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Limbo
May 2004
time: 22:19
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Originally posted by Rommel2D
Spoken like a person with a tasteless avatar... 
What's the name of the robot from the Santa episode? The whole Danzig/elf blood spiel was some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen... |
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Cybernetic Ghost: Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed!
Meatwad: Boy, this IS a long story you know...maybe I WILL go get somethin' to eat.
Carl: Yeah, I think I'm gonna get drunk while I listen to ya.
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Carl: Now just hang on a sec, okay.
Cybernetic Ghost: Sure
Carl: You're the ghost of Christmas Past, right
Cybernetic Ghost: That is CORRECT.
Carl: Okay well... I mean you know that it's February... right?
Cybernetic Ghost: (Pause) I am a robot.
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Cybernetic Ghost: Thousands of years ago...
Frylock: No, shut up! You still haven't explained why the pool is filled with elf blood!
Cybernetic Ghost: I told you earlier, it was the Great Circuiting.
Frylock: You didn't mention no Great Circuiting!
Cybernetic Ghost: Oh, I didn't? (Pause) Thousands of years ago...
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Frylock: Wait, who unionized?
Cybernetic Ghost: Wouldn't you like to know? Probably your mama!
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Rommel2D
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ACS Staff Member / Hosted Site Admin
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Upper Midwest
Feb 2003
time: 23:19
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Carl: Something's wrong with my roof, isn't it? What, the robots on my roof, right? He's ripping up my shingles, what?
Shake: Carl, just relax. Listen, this is TOTALLY not a big deal. (Carl's swimming pool is filled with blood)
Carl: This IS a big deal! It's a VERY big deal! What is this?
Shake: Look, at first I thought this was that stuff that turns red when you pee in it, because I've had to pee here a number of times, but look at it, Carl. That's blood, my friend.
Carl: It's like someone wrang out a herd of cows though a juicer or something.
Frylock: (Using his Frydar) This is not cow blood, Carl. This is...elfin blood.
Carl: Who would do something like this to me?
Robot: I don't know, maybe...oh wait. I did it.
Frylock: So why did you fill Carl's pool with blood?
Robot: Well, this is going to take a long time, so you may want to get some snacks.
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Robot: You don't believe?
Frylock: Believe what? That you're a ghost and Santa Claus is an ape? That's the most ridiculous--
Robot: WAS an ape. Now he is a MACHINE.
Meatwad: I left cookies and a glass of milk for a MACHINE?
Robot: No, man, he's an ape. I mean, NO, he is a machine. You are trying to mess me up on purpose.
Frylock: But I thought everyone back then was undeveloped, couldn't make machines with their crinkled hands.
Robot: But the elves came from the Red Planet. There was much defecation.
Frylock: Yeah, yeah, you mentioned that. How long ago did you say this was?
Robot: [fog]THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO--
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Carl: (showing someone around the house) So, it's a full, you know, full 3/2. We got good schools here. You got the bonus room there with the...
Robot: We travel to Mexico tomorrow.
Carl: ...with the shrieking robot, and there he is, and in the summertime you got this. (Shows him the pool)
Man: I got a question. How long does this blood last?
Carl: I don't know. Let me talk to my blood guy here.
Robot: The elfin blood will flow forever for eternity from the elfin graves, forever.
Man: This is @#$%& great. I'm gonna line this thing with gargoyles for the sacrifices.
Carl: What's your name again?
Man: Danzig, mother@#$%^&
Carl: Huh.
Danzig: Now, uh, is there a way to get the blood to flow up the walls?
Robot: I don't see why not.
Carl: That's good right? Going up a wall? That's elf blood too. That's not cheap, you know.
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Danzig: Now look. Listen to me as hard as you @#$%& can. That @#$%& robot came with the @#$%& house, and now he's #$%& gone. If you see that mother@#$%&...
Shake: We'll tell him.
Danzig: You @#$%& better, cuz if I find out he's over here, I'm gonna be eating my cereal out of the bottom of your @#$%& skull...
Shake: Okay, so, thank you...
Meatwad: Alright, man, you can come out now. He's gone.
Robot: I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt.
Last edited by Rommel2D on 31-12-2004 at 11:54
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25-12-2004 13:40
why are we bothering with this game? 
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