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Would that make Gofer the pope? An Jewish pope, too, by his flag! Awesome!
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That is very awesome
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ShVerni
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BREAKING NEWS
This just in! Six Pakistani men caught first defiling then slaughtering a cow. Late last night a local farmer was awakened by a loud disturbance. Upon investigation the man went out side and immediately slipped and fell in a pool of blood. He got up and saw six shadowed figures fleeing the scene. He chased after them and managed to knock one out with a shovel. He is being held for further questioning.
The citizens are, to say the least, not happy at all. The cow, in the morning light, was found to be not only defiled in the most humiliating way, but butchered in a most inhumane way, its guts spread across the field while still alive. The people are demanding blood, but the government refuses to hand them the captive. But to assuage the masses, the Indian government has called on Pakistan to offer an official apology to the people and to punish the other five men, and the one in captivity that will be returned, in an appropriate manner.
"This gross insult cannot go un-avenged. If the Pakistan government cannot control and punish its own citizens, then we will have to take matters into our own hands and take the power from the Pakistan government that it is unwilling to employ" says one outraged Indian.
The Indian government is ordering that no action, violent or otherwise, be taken against Pakistan, Muslims or any visiting Pakistani tourist or diplomats. The government will be sending representatives to Pakistan to insure that the offenders are punished and the receive the apology on behalf of the people. India urges Pakistan to comply, not only to avoid further bloodshed and to prevent the ever widening gap between their two countries, but because it is the right, and just thing to do.
"We hope that if Pakistan apologizes it will show the Indian people that Pakistan is not an enemy, and we can begin to rebuild our relationship and put the past where it belongs, in our past, not dictating our future." Says the emphatic President. "It seems that peace my indeed come form this heinous event." All political leaders urge peace and understanding, and the Dali Lama's tranquil presence seems to help in the move towards peace, even if other religious leaders seem to move towards war.
"We hope that the Indian people will see that peace is the way. Violence only breeds violence and chokes happiness and peace as the vine chokes the tree." the venerable Lama offered in quote. May we all learn from his words.
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I know not all Israelis are Jews, but certainly the majority of them are. And I suppose he could be a non-Israeli Jew, and it'd be almost as funny for him to be the Pope.
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Pysche
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My opinion: Give the Jew (or non-jew) Vatican City. Why not let him be Pope too if he so desires?
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ShVerni
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India to Germany: sounds good, what would you like in return?
OOC: We could use a pope. we havn't got one of those yet
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ShVerni
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India to Germany: That i have.
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of Persia and the Communist Party of Apolyton
Feb 2004
time: 22:31
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We offer whatever help we can in stamping out your rebbles, in excahnge from some land, weapons and tecnology, along with the traing we are alreadu reciving. Please forward your requests |
Yeah, I don't really have any of those. My land is takne by the rebels, All my scientists went to Australia, my weapons, are being used to fend off hungry rebels, and I am unable to rain your men, so they haven't been trained in anything, except how to wait ot be trained.
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bipolarbear
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of Persia and the Communist Party of Apolyton
Feb 2004
time: 22:31
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Americopr news flash!!!!!!!
Juan Kerry has announced, that He has created his own religion, and only true Americans will worship him the one and only savior of..fjasief034yutq038hetigodsagvasdfg
/\/\/\CONNECTION FAILURE/\/\/\/\/\/
NEO-AMERIKA [NEW FEED]
Hail good citizens of the world, we are the ruling majority of what was once Americorp. We are fighting for actual peace, but are kind of low on supplies. The anarchists have been trying to revolt, but keep accidentally blowing eachother up, due to lack of any real planning or organization. They havne't really come up with any one name, but we call them the anarchists.
There is also the issue of the psychotic religious groups who have all either killed htemselves, or gone out to kill everyone, convinced that the apocalypse is upon them. "The most prominenet of these is a group called the "Blue Oyster Cult". They claim no relationship to the band at all, even thoug the name has drwn much skepticism.
The last psycho group who has really been causing havoc is out of Northern Idaho, all of the right wing gun fanatic psychos have united to form the " Kaiser's Knights Kooperative"
The Juan Kerry supporters broke apart and assasinated him after they realized what a total psycho he was. We seek to restore America ot what it once was, only withoput the whole Juan Kerry, and Iraq war, and all of those mistakes.
We call outselves the Neo-Amerikans. We are the largest group, but not by much, we seek foreign aid, to take back Amerika and rebuild her glory. We are not wiling to make any compromises, but would greatly appreciate anything at all that could aid us in taking the power back from the psychotic rebel groups.
We are in a struggle to
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To all Americans, Americorpians, former-Americorpians, and Neo-Amerikans, we look forward to helping you rebuild. We apologize for any vulture-like behavior we may have exhibited, and will allow any of your scientists and such that we may have "imported" to return to Neo-Amerika if they wish. We also will be available to attempt to (re)build Neo-Amerika, and look forward to being able to trade with a less police state-like country in the future.
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appleciders
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Well, I suppose the collapse of Americorp has at least solved one problem- There's no way Americorp can afford to support Israel right now, they're going to need all their armies and money to control their own country. I just looked it up- America gives about $5.5 billion US to Israel every year. Wave goodbye to the money....
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I will finish the update this Sunday. I will also post updated stats.
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bipolarbear
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of Persia and the Communist Party of Apolyton
Feb 2004
time: 22:31
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/\//\/\ NEO AMERIKA /\/\/\/\
So hidey ho, now here's the deal, the leader of NEO AMERIKA, has been named. Though e seem to have had problems with a central leader, or at least with one guy being in a postion of extreme power (Examples the Bushes, and Juan Kerry)
we have elected a new leader to lift us from thsi crisis, which has ignited the nation, and cracked it like an egg which is full of chaotic militant groups bent on controlling the former Americorp.
We have fortified most of our borders significantly, adn are putting to use the depleted uranium shelters erected by the Empire of Juan Kerry. Despite his rahter psychotic nature, this was one of the better ideas that he had.
Luckily, we have acces to most of the former military bases, adn thus to most of the superior weaponry, armor, and of course soldiers. We have found sustainable rations for now, but that won't be guaranteed for long enough. We will soon require aid, for two of the three basic needs oflife. Food and Water.
We are requesting aid fro many country that will not hold us in debt, to air lift food, water, adn medical supplies to the NEO AMERIKA sections of NEO AMERIKA. We know it is slightly confusing.
Our flag, adn leader will soon be revealed.
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ooc:
There was a civil war in US, but now with JUAN kerry is dead, the old government is restored and now controlls all of the United States. As a result of the war there is a gobal depression. If you have any other question just feel free to ask.
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appleciders
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I think each of us is a manifestation of our government, not the head of state themself. That way we have the full power of the entire government, and no one gets bogged down arguing with their senate.
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ShVerni
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Right Ciders.
India to Germany: *Shake Hands*
India to Neo Amerika: Are offer still stand to help any government in a mutual way. if you wnat supplies or cash, that i can provide, let me know
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bipolarbear
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of Persia and the Communist Party of Apolyton
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Why is bipolarbear still in charge? Wasn't he Juan Kerry? |
Juan Kerry was the central figure of Americorp, until he(me) screwed up and went uber fascist. So now there has been a civil overthrow of Juan Kerry. NEO AMERIKA, is the current majority (both in population and land mass) of the former Americorp, the rest are fringe groups which have gained temporary power, in the confusion caused by the overthrow of Juan Kerry.
The current majority party which controls most of what used to be under governmnet control, NEO AMERIKA, has changed its name, and falg to symbolize that it is no longer anything like Juan Kerry's stained, twisted dream for Americorp.
Neo Amerika will accept any donations India may offer.
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Australia applauds the subtle hint of communism in the Neo-Amerikan flag.
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