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Asher
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Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
time: 22:17
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Originally posted by JohnT
This, uh, makes no sense. |
The 80s was the worst musical decade, ever. Made popular by the teenagers at the time.
Boo to you, sir...boo to you. 
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The worst to listen to (especially after a break-up) is "Uninvited" by Alanis Morrisette. |
I like that song. 
Dashboard Confessional (understandably) has a ton of pretty emotional songs.
The Brilliant Dance, after a breakup...
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So this is odd,
the painful realization that all has gone wrong.
And nobody cares at all,
and nobody cares at all.
So you buried all your lover's clothes
and burned the letters lover wrote,
but it doesn't make it any better.
Does it make it any better?
And the plaster dented from your fist
in the hall where you had your first kiss
reminds you that the memories will fade.
So this is strange,
our sidestepping has come to be a brilliant dance
where nobody leads at all,
where nobody leads at all.
And the picture frames are facing down
and the ringing from this empty sound
is deafening and keeping you from sleep.
And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask
and you're measuring your minutes by a clock that's blinking eights.
This is incredible.
Starving, insatiable,
yes, this is love for the first time.
Well you'd like to think that you were invincible.
Yeah, well weren't we all once before we felt loss for the first time?
Well this is the last time.
This is the last time.
This is the last time. |
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Imran Siddiqui
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The Potterverse
Jan 1970
time: 00:17
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Take Me to the River - Talking Heads:
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I don't know why I love her like I do
All the changes you put me through
Take my money, my cigarettes
I haven't seen the worst of it yet
I wanna know that you'll tell me
I love to stay
Take me to the river, drop me in the water
Take me to the river, dip me in the water
Washing me down, washing me down
I don't know why you treat me so bad
Think of all the things we could have had
Love is an ocean that I can't forget
My sweet sixteen I would never regret
I wanna know that you'll tell me
I love to stay
Take me to the river, drop me in the water
Push me in the river, dip me in the water
Washing me down, washing me
Hug me, squeeze me, love me, tease me
Till I can't, till I can't, till I can't take no more of it
Take me to the water, drop me in the river
Push me in the water, drop me in the river
Washing me down, washing me down
I don't know why I love you like I do
All the troubles you put me through
Sixteen candles there on my wall
And here am I the biggest fool of them all
I wanna know that you'll tell me
I love to stay
Take me to the river and drop me in the water
Dip me in the river, drop me in the water
Washing me down, washing me down. |
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Two words: Milli Vanilli |
Two words (for the 90s): Celine Dion  .
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More proof that Imran has no credibility with regards to music. |
More proof that Asher ain't a man .
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Imran Siddiqui
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The Potterverse
Jan 1970
time: 00:17
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Dennis Leary - *******:
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Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know
I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, such an *******)
I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's a big ****ing *******)
Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear ****ing Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an *******)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that *******,
And it turns out it was him,
What an *******
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)
A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE
I'm an *******, and I'm Proud of it! |
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FredKarno
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Modern songs like the above quoted are for modern pansie-type males of the species. If you are offended by this you should be, for this is a deliberately offensive post.
Don't be angry - reach for your feminine lovey-dovey self and pity poor reactionaries like myself. Cry for me!
Oooh...poppy guitar strumming songsters rule the world and I don't like it. Cry for my despair.
Ho ho! As if you would and if you're not laughing by now then there is summat truly wrong.
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FredKarno
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Indeed I am not a man. Only those who worship the strummers who are lusted after by all the women are men.
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MRT144
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Seattle Washington
Oct 2002
time: 21:17
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When you're walkin' down the street
And the man tries to get your business
And the people that you meet
Want to open you up like Christmas
You gotta wrap your fuzzy in a big red bow
Ain't no sum ***** gonna treat me like a ho
I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess
Cuz you're filthy Oooh, and I'm gorgeous:||
You're disgusting Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me oooh, cuz you're nasty
When you're runnin' from a trick
And you trip on a hit of acid
You gotta work for the man
But your biggest moneymakers' flaccid
You gotta keep your **** together
With your feet on the ground
There ain't noone gonna listen
If you haven't made a sound
You're an acid junkie college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard
Cuz you're filthy Oooh, and I'm gorgeous:||
You're disgusting Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me oooh, cuz you're nasty
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