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Zkribbler
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Los Angeles, CA, USA
Feb 1999 time: 21:21
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An old Italian man goes to confession. "I committed a horrible sin," he tells his priest. "During World War II a beautiful young woman who was being hunted by the Nazis asked me to hide her, so I took her in."
"Well that's no sin," replies the priest. "That was a wonderful selfless act of charity. Why would you think it's a sin?"
"Because she insisted upon repaying me with sexual favors. And I must confess, I gave into her desires."
"Ooh," says the priest. "Yes, that was a sin. But it was war time and in such intense situations, it's understandable how one could give into temptation. So you're forgiven."
"I have one more question," said the old man. "Do I have to tell her the war's over?" 
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