01-01-2005 07:36									#31
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Congratulations
Name it "Heressonia"

	01-01-2005 07:51									#32
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Thanks. We actually don't know the sex yet but at 50% I believe my prediction has a better chance coming true than most.

	01-01-2005 07:56									#33
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Insugents keep many Sunnis from voting in Iraq, leading to massive unresst in Sunni areas.

The corporate whores in the DLC will make sure the New DNC chaiman is another spineless idiot.

Yushchenko will be inagurated as President of Ukraine.

Russia falls more and more into despotism after another terrorist attack gives Putin an excuse to increase his power.

the deficit hawks in Congress become more and more POed with Bush.

Saddam will get the punishment he deserves, Death.

Bin Laden is killed in an attack by the Pakistani army.

Chief Justice Reinquist dies.

North Korea conducts an above ground nuclear test.

Iran is discovered lying about it's promise to the EU to stop uranium enrichment.

Fez will keep on making inane and stupid comments about how the left is evil.

Park Avenue will continue his racist rants.

Berzerker will continue his BS about how Social Security violates the Constitution.

Tripledoc will continue making up crazy conspiracy theories.

Serb will continue BAMing about how Yushchenko is a US puppet.

Ben Kenobi will still be his homophobic self.

	01-01-2005 07:58									#34
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Ben Kenobi is homophobic?

	01-01-2005 08:03									#35
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some of you predict some wild stuff

I predict more of the same.

	01-01-2005 08:19									#36
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50/50 I blow my brains out

	01-01-2005 08:22									#37
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I doubt that too.

	01-01-2005 08:32									#38
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C'mon u lozers, AIM Imran and join our chat!!!

	01-01-2005 08:39									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Sava 50/50 I blow my brains out

Phht.

Go see a shrink.

	01-01-2005 09:03									#40
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yeah I got two, they both suck

	01-01-2005 09:07									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Sava yeah I got two, they both suck

female shrinks that suck? sounds like a good deal.

	01-01-2005 09:14									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Sava yeah I got two, they both suck

get two new ones

	01-01-2005 09:26									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident female shrinks that suck? sounds like a good deal.

no they both dudes

	01-01-2005 15:31									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Odin Fez will keep on making inane and stupid comments about how the left is evil.

The left is evil... these aren't inane and stupid comments. The things you say about Bush shows how you are evil.

	01-01-2005 16:59									#45
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You can't be atheistic gay right radical....
That's perverse....

	01-01-2005 17:06									#46
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The most important thing to shake my moral universe in 2005 will be the release of harddrive equipped mobile phones following on the release by Samsung and the rumours from Nokia. This will coincide nicely with the renewal of my phone contract and upgrade. Such devices will further cerment the mobile phone's shift into an all purpose media device.

And in late 2005/2006, the first generation of mobile phones able to recieve digital TV broadcasts will go on sale in the UK.

	01-01-2005 18:11									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Heresson You can't be atheistic gay right radical.... That's perverse....

No human being can be leftist. It just shouldn't be. There is something wrong when someone is on the left wing because it violates human nature. I by the way am center-right. I'm not radical. You are radical.

	01-01-2005 18:16									#48
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Giancarlo's posts are much funnier if you imagine him as a chain smoking, whiskey drinking, angry man in a rabbit costume.

	01-01-2005 18:40									#49
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quote: Originally posted by Starchild Giancarlo's posts are much funnier if you imagine him as a chain smoking, whiskey drinking, angry man in a rabbit costume.

You've had too much to smoke and drink last night. Lighten up on the alcohol.

	01-01-2005 19:05									#50
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You should be an agony aunt.

	01-01-2005 19:06									#51
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And give him a reason to crossdress?

	01-01-2005 19:13									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Giancarlo No human being can be leftist. It just shouldn't be. There is something wrong when someone is on the left wing because it violates human nature. I by the way am center-right. I'm not radical. You are radical.

How come?

	01-01-2005 20:17									#53
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I've just married, but my partner has two children from a previous relationship. My 8-year old stepdaughter has accepted me, but the other child, a 12-year old boy, refuses to even speak to me. What should I do?

JA, Wolverhampton

Fez Sez: Your son sounds like a typical stepson... always wrong. Twelve is a difficult age for being a wrong-headed wrong person. Your stepson is being illogical. Make him see that he is an illogical stepson. The fact that I am saying that he is illogical shows that he is dead wrong.

	01-01-2005 21:46									#54
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I don't know who you are addressing as I don't know who Fez is. If you can't address me by my proper name, I will not respond to you and that is that. In fact if you address me by Fez again I'll put you on block. I will just not put up with it.

	01-01-2005 22:16									#55
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I predict that Apple's computer market share will go up this year.

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quote: Originally posted by Giancarlo I don't know who you are addressing as I don't know who Fez is. If you can't address me by my proper name, I will not respond to you and that is that. In fact if you address me by Fez again I'll put you on block. I will just not put up with it.

Ok, whatever you say Fez.

	01-01-2005 22:22									#57
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quote: Originally posted by Shi Huangdi I would think right wing predictions would be more like: - Peace and Sunshine and love break out in Iraq, all problems in the mideast end, America to thank for new democracy - Thanks to tax cuts, the US economy booms and grows a rate of 1000% per year - France surrenders to Al Qaeda, briefly becoming an Islamic state before being nuked by the US. - Homosexuality proved to be a conspiracy started by the UN to destroy religion.

	01-01-2005 22:22									#58
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Actually my prediction:

Nothing changes. More of the same crap from 2004.

The next few years will be like this.

	01-01-2005 22:24									#59
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After the "successful" election in Iraq the insurgency will degenerate into a bloody civil war. This prediction will be operable for 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009............ With a little luck the next President will pull us out of the mess we've created. People being what they are he'll be remembered as a loser and won't be re-elected.

	02-01-2005 00:12									#60
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Jesus our lord and saviour will return just in time to save us from ragnarok. Probably some time in April.