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*pokes thread with stick*
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:) Smiley
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:20
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DAY NINETEEN
Texas Nucular Missile Massacre!
Nearly them whole town was in on one huge brawl today! Things started down at the Cowboy's ranch, when the rampaging Kassie and the until-now quiet Loobletko decided it was time to nuke someone outta town.
Kassie's hooligans cut through the fences and trespassd onto them Cowboy's property, but was unable to find none o them houses, not even the high-rise Starred Tower barn. Disgruntled, Loobletko reckond there was no use in waitin any longer, and attempted to paint them ranch red with four blasts o his gun. Kassie followed wit a fifth.
There was one huge kaboom and a bunch of ground beef was launched into them sky, but save for a few stray steers the Cowboy escaped without a scratch. Loobletko fumed as them Cowboy and him herds emerged from an irrgatin ditch as he clicked em empty gun. Kassie, meanwhile, was already on the road to target number two.
Spike also had them misfortune of being on them recievin' end of two people's wrath, but him too came prepared. Acting on a tip from em sherriff, he had park'd him trailers behind Boss Nucular's brand-new church. So, when Kassie fired off another round an E.W.W. added two more, only Trailer Fuenf got trashed.
As for Boss "Comeback Kid" Nucular, however, he wasn't nearly as forchnate, an two o his new buildin's were chewed up like a log goin through a pulpmill. Nucular, who was busy makin moonshine in them basement, was unvailable fer comment.
On them drive back home, E.W.W., whose business had been providin them customers with them services once had at them saloon an brothels, started to get worr'd 'bout Kassie's crusade to rid em county o evil. So, he pulled up to them schoolhouse an shot them lil shack to smithereens. Juss to be sure, he blastd a second round as him van pulled out to hide em evidence.
code:
Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
| Name | Occupation | Land Claims |
| EWW | Merchant | Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Hennry 2, Fran 2 |
| Loobletko | Painter | Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit |
| Boss Nucular | Pastor | Stalemate, PWNED, Hmm |
| Spike, Esquire | Attorney | Uno, dos, tres, quatre |
| Starred Cowboy | Cowboy | Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson |
| Kassie | Schoolteacher | WASTED |
| Atrahedron | Pioneer | WASTED |
| Siban | Cook | WASTED |
| Uncle B | Pimp | WASTED |
| Herkales | Banker | WASTED |
| Vad Hornkof | Pimp | WASTED |
| Skanky Burnt | Musician | WASTED |
| Jony | Politician | WASTED |
| Sparrowhack | Steamboat captain | WASTED |
| ColonelTacticus | Cavalry Officer | WASTED |
| DookCloud | Prospector | WASTED |
| Whohuh | Outlaw | WASTED |
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:) Smiley
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:20
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code:
| Game | Players | Turns |
| #18: Are you a dove or a hawk? |
12 |
16 |
| #17: Clouds of War |
13 |
15 |
| #16: The Thirteenth President |
13 |
10 |
| #15: Don't get MAD, get even! |
12 |
21 |
| #14: Nuclear Master Edition |
12 |
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| #13: No fish, just pure MADness |
16 |
19 |
| #12: The bowl ain't getting bigger |
16 |
15 |
| #11 |
11 |
10 |
| #10: Many fish, small bowl |
10 |
7 |
| #9: No More MAD! |
7 |
12 |
| #8 |
7 |
20 |
| #7 |
7 |
13 |
| #6 |
7 |
10 |
| #5 |
7 |
8 |
| #4 |
10 |
10 |
| #3 |
11 |
19 |
| #2 |
11 |
20*** |
| #1 |
9 |
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* Chaunk GM'd this game and disappeared after Turn #7
** The earlier games had some different rules, notably no cap on cities, spy observing (find out other person's orders, don't lose spy unless bunker or nuking encountered), and the "People's Nuke", where once three players were wasted, they got a nuke shot to vote at someone.
***First two games also had government and propaganda, and were also allowed to end in draws with two players left.
Last edited by :) Smiley on 28-11-2004 at 11:32
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:) Smiley
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:20
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DAY TWENTY
Another Quiet Day!
Spike be seen today at them trailer dealership, where he picked out nother Model Fuenf mojular office fer him business.
Strange enough, church was closed an there aint no sign of where them Boss Nucular be gone to. Sum members o him congregation ah considerin movin to Canadia.
As fer them other three, Ah haven't a clue whats they been doin, but Ah'm sure we be findin out soon nuff.
code:
Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
| Name | Occupation | Land Claims |
| EWW | Merchant | Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Hennry 2, Fran 2 |
| Loobletko | Painter | Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit |
| Boss Nucular | Pastor | Stalemate, PWNED, Hmm |
| Spike, Esquire | Attorney | Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf |
| Starred Cowboy | Cowboy | Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson |
| Kassie | Schoolteacher | WASTED |
| Atrahedron | Pioneer | WASTED |
| Siban | Cook | WASTED |
| Uncle B | Pimp | WASTED |
| Herkales | Banker | WASTED |
| Vad Hornkof | Pimp | WASTED |
| Skanky Burnt | Musician | WASTED |
| Jony | Politician | WASTED |
| Sparrowhack | Steamboat captain | WASTED |
| ColonelTacticus | Cavalry Officer | WASTED |
| DookCloud | Prospector | WASTED |
| Whohuh | Outlaw | WASTED |
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25-11-2004 03:51
message but it might be another couple days.
Y'all still ain't dead yet?
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