03-11-2004 21:48									#1
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Alright which one of you is going to take me in?


I like Falco, Hasselhoff, black leather, and can cuss at people in Deutsch. Plus I like Turkish women.


So it must be Germany.

Deutschland uber alles!!!!!!!

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* chegitz guevara joins with Ted in the ex-pat bandwagon.

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Excuse me, but I believe the correct answer is

FINLAND

Because coming to Finland is your fate and destiny, as you need to meet the SuperCitizen and form the tag-team of WORLD-SAVING AWESOMENESS.

Which would be awesome.

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Hey, you got the colours right

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Since you're hung like horse, why don't we trade? I come there and you come here (in Europe, you can relocate youself without troubles anywhere you want once you're in here). So it's like a trade. One hung one for another.

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quote: Originally posted by Stefu Excuse me, but I believe the correct answer is FINLAND

Hmmm, let's see, leave someplace warm and semi-tropical for a part of the globe above the Arctic circle?

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You're forgetting that after four years of Bush environmental laws Finland will be a warm and breezy place full of palm trees and Hawaiians

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Just leave guys. Anything to the left of Jerry Falwell is never going to succeed in your country, because most of your countrymen are morons.

Just wear a shirt saying "I left because of Bush" so that people won't spit on you.

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Stefu and Agathon

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So in case you want to come here, I give you few openers with teh ladies... you see I can hook you up. Try to memorise these.. these are just openers but gets you started:

Sakset auki! (it means that she should give you attention)
Arpi auki ja eritä limaa! (means that you are ready to show her the wonders, but means fun not sex)
Pesä jakoon tai tuun kyljestä sisään (means that you want to get to know her better and she should dump extra friends now)
Oksa on jo kovana (means that you hope she likes you as well)

	03-11-2004 22:13									#12
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Maybe I should put some serious consideration into going to college in Europe

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What? and drop the US average IQ with another few points!!?

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I'm going to need to work on Bunnygrrl, as she wants to remain on the same continent as her mother. I want to go somewhere warm or temperate with a better economy than the U.S. is going to have. It might be great for business, but it's gonna suck to be a working stiff.

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on a related note... i might see about joining boskho in daehan minguk...

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Saoudi-Arabia maybe?

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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Just leave guys. Anything to the left of Jerry Falwell is never going to succeed in your country, because most of your countrymen are morons.

Exactly...Quit your pseudo-moaning and leave.

I'm still waiting for some of the so-called hollywood elitists that threatened to move to France a few years ago when Bush was elected to get their sorry a**es over there.

It's all hollow promises

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quote: Originally posted by Kuciwalker Maybe I should put some serious consideration into going to college in Europe

Cambridge, Oxford, LSE, Sorbonne, Heidelberg, Firenze, there's some good uni's in Europe

Don't think the cost is that much different from Ivy League colleges either, though there won't be any scholarships I guess.

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Ted Striker

This is all great (except the Hasselhoff thing ).

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Just everyone come to Canada. At least you can drive there.

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quote: Cambridge, Oxford, LSE, Sorbonne, Heidelberg, Firenze, there's some good uni's in Europe

Let's not forget the almighty University of Tampere

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quote: Originally posted by JimmyCracksCorn At least you can drive there.

Have you heard of the autobahn?

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The Democrats should just give up. Too many Americans are more interested in persecuting gays, blacks and women than anything sensible. This election should finally put to rest the idea that there is a bunch of enlightened Americans who don't vote - the added vote was almost entirely idiots.

If the Dems want to do anything useful, they should jump on the bandwagon of states' rights and attempt to increase the autonomy of the northern and pacific states, so that they won't be harmed too much by the fundie agenda.

But the Democrats are never going to win the White House in the foreseeable future.

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quote: Originally posted by Kuciwalker Maybe I should put some serious consideration into going to college in Europe

Do so

It's when you're young and unattached that you should travel, not after that. Travelling during college-education is the best idea you could have.

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quote: Originally posted by alva What? and drop the US average IQ with another few points!!?

And lower Europe's too.

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quote: Originally posted by Saras Have you heard of the autobahn?

3rd reich invasion plan for the US.



Build a tunnel under the North Atlantic!!!

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quote: Originally posted by Dauphin And lower Europe's too.

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Bush

Europe
Ted Striker
che

"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

As you know Ted, Europe is having a population crisis. Need I say more? About the only thing you'll have to adapt to is that in my experience European girls are generally shorter than American girls. I'd suggest Roma, Italy as a good place to set up shop for a while. Great food, wonderful climate, beautiful women, history, culture...

che, try the Mediterranean. Plus points - it's got a climate a lot like Florida - without the hurricanes. Bad points - you'll have to learn a foreign language unless you stick to the British expat communities in Spain.

I guess you'd expect me to say something positive about emigrating to Ireland. Sorry, nothing comes to mind about the aul' sod. As we tend to say back home, we're closer to Boston than Berlin. It's one of the most expensive countries in the world, infrastructure is bad, weather is awful, still quite provincial in outlook. Great for a holiday though.

I've been living in Scotland for a month, and it's great craic if you can live with the miserable weather.

But Europe has it all. Apply for political asylum and let the good times roll.

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This election has convinced me to apply to (Physics) grad schools outside of the country. Any decent schools in Barcelona?

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Hmm thing is if all Bush haters come over here then Bush rightwing fundies will stay in power for eternity there. How about we all move over there to break the tyranny of the Bush dynasty!! (maybe after George, it'll be Jeb's turn )