06-07-2005 14:33									#61
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You're their wife now dave.

	06-07-2005 16:30									#62
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Oh, this thread again....


I'll just say one thing: "David" is a terrible name to have when you're 6'5''.

	07-07-2005 00:19									#63
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Mostly only if you're Jewish, I'd imagine.

I know a couple of really tall guys called Dave and I've never heard anyone make that joke before. It had never occured to me either, and I'm usually good at making really awful jokes that annoy everybody.

	07-07-2005 00:48									#64
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That's your true name ala Tales from Earthsea.

	07-07-2005 00:51									#65
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http://www.eslcafe.com/

The first thing to come up if you google "Dave".

Any ties to this Rufus? (just checkin')

	07-07-2005 01:29									#66
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"Hello Dave, you're my wife now!"

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	07-07-2005 01:32									#67
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quote: Originally posted by GePap That's your true name ala Tales from Earthsea.

But now that everyone knows it, he can be defeated easily!

	07-07-2005 04:46									#68
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quote: Originally posted by Lord Nuclear But now that everyone knows it, he can be defeated easily!

Nonsense. I'm a government bureaucrat. I'm invincible!

	07-07-2005 05:06									#69
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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly Nonsense. I'm a government bureaucrat. I'm invincible!

Curses! This means he's not bound by any constitutional provision, statute, regulation, rule, ordinance, common sense or even self interest.

	07-07-2005 05:19									#70
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quote: Originally posted by Zkribbler Curses! This means he's not bound by any constitutional provision, statute, regulation, rule, ordinance, common sense or even self interest.

That's right! I'm bound only by the Prime Directive: Move the Paper to Someone Else's Desk.

	07-07-2005 05:56									#72
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Dave T. Firefly.. doesn't sound bad. You should stop calling yourself John. Simply accept that your name is Dave.

	07-07-2005 07:23									#73
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quote: Originally posted by FrustratedPoet Mostly only if you're Jewish, I'd imagine. I know a couple of really tall guys called Dave and I've never heard anyone make that joke before. It had never occured to me either, and I'm usually good at making really awful jokes that annoy everybody.

Hate to admit it but yeah, you're dead right about this one.

	07-07-2005 07:49									#74
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I'm terrible with names. And birthdays, but the names are a pain, you can always send the present early or sneak a peak in her wallet when you know it's getting close. The names are another problem.

So what do you do the morning after a hot date? Women have absolutely NO sense of humor if you transpose names. It's not the nuclear option, it's the thermo-nuclear option when you do that. My solution? "Honey", "dear" (you save that when you suddenly cannot remember her name after several months - humongous no-no), "sexy" (as in good-morning sexy, or good-lookin, etc.), "beautiful" also works very well. Usually in the interim between waking up, and breakfast, you can find something with their name on it, and the brain fart terminates at that point. Just thought I'd let Dave know about it.

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quote: Originally posted by shawnmmcc I'm terrible with names. And birthdays, but the names are a pain, you can always send the present early or sneak a peak in her wallet when you know it's getting close. The names are another problem. So what do you do the morning after a hot date? Women have absolutely NO sense of humor if you transpose names. It's not the nuclear option, it's the thermo-nuclear option when you do that. My solution? "Honey", "dear" (you save that when you suddenly cannot remember her name after several months - humongous no-no), "sexy" (as in good-morning sexy, or good-lookin, etc.), "beautiful" also works very well. Usually in the interim between waking up, and breakfast, you can find something with their name on it, and the brain fart terminates at that point. Just thought I'd let Dave know about it.

Right. So if random coworkers begin calling me "beautiful," I'll know who to blame...

	07-07-2005 08:14									#76
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quote: I'm terrible with names.

So am I, which is weird as I have a pretty good memory. Any theories on this?
Mine is that I just don't give ****.

	07-07-2005 09:27									#77
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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly That's right! I'm bound only by the Prime Directive: Move the Paper to Someone Else's Desk.

	07-07-2005 09:37									#78
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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly That's right! I'm bound only by the Prime Directive: Move the Paper to Someone Else's Desk.

And don't forget the Governmental Two Step:
..Side step, side step, side step, side step...
...keep moving but never face the music!