23-11-2004 05:02									#31
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And had her tattoos and piercings removed and worked very hard on her attitude, I'd consider letting her mow my lawn now and again. If she tried hard to keep her back to the house at all times.

Maybe she should just give it up and go for reincarnation. Then we can talk.

Come to think of it, I've seen some pictures of her modelling for Playboy Magazine in the early 90's, before she turned into a giant fake. She was actually sweet and good looking back then.

	23-11-2004 05:05									#32
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@Gibsie

WRT Pamela, I don't remember pamela being ultra skinny or wearing too much make up. Her breasts were kinda weird, tho.

In any case, I think that the standard of female beauty "in the west" is: pretty face, nice ass, nice breasts, nice legs, not fat ( DOESN'T MEAN TO BE SEE-THROUGH AS ANOREXIACS ARE). Call me a superficial fetishist.

	23-11-2004 05:16									#33
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Once you realise relationships and "sexiness" are about connection not stereotypes a whole new world opens up for you.

	23-11-2004 05:18									#34
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Well, duh, Horse. We're talking about exterior looks, though. Aren't we , Winston?

	23-11-2004 05:20									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel Well, duh, Horse. We're talking about exterior looks, though. Aren't we , Winston?

I'm not sure - I think Winston wants a real woman not plastic ones. Isn't that his point?

	23-11-2004 05:22									#36
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Az,

Sure. It's been a long time since I've seen AH's wifey advertising for chicken flavoured snacks on prime time TV. But then, I'm getting old.

	23-11-2004 05:23									#37
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I guess real women have no looks at all. Neither bad ones, or good ones. They exist only as formless personalities. If he has something other that exterior looks in mind, he shouldn't start his post with a whine about "western standards of beauty", with each and every one of his points adressing looks.

	23-11-2004 05:25									#38
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Everything in moderation.

Personally I like real breasts, but I've seen a few erotic dancers that could have used a boob job.

	23-11-2004 05:26									#39
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OMG CHE YOUR SO SUPERFECAL.

	23-11-2004 05:28									#40
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Alex, good one

	23-11-2004 05:33									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel OMG CHE YOUR SO SUPERFECAL.

When I'm paying, damn straight.

	23-11-2004 05:34									#42
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You can afford to go to Girlie bars?

	23-11-2004 05:38									#43
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara When I'm paying, damn straight.

	23-11-2004 05:42									#44
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quote: I'm not sure - I think Winston wants a real woman not plastic ones. Isn't that his point?

They're not even that (plastic) anymore. For $6K, you can get one that doesn't age, talk back (Oh wait, they are designing one that does but not deride you),won't mind if you see other women, won't mind if you come home really late, and most important--will statisfy you whenever you want and be what you want her to be.

Don't think I can actually link to the site, but just use the words real and doll.

	23-11-2004 05:47									#45
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Be My Girl-Sally

Written by Sting and Andy Summers, 1978
Featured on the album Outlandos D'Amour

Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my, be my
Be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my, be my
Be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my, be my
Be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my, be my
Be my girl

I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink.
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head.
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife.
And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine
An ad that was unusual, the like I'd never seen,
Experience something different with our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatable and a guarantee of joy.
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown.
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment that girl became my wife.
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall.
And now my life is different since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin.

Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my, be my,
Be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my, be my
Be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my, be my
Be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my, be my
Be my girl

	23-11-2004 05:57									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Muad'Dib They're not even that (plastic) anymore. For $6K, you can get one that doesn't age, talk back (Oh wait, they are designing one that does but not deride you),won't mind if you see other women, won't mind if you come home really late, and most important--will statisfy you whenever you want and be what you want her to be. Don't think I can actually link to the site, but just use the words real and doll.

People actually pay $6k for a women with a mouth shaped like an "O" that they stuff in their closet when there are plenty of whores on the street? Amazing.

	23-11-2004 06:22									#47
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quote: People actually pay $6k for a women with a mouth shaped like an "O" that they stuff in their closet when there are plenty of whores on the street? Amazing.

No they don't and their mouth's are not shaped like "O's". They have real mouths and tongue action. And you can't stuff these in a closet. From a couple feet away, you would have a hard time telling who is who and what is what.
Ho's give you diseases and over time will cost you more. These you have for a lifetime and pay only one price;once.

	23-11-2004 06:26									#48
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But then you need a woman anyway to clean the damned thing out.

Sorry.

	23-11-2004 06:28									#49
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You also can have it custom-made for you. Body frame, hair color, skin color, breasts, pubic hair, everything you can think of.

There's even optional heating device and vibrator for private parts if you wish.

The downside is that it's tad difficult to hide.

	23-11-2004 06:31									#50
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that's insane

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quote: that's insane

That's the whole point. Cherry 2000 & A.I. is almost a reality.

	23-11-2004 06:54									#52
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I don't know Winston. I like the larger ladies moreso than the smaller ones, but everything should be in proportion.

And what they say about connection is true too. When you connect with someone it really doesn't matter what they look like, and even if they are stunning, if you don't connect, that's no good at all.

	23-11-2004 07:05									#53
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... and it ain't skin deep... A good personality will make an "average" looking woman appear beautiful and a bad personality will make a very attractive woman fall far short of beauty...

quote: I don't like big, unshapely, ridiculous-looking breast implants.

How about big (or not), shapely, great looking breast implants? Nose piercings can be attractive but who ever thought of piercing their eyebrows needed a second (or third, fourth, fifth...) opinion. My God, why not just stick a bone in your nose? I understand the practices among many Africans of expanding earlobes with plates, bones in lips or noses, etc., were a result of slavery (primarily Muslim slavery). Africans tried to protect their women by making them very unattractive to slave traders...

Oh yeah, I think women of mixed heritage tend to look hotter.

	23-11-2004 07:33									#54
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I like a healthy suntan myself. I find that people looking pale don't really look healthy to me . They don't get out, spend too much time behind their books etc!

I also like muscular femalez, so there's nothing with a little workout for them

quote: Oh yeah, I think women of mixed heritage tend to look hotter.

True, mulats are grrreat

	23-11-2004 07:42									#55
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse You can afford to go to Girlie bars?

Not recently, no.

	23-11-2004 07:47									#56
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Edit: Posting an image of a sex toy is a bad thing.

Last edited by Urban Ranger on 23-11-2004 at 09:58

	23-11-2004 07:53									#57
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What's that. The Japanese alter ego of Barbie the plastic doll?

	23-11-2004 07:55									#58
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She's a life-size sex doll. Probably the best one they make, if the pictures are anything to go by. They've always looked a little strange, but Kaori looks human (though still obviously fake).

	23-11-2004 08:08									#59
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I blame it on the dolls that little girls play with. They convince them that a certain look and body form is the only acceptable way to look. More dolls like this...

	23-11-2004 09:46									#60
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Don't that thing still use a lot of electricity? Unless it gets recharged in the same way those wristwatches that pick up energy from your wrist moving do.