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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:20
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DAY FOURTEEN
The Death an Ressurektin' o Boss Nucular
Spurred on by some disgreements at them town meetin', a number o folks 'cided to take em law into em own hands today. Among em was Atrajedron who made them misstake o messin with the Lord.
Atra shot two canisters o doom to the two church buildins, an promply level'd em. Then he went an relax'd an had a beer.. When he was done though, him reported seein' them slab o concrete mov'd an them Boss Nucular wain't under it. Turnin' 'round, he near faint'd at them sight o the Boss calmly puttin' them finishin' touches on him new Church o Stalemate, one which was well named...
Small Businessman Crushed by Corporate Power!
For two weeks now Atrahedron had been stead'ly buildin' an improvin' him claim. Out at them edges o town, he hadn't worried much bout them big companies downtown. But now, with them bank gone and only Big Business left wit no competition, the inevtababble happend.
Mr. E.W.W. of now so-called EWW Worldwide (also known as EWWWW) offr'd to buy some of 'em Atrahedron's land fer exploitatin'. Unfortunatly, them land happend to have them Atra's new homestead and he wain't bout to part wit it without a fight. But, as things would have it, him grudge with them Church left him ranch ungarrded, an EWW took them opptunity to level everthin but them outhouse.
Book Learnin' Got Them Limits!
Once 'gain Kassie felt like teachin' somebody a lesson, an liss time ah local Cowboy had it comin'. But them ol' rancher was smarter than them banker or them saloon boss. Usin' his trusty outdoorsman skills, the Cowboy construct'd some decoy buildins outta bales o hay and safely drew them fire o Kassie's fearsome four-barruled blunderbuss.
Amazing! Some cool heads still left!
Despite all em attempt'd manslaughters today, we still got two folks who claim they aint do nuttin' today.
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Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
| Name | Occupation | Land Claims |
| Atrahedron | Pioneer | Shootin' Platform |
| EWW | Merchant | Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Hennry 2, Fran 2 |
| Kassie | Schoolteacher | Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya |
| Loobletko | Painter | Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit |
| Boss Nucular | Pastor | Stalemate |
| Spike, Esquire | Attorney | Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf |
| Starred Cowboy | Cowboy | Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson |
| Siban | Cook | WASTED |
| Uncle B | Pimp | WASTED |
| Herkales | Banker | WASTED |
| Vad Hornkof | Pimp | WASTED |
| Skanky Burnt | Musician | WASTED |
| Jony | Politician | WASTED |
| Sparrowhack | Steamboat captain | WASTED |
| ColonelTacticus | Cavalry Officer | WASTED |
| DookCloud | Prospector | WASTED |
| Whohuh | Outlaw | WASTED |
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Drat! I knew I should have done this turn's orders last turn, and last turn's orders this turn!
Ah well.
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:) Smiley
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:20
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DAY FIFTEEN
Back to snoozin!
Everone must o been real tired an wain't seen 'round in town today, 'cept for Boss Nucular who was seen pickin up some lumber fer his new Church of St. PWNED.
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Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
| Name | Occupation | Land Claims |
| Atrahedron | Pioneer | Shootin' Platform |
| EWW | Merchant | Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Hennry 2, Fran 2 |
| Kassie | Schoolteacher | Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya |
| Loobletko | Painter | Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit |
| Boss Nucular | Pastor | Stalemate, PWNED |
| Spike, Esquire | Attorney | Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf |
| Starred Cowboy | Cowboy | Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson |
| Siban | Cook | WASTED |
| Uncle B | Pimp | WASTED |
| Herkales | Banker | WASTED |
| Vad Hornkof | Pimp | WASTED |
| Skanky Burnt | Musician | WASTED |
| Jony | Politician | WASTED |
| Sparrowhack | Steamboat captain | WASTED |
| ColonelTacticus | Cavalry Officer | WASTED |
| DookCloud | Prospector | WASTED |
| Whohuh | Outlaw | WASTED |
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:20
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DAY SIXTEEN
Big Business Make Hostile Takeover!
Them Texan dream took 'nother blow today with 'em E.W.W.'s EWWWW Incorporated not only payin' off the hardware store an preventin' Atrahedron from buildin' a new house, but also blowin' up him existin' one an makin' them rubble an bones bounce.
Church Continues Rebuildin!
Boss Nucular continued rebuildin' him once-glorious rellijus empire with the new Church of Hmm today. The pew were strangely empty though, for them other four peoples was hidin in the hills doin' even the Lord don't know what.
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Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
| Name | Occupation | Land Claims |
| EWW | Merchant | Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Hennry 2, Fran 2 |
| Kassie | Schoolteacher | Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya |
| Loobletko | Painter | Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit |
| Boss Nucular | Pastor | Stalemate, PWNED, Hmm |
| Spike, Esquire | Attorney | Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf |
| Starred Cowboy | Cowboy | Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson |
| Atrahedron | Pioneer | WASTED |
| Siban | Cook | WASTED |
| Uncle B | Pimp | WASTED |
| Herkales | Banker | WASTED |
| Vad Hornkof | Pimp | WASTED |
| Skanky Burnt | Musician | WASTED |
| Jony | Politician | WASTED |
| Sparrowhack | Steamboat captain | WASTED |
| ColonelTacticus | Cavalry Officer | WASTED |
| DookCloud | Prospector | WASTED |
| Whohuh | Outlaw | WASTED |
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