
21. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
22. Theravada Buddhism (40%)
23. Nontheist (33%)
24. Neo-Pagan (26%)
25. New Age (26%)
26. Secular Humanism (21%)
27. Taoism (18%)

The Problem with this test is if you put non of the above it discounts it. The question on salvation sucked.

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	02-10-2004 08:59									#16
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Divorces are wrong in general. You promess yourself love up to the end, and people in the west seem to treat it very lightly
which ends up in a divorce after every quarrel and a new wedding a week later.
However, sometimes divorces are necessary.
People should be able to divorce as many times as they want to,
but divorces are wrong, if we consider marriage sth good.

	02-10-2004 09:04									#17
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I didn't promise "love up to the end" to anybody. How can I? I promise to be a loyal man. I loved her, but I didn't promise such thing.

Maybe is a matter of ages. I don't know how old are you. Are you young?

I'm a mature man and I don't believe in "romantic love" anymore. And I don't know if the marriage is the best human condition.

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I hope that this time around I get Jainist or Jehovah's Witness or Mormon or something -- y'know, just to switch things up a bit. Scientology gets boring after awhile.

	02-10-2004 09:06									#19
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I took this thing before and I always get Secular Humanism of course, just for fun I'll do it this time and not allow myself to do any atheist responces...

And it says I should be a Sikh:

1. Sikhism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (99%)
3. Hinduism (98%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (97%)
5. Liberal Quakers (96%)

Yay! Any religion that requires you to always carry around a big knife is OK by me. I always thought that Sikhism was one of the saner monotheistic religions...

	02-10-2004 09:13									#20
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (92%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (90%)
4. Secular Humanism (89%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (78%)
6. Neo-Pagan (74%)
7. Nontheist (70%)
8. Taoism (66%)
9. New Age (62%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (60%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (59%)
12. Reform Judaism (51%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (50%)
14. New Thought (45%)
15. Jainism (42%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (37%)
18. Scientology (37%)
19. Sikhism (37%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (36%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (25%)
22. Hinduism (24%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (22%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (22%)
25. Islam (17%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (8%)
27. Roman Catholic (8%)

	02-10-2004 09:14									#21
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that test says I'm Hindu.... what crock, I'm just a hippie

	02-10-2004 09:17									#22
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anyone know much about the bahai faith?

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It's has parallels to Sikhism and Islam. Incidentally, Sikhism is an offshoot of Islam. But that's all I know.

	02-10-2004 09:26									#24
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sikhism aint an offshoot of islam... bahai is, though, not sikhism...

	02-10-2004 09:28									#25
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my Sikh friends tell me it is...

	02-10-2004 09:31									#26
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kind of a boring quiz. here it goes

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (98%)
3. Liberal Quakers (91%)
4. Neo-Pagan (82%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (78%)
7. Nontheist (72%)
8. Taoism (65%)
9. New Age (65%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (58%)
11. Reform Judaism (48%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (46%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (44%)
14. New Thought (44%)
15. Scientology (42%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (40%)
17. Sikhism (39%)
18. Jainism (36%)
19. Hinduism (29%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (25%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (18%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (9%)
25. Islam (9%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (9%)
27. Roman Catholic (9%)

	02-10-2004 09:32									#27
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yes, Dissident! join the Anti-Catholic Fold!

	02-10-2004 09:33									#28
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I was hoping to get satanist. because I think satan is pretty cool.

or at least get neo-pagan 100%. I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds pretty cool.

	02-10-2004 09:34									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer yes, Dissident! join the Anti-Catholic Fold!

of course my mother is catholic.

and I have been to catholic church when I was a kid. I may have even been baptised. I'm not sure about all those weird religious ceremonies.

I just can't get any desire to go to church. Why? I already know all this crap anyways. Or I don't care about it.

	02-10-2004 09:35									#30
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damnit diss... it's not Satanist, it's Latter Day SAINTS!