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foolish_icarus
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the thievery continues
Nov 2002 time: 21:13
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You guys don’t deserve stats. Instead you get epic poetry.
There once was a man named foolish, who volunteered for many a task
Good natured and industrious, he’d do anything one could ask
Unfortunately for all, he tended to stall, and for orders that were tall, he couldn’t keep his eye on the ball
In the case of some particular stats, it was hard to find facts, other burdens were growing quite fast,
And the deadlines came and passed
It was quite a pain in the ass.
In typical fashion, he let it slide
Other NESers
stomped their feet and cried
Bipolarbear came storming for poor foolish’s hide
While Lord N’s eyes devilishly gleamed
Alas, the Attila Freeman Alliance was nowhere to be seen
Empires of strength grew under wise guidance of 89, 64, and bp,
Things were shaping up quite nicely, they all agreed
But something was missing, lacking, without;
‘Tis just not a game w’out Tass’s gnashing and shouts
All was in chaos! ruins! and death!
Sad girls were crying
Kittens were dying
Pigs were flying
One could even hear (in another universe, ‘tis true)
Deus Micha the Mighty sputter, thunder, and turn blue
(that’s what photoshop will do to you)
But of course it all ends happily,
It must, by custom and law
No one doubted the winter of delay would come to a suitable thaw
So gather round, noble friends, quench your thirst, doff your hats
Be thankful I gave you
This verse and that
Because I sat down and wrote this
Instead of the stats.
[number, cost, support]
Heavy Cavalry- Lances and swords and armor [1000, 12, 6]
Horse Archers- medium armor, effective bowmen. [1000, 10, 6]
Medium Cavalry- short spears or swords [1000, 8, 4]
Archers- ranked bowmen [1000, 6, 3]
Light infantry- sword, spear, axe, small or no shield. [2000, 7, 3]
Heavy infantry- ranked with spear or sword, interlocked shield formation [2000, 9, 4]
Ranged auxiliaries- slings, pilae, other projectiles [1000, 5, 2]
Siege Weapon [10, 8, 1]
Scorpion [25, 4, 1]
Warship [1, 5, 1]
Escort [1, 3, 1]
Specials:
It’s not just the prices that are different, they each have special fighting styles and strengths and weaknesses befitting their composition, what nation they are fighting fore, the terrain, etc. How much of a unique effect they will have depends on Nuclear.
Barbarian infantry (replaces light infantry) [1000, 3, 1] Franks, Saxons, Turingi
Eastern Legionary (replaces heavy infantry) [2000, 10, 4] Byzantines
Steppe Horsebowmen (replaces horse archers) [1000, 13, 1] Huns
Sassanid Cavalry (replaces medium cavalry) [1000, 6, 4] Sassanids
Western Warrior (replaces heavy infantry) [2000, 10, 3] Ostrogoths, Maurorum
Western Knight (replaces heavy cavalry) [1000, 14, 6] Visigoths, Vandals
Longboat (replaces escort) [1, 2, 1] Danes
Warband (replaces auxiliaries) [1000, 4, 2] Britons, Angles, Langobards, Gepidorum
Provincial Guard (replaces archers) [1000, 5, 3] Burgundy, Vasconia, Sveborum
Franks
Ruler: Jonny
Economy
Income: 135 gold/turn
Support: -95 gold/turn
Surplus Funds: 40 gold/turn
treasury: 40 gold
Army
Military Effectiveness: Good (65%)
5,000 medium cavalry [-20]
5,000 Archers [-15]
36,000 Barbarian infantry [-36]
2,000 Heavy infantry [-4]
5,000 Auxiliaries [-10]
Navy
10 Escorts [-10]
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: minimal (10%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Britons
Ruler: Pave
Economy
Income: 113/turn
Support: -83/turn
Surplus Funds: 30/turn
treasury: 36
Army
Military Effectiveness: fair (60%)
500 Medium Cavalry [-2]
4,000 Archers [-12]
12,000 Light Infantry [-18]
2,000 Heavy Infantry [-4]
16,000 Warband [-32]
50 Scorpions [-2]
- Navy
8 Warships [-8]
5 Escorts [-5]
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: minimal (14%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Isle Saxons
Ruler:
Economy
Income: 103 /turn
Support: -58/turn
Surplus Funds: 45/turn
treasury: 52
Army
Military Effectiveness: good (65%)
2,000 Medium Cavalry [-8]
3,000 Archers [-9]
22,000 Barbarian infantry [-22]
2,000 heavy infantry [-4]
3,000 auxiliaries [-6]
10 Siege Weapons [-1]
- Navy
4 Warships [-4]
4 Escorts [-4]
Notes
Empire Rating: Loose
Discontent: okay (20%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Isle Angles
Ruler:
Economy
Income: 110/turn
Support: -84/turn
Surplus Funds: 26/turn
treasury: 29
Army
Military Effectiveness: okay (55%)
1,000 Heavy Cavalry [-6]
1,000 Medium Cavalry [-4]
3,000 Archers [-9]
16,000 Light Infantry [-24]
3,000 Heavy Infantry [-6]
12,000 Warband [-24]
- Navy
4 Warships [-4]
7 Escorts [-7]
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: small (18%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Danes
Ruler: General Ludd
Economy
Income: 86/turn
Support: -60/turn
Surplus Funds: 26/turn
treasury: 28
Army
Military Effectiveness: Good (68%)
1,000 medium Cavalry [-4]
2,000 archers [-6]
16,000 light infantry [-24]
3,000 auxiliaries [-6]
- Navy
20 Longboats [-20]
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: some (30%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Turingi
Ruler:
Economy
Income: 100/turn
Support: -69/turn
Surplus Funds: 31/turn
treasury: 31
Army
Military Effectiveness: okay (58%)
2,500 Heavy Cavalry [-15]
3,000 Medium Cavalry [-12]
1,000 Archers [-3]
25,000 Barbarian Infantry [-25]
7,000 Auxiliaries [-14]
- Navy
none
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: okay (23%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Langobards
Ruler:
Economy
Income: 78/turn
Support: -61/turn
Surplus Funds: 17/turn
treasury:
Army
Military Effectiveness: average (50%)
1,000 Heavy Cavalry [-6]
3,000 Horse Archers [-18]
1,000 Medium Cavalry [-4]
2,000 Archers [-6]
10,000 Light Infantry [-15]
2,000 Heavy Infantry [-4]
4,000 Warband [-8]
- Navy
none
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: small (17%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Italian Ostrogoths
Ruler: 1889
Economy
Income: 165/turn
Support: 131/turn
Surplus Funds: 34/turn
treasury: 34
Army
Military Effectiveness: fair (65%)
20,000 Western Warriors [-30]
3,000 Medium Cavalry [-12]
4,000 Archers [-12]
10,000 Light Infantry [-15]
8,000 Auxiliaries [-16]
20 Siege Weapons [-2]
100 Scorpions [-4]
- Navy
25 Warships [-25]
15 Escorts [-15]
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: some (19%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Burgundy
Ruler:
Economy
Income: 125/turn
Support: -88/turn
Surplus Funds: 37/turn
treasury: 37
Army
Military Effectiveness: okay (55%)
6,000 Heavy Cavalry [-36]
3,000 Provincial Guard [-12]
8,000 Light Infantry [-12]
10,000 Heavy Infantry [-20]
3,000 Auxiliaries [-6]
50 Scorpions [-2]
- Navy
none
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: minimal (12%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Visigoths
Ruler: Gamecube64
Economy
Income: 180/turn
Support: -150/turn
Surplus Funds: 30/turn
treasury: 30
Army
Military Effectiveness: Good (68%)
8,000 Western Knights [-48]
2,000 Medium Cavalry [-8]
3,000 Archers [-9]
14,000 Light Infantry [-21]
12,000 Heavy Infantry [-24]
6,000 Auxiliaries [-12]
75 Scorpions [-3]
- Navy
20 warships [-20]
5 escorts [-5]
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: some (20%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Vasconia
Ruler:
Economy
Income: 85/turn
Support: -50/turn
Surplus Funds: 35/turn
treasury: 35
Army
Military Effectiveness: average (47%)
2,000 Medium Cavalry [-8]
3,000 Provincial Guard [-9]
6,000 Light Infantry [-9]
4,000 Heavy Infantry [-8]
4,000 Auxiliaries [-8]
- Navy
3 Warships [-3]
5 Escorts [-5]
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: minimal (10%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Sveborum
Ruler:
Economy
Income: 95/turn
Support: -61/turn
Surplus Funds: 34/turn
treasury: 34
Army
Military Effectiveness: average (49%)
3,000 Medium Cavalry [-12]
3,000 Provincial Guard [-9]
8,000 Light Infantry [-12]
4,000 Heavy Infantry [-8]
4,000 Auxiliaries [-8]
- Navy
4 Warships [-5]
7 Escorts [-7]
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: small (12%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Gepidorum
Ruler:
Economy
Income: 78/turn
Support: -61/turn
Surplus Funds: 17/turn
treasury:
Army
Military Effectiveness: average (50%)
1,000 Heavy Cavalry [-6]
3,000 Horse Archers [-18]
1,000 Medium Cavalry [-4]
2,000 Archers [-6]
10,000 Light Infantry [-15]
2,000 Heavy Infantry [-4]
4,000 Warband [-8]
- Navy
none
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: some (20%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Byzantines
Ruler: Comrade Tassadar
Economy
Income: 280/turn
Support: -269/turn
Surplus Funds: 11/turn
treasury: 11
Army
Military Effectiveness: Good (70%)
8,000 Heavy Cavalry [-48]
2,000 Horse Archers [-12]
3,000 Medium Cavalry [-12]
4,000 Archers [-12]
20,000 Light Infantry [-30]
40,000 Eastern Legionaries [-80]
10,000 Auxiliaries [-20]
50 Siege Weapons [-5]
125 Scorpions [-5]
- Navy
35 Warships [-35]
10 Escorts [-10]
Notes
Empire Rating: Susceptible
Discontent: some (28%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Huns
Ruler: bipolarbear
Economy
Income: 55/turn
Support: -39/turn
Surplus Funds: 16/turn
treasury: 16
Army
Military Effectiveness: Good (73%)
500 Heavy Cavalry [-3]
30,000 Steppe Horsebowmen [-30]
4,000 Light Infantry [-6]
- Navy
none
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: minimal (10%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Sassanids
Ruler: appleciders
Economy
Income: 200/turn
Support: -177/turn
Surplus Funds: 23/turn
treasury: 23
Army
Military Effectiveness: Okay (58%)
2,000 Heavy Cavalry [-12]
12,000 Sassanid Cavalry [-48]
4,000 Horse Archers [-24]
8,000 Archers [-24]
14,000 Light Infantry [-21]
4,000 Heavy Infantry [-8]
4,000 Auxiliaries [-8]
30 Siege Weapons [-3]
100 Scorpion [-4]
- Navy
15 Warships [-15]
10 Escorts [-10]
Notes
Empire Rating: Susceptible
Discontent: some (25%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Vandals
Ruler: foolish icarus
Economy
Income: 148/turn
Support: -112/turn
Surplus Funds: 36/turn
treasury: 36
Army
Military Effectiveness: fair (65%)
4,000 Western Knights [-24]
2,000 Horse Archers [-12]
3,000 Medium Cavalry [-12]
12,000 Light Infantry [-18]
6,000 Heavy Infantry [-12]
2,000 Auxiliaries [-4]
- Navy
15 Warships [-15]
15 Escorts [-15]
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: some (28%)
Secret Police: Adequate
Maurorum
Ruler:
Economy
Income: 100/turn
Support: -70/turn
Surplus Funds: 30/turn
treasury: 30
Army
Military Effectiveness: okay (59%)
1,000 Heavy Cavalry [-6]
3,000 Medium Cavalry [-12]
2,000 Horse Archers [-12]
2,000 Archers [-6]
8,000 Light Infantry [-12]
4,000 Western Warriors [-6]
3,000 Auxiliaries [-6]
- Navy
4 Warships [-4]
6 Escorts [-6]
Notes
Empire Rating: Stable
Discontent: small (17%)
Secret Police: Adequate
EDIT added players. Several peoples have not yet chosen nations.
Last edited by foolish_icarus on 22-01-2005 at 10:47
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