06-02-2005 04:50									#1
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OK, I'm ill. I've vomitted up everything I've eaten today. I'm hungry, miserable and totally devoid of appetite. And I know I'm in for a horrible headache tomorrow if I don't get any carbohydrates into my system before I go to bed. Woe is me, like.

I was wondering what might be the food most easy on my upset stomach. Unfortunately, I've not got alot of foodstuffs at home; it's pretty much down to bread, pasta, and cereals with milk. I had some fruit too, but it appears to've gone old, so I won't touch that. Yeah, and a couple cookies.


Well, start the mocking ...

	06-02-2005 04:52									#2
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Tea or soup will usually go down fine...

	06-02-2005 04:54									#3
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Unfortunately, I don't have any tea, nor anything I could make soup of.

	06-02-2005 04:55									#4
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If you have some Fil around there it might help...

	06-02-2005 05:01									#5
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Dry crackers or toast. Seven up to drink stay away from water. If you can try gatorade To keep up with electolytes. Sprite isnt the same as 7 up to much sugar.

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NO MILK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

	06-02-2005 05:03									#7
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Available drinks are water, coffee, milk, and beer.

I'd kill for some fil right now, but I don't have any either.

	06-02-2005 05:08									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist Available drinks are water, coffee, milk, and beer. I'd kill for some fil right now, but I don't have any either.

If it were me id call a riend to bring me the 7 up and saltines with a can of chicken noodle soup. Dont eat the pasta for say just the broth. All available drinks you have UHHHHHHHH NO. unless u and the porcelain goddess want to have a relationship.

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Before anyone asks:

Viili/Fil

Viili is an easily produced Finnish yoghurt with a sweet flavour and creamy, almost jelly-like consistency. If made regularly the culture will have an active life of years, or even decades. No specialised equipment or sterilisation procedures are required as viili is made up of stable micro-organisms, the main one being Streptococcus cremoris.

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quote: Originally posted by laurentius Before anyone asks: Viili/Fil Viili is an easily produced Finnish yoghurt with a sweet flavour and creamy, almost jelly-like consistency. If made regularly the culture will have an active life of years, or even decades. No specialised equipment or sterilisation procedures are required as viili is made up of stable micro-organisms, the main one being Streptococcus cremoris.

Most yogarts contain milk products No? You can eat it it but it will come up curttled milk.

	06-02-2005 05:11									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski Dry crackers or toast. Seven up to drink stay away from water. If you can try gatorade To keep up with electolytes. Sprite isnt the same as 7 up to much sugar.

I had a stomach virus recently and my doctor told me not to drink gatorade. DrinK pedialite.

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yeah but its fermented and calms any acidic storm in the stomach

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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski If it were me id call a riend to bring me the 7 up and saltines with a can of chicken noodle soup. Dont eat the pasta for say just the broth.

If you were me, you couldn't bring yourself to calling anyone and ask them to bring you food at 1.10 AM.

Not that I know anyone who'd I expect to have 7 Up laying around.

quote: All available drinks you have UHHHHHHHH NO. unless u and the porcelain goddess want to have a relationship.

Water can't be that bad, can it?

(On side of the pond, it's a porcelain god, not goddess, incidentally.)

	06-02-2005 05:14									#14
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Fil is pretty easy on the stomach. It's what my parents used to give me when I had stomach problems as a kid (which happened alot), and it seemed to help.

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You got bread, which is good. I find starch makes my stomach feel better when it hurts.

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Kill yourself now.

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Water usually isnt bad.but when you cant keep nothing down its just a filler and comes back up. Pedialite and gaterade are basicly the same thing. Do you have any rice and cinnamon in the house?

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@Kuci: Suicide is for wimps.

@Mrs. Tube: Rice? Yes, some.

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If you got white rice and cinammon and a bit of sugar you can boil the rice mix in the cinammon and sugar and drink the liquid.

	06-02-2005 05:27									#20
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Boil the rice for bout 20 minutes with the sugar and cinnamon whne the rice is soft enough to eat pour the fluid out and sip that.

	06-02-2005 05:28									#21
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No cinnamon and no sugar.

As said, my kitchen is pretty empty ATM.

	06-02-2005 05:30									#22
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Keep me out of this, I had enogh of those things when my kids where small

	06-02-2005 05:56									#23
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Don't post in my thread, then.

I managed to get down some toast. I'm going to bed now, and hope I can get some sleep*.

* Remember me to make a thread about insomnia some day. Mrs. Tube's motherly attitude feels good.

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	06-02-2005 06:46									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski Pedialite and gaterade are basicly the same thing.

Gatorade has sugar, which is bad. That's what I've been told anyway.

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I'm too drunk to read the rest of the thread, so my apologies if my advice has been repeated elsewhere.

Eat saltines and drink ginger ale. That's always been me mum's prescription for an upset stomach and/or sore throat. That's always seemed to work fine for me while I've been under me mum's care, though it's open to debate as to whether her "saltines and ginger ale" remedy is really just a placebo or some ****.

	06-02-2005 09:48									#27
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Water would likely be the best choice out of what you have since you want to stay hydrated. Beer & coffee will dehydrate, milk can make an upset stomack worse, while water does nothing but help.

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Hopefully hes sleeping. I stated earlier water is just a filler cause he is thirsty. It would make him puke again. since it isnt being digested.

	06-02-2005 11:11									#29
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eat bread

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	06-02-2005 11:21									#30
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If you can take alcohol anally then maybe a giant water bong up the ass would work in this case as well.

Failing that the old stand by of an IV bag with a saline drip would work even if it wouldn't be as memorable.