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SpencerH is offline SpencerH
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Dave! Dave! Daves not here.

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You just look like a generic Dave, Dave.

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Hey! Its bad enough for us real Daves. Always having to turn around and look confused all those times when the name "Dave" gets randomly mentioned

Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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quote:
Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly


The only famous person I even remotely resemble is a young Orson Welles (circa Citizen Kane).


they called him Dave too

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You were accidently switched at birth. You're real name is Dave, Dave.

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He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!

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quote:
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You should just call yourself Dave and join the Dave Conspiracy.


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There was a coach at my highschool with the last name, Hoff. I don't remember what his first name was, but everyone called him Jack. It happened at the school where he worked before coming to ours (one of the students had a cousin there, that's why we started). The funny thing is, he never got it. He always wondered why everyone called him Jack.

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Dave! Dave! Daves not here.


That's what I thought at first too, not the ol HAL thingy, but Cheech&Chong

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This will end badly.

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There must be a Rodney Only Fools and Horses joke in here somewhere.

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Originally posted by PLATO
You were accidently switched at birth. You're real name is Dave, Dave.


Actually, I am adopted, and used to be convinced that Dave was the name given to me at birth, which would make all this incredibly freaky/cool.

But I saw the adoption papers a few years ago, and no, no Dave.

But here's something freaky: when I was in college, I took a fiction-writing class; the best story I wrote -- which had lots of autobiographical elements, as college fiction will -- featured a protagonist named "James Kozak." Years later, after my father died, I saw my adoption papers for the first time, and learned that my name at birth, prior to adoption (at the age of 3 weeks), was . . . James Kozak.

Though, again, not Dave...

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Wow, now THATs freaky.

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That's, indeed, freaky.

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that explains it - reality was bent so much by the unlikeliness of it that you have a permanent Improbability Field attached to you.

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Dave, is your twin brother James locked in a steel cage somewhere? Maybe you should feed him.

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that explains it - reality was bent so much by the unlikeliness of it that you have a permanent Improbability Field attached to you.


Fine. Now how do I use this to my advantage?

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quote:
James Kozak.


Weird dude...

* puts on music from "the twilight zone" *

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Damnit, I have to revive this thread.

Some guy just strode confidently up to my desk and boomed out, "Dave!"

I said, "no, I'm John."

He said, "Oh, sorry, I'm looking for Dave Xblkrupf [we'll let that stand in for my unique and hard-to-pronounce last name]"

I said, "I'm John Xblkrupf"

He said, "Oh, okay, John then..."

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY "DAVE?!"

There, I feel better now...

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Maybe he said "Hey!" and you just heard it as "Dave!" because of a hard to diagnose ear disorder?

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I get Phil from one person all the time - its annoying.

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I said, "I'm John Xblkrupf"


No wonder people get confused.

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I'd just use Theban.


I missed this the 1st time around. It's what I was thinking when I read it. However I still feel the need to invoke Saint Fu on Steffy.

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I get Phil from one person all the time - its annoying.


Phil is closer to Bill than Dave to John, though.

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The wrong name I'm always called in "Bob." I even answer to it now.

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Is that James Dave Kozak?

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No, David James...

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Phil is closer to Bill than Dave to John, though.


But my name isn't Bill

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But my name isn't Bill


Too late.

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Do you like Wendy's hamburgers, by any chance?


Perhaps he is the reincarnated former "emminence grease" of KFC and founder of Wendy's Dave Thomas?

 
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